In response to posts and comments about the so called "roast beef" vagina.

Dec 28, 2016 9:13 PM

TheLethargarians

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Hell I generally prefer vaginas that have pronounced labia minora. Appearance & feel. Large lips absolutely does NOT mean they are looser, and I find it sad that some women are shamed into thinking their vaginas are ugly or not normal because of the size of their labia.

I dont understand what people think the size of labia has to do with the size of the vagina hole?

9 years ago | Likes 14 Dislikes 0

I simply enjoy vaginas.

9 years ago | Likes 12 Dislikes 0

THANK YOU! Yes! that's what I've been saying! did your mom talk to you OP? because I was just telling her this last night...

9 years ago | Likes 44 Dislikes 5

Looks at smudged writing on palm. Vergubra?

9 years ago | Likes 25 Dislikes 1

Seen lots of ugly faces, but I ain't never seen an ugly vagina.

9 years ago | Likes 11 Dislikes 1

Hint: The vagina doesn't actually permanently stretch from too much sex.

9 years ago | Likes 8 Dislikes 0

It's really sad how uneducated people are about genitalia.

9 years ago | Likes 16 Dislikes 1

sex ed is terrible in most of this country. just scaring kids not giving them real information.

9 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

They don't want to admit that humans are animals and we just want to bang.

9 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

yeah. the logic should be that teenagers WILL have sex no matter what so at least teach them to be safe and advocate for safe sex

9 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Okay darlings, male or female, if you've got someone in bed and they try to make you feel bad about your genitals you throw them the fuck 1

9 years ago | Likes 31 Dislikes 1

Out of your bed and life. You don't need that shit, 99.9% are going to be totally fucking normal and lovely

9 years ago | Likes 17 Dislikes 1

Right? And why would ANYONE give that as reason for not wanting fuck? I mean that's just rude and unnecessary.

9 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

There's no such thing as a not normal vagina, all vagina are weird, just like all dicks are weird.

9 years ago | Likes 9 Dislikes 0

Thank you. Comments like that always make me feel super self conscious

9 years ago | Likes 16 Dislikes 0

keep in mind the people making those comments are little shit head teenagers who are not getting any. adults don't insult people like that

9 years ago | Likes 6 Dislikes 0

Not in my experience. Most making such shitty statements have been adult men.

9 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

well then it's a great litmus test to see who you don't want to have touch your pussy anyways

9 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Dudes with small dicks worry about big vaginas

9 years ago | Likes 40 Dislikes 7

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Anyone who makes this correlation clearly doesn't know how vaginas work.

9 years ago | Likes 7 Dislikes 0

Can I up vote this 100 times? The amount of nonsense still floating around out there about female anatomy is astonishing and appalling.

9 years ago | Likes 21 Dislikes 3

Human genitalia are ugly by default. I mean, have you LOOKED at those things?

9 years ago | Likes 72 Dislikes 7

No shit! I hate being a twat to my twat but she ugly af.

9 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Exactly. I'm putting this in my mouth because I love you, not because I'd look objectively and say "that looks appealing, stick it in me".

9 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

I thought I was the only one, men/women, it all looks kind of gross to me.

9 years ago | Likes 13 Dislikes 0

Thank you

9 years ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 1

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9 years ago (deleted Dec 29, 2016 1:30 PM) | Likes 0 Dislikes 0

Vaginas are just a skin sleeve. You mean the vulva

9 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

There's a reason we use the phrase "bumping uglies"

9 years ago | Likes 9 Dislikes 0

Female genitals are way more aesthetically pleasing than dicks tho

9 years ago | Likes 7 Dislikes 9

Only if you're more attracted to them I suppose. To me as a bi guy, both male and female bodies and genitals look equally appealing

9 years ago | Likes 6 Dislikes 0

fucking alien technology

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Am I one of the few who likes how they look? I'm bisexual and find both sexy.

9 years ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 0

Straight lady here. I definitely think a penis can be sexy. They're just all so different. I've met both sexy ones and some not as sexy.

9 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

As a bi guy, I've seen very few human genitals that didn't look appealing and tasty to me. Zits and warts are a turn-off of course, and 1/2

9 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 1

copious amounts of hair just gets in the way. But other than that, I find human genitalia beautiful

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

I was thinking, perhaps a bit cocky, that I must be lucky.

9 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

"Bit cocky?" I see what you did there ...

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

You mean to tell me grown ass men believe this?

9 years ago | Likes 37 Dislikes 2

Usually anyone with a small sample size and general distrust of women's accounts of their own sexual activity.

9 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 2

The bigger problem is that some girls/young women believe it about themselves.

9 years ago | Likes 34 Dislikes 1

What makes me think that men care about it is several jokes I've heard from guy friends about it.

9 years ago | Likes 9 Dislikes 1

People believe the world is flat and the moon landing was fake. You really think there's something too dumb for us to believe?

9 years ago | Likes 14 Dislikes 2

A great deal of the men I've know are brutal about large labia, labeling them as 'kebab lips.' They definitely think it makes a woman a slut

9 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

I've known several. So, yes.

9 years ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 2

Thanks for your post. I'm extremely insecure with sex because of this issue...

9 years ago | Likes 21 Dislikes 2

You're welcome.

9 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

women are a rainbow of shapes and sizes and colors. all they will be thinking about is that they get to have sex with you. not nit picking

9 years ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 0

and if they do say shit negative about you then kick them out. that's just rude

9 years ago | Likes 6 Dislikes 0

True. I'm more aware of it then any guys have been. Just sucks to have to spread them for oral or penetration..... Probably TMI sorry

9 years ago | Likes 6 Dislikes 0

nope i'm same. it's just a part of it. everybody has some little thing they need to do to make it work. i just like the added protection 1/

9 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

while biking. i would hate to have to ride it raw. little cushion is nice

9 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

also, being loose does not mean she has had a lot of sex with many male suitors. they come in all different lengths and widths just like (1)

9 years ago | Likes 57 Dislikes 2

penises. so maybe your dick is just too small for her vagina. (2)

9 years ago | Likes 41 Dislikes 3

Or her vagina is too big for his penis!

9 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 1

I think there's even an entry in the Kama Sutra on the importance of matching the size of your genitalia so neither partner suffers.

9 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Exactly.

9 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Not to mention it's almost entirely muscle, so being loose is more likely to indicate that area doesn't get much exercise.

9 years ago | Likes 7 Dislikes 4

Wouldnt that be heartbreaking for a couple that really loved eachother lol.

9 years ago | Likes 9 Dislikes 2

FAR more couples have issues with the guy being too large, not small, according to sex therapists.

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Hell ya it's a turn on!!! I fucking love licking and sucking on labia. Been with large and small, eating pussy is amazing with large labia!

9 years ago | Likes 38 Dislikes 7

Plus, makes the tube feel longer. No problem here.

9 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

If your labia literally hang to your knees, maybe see a plastic surgeon. Otherwise, bite your lip while I nibble on them.

9 years ago | Likes 25 Dislikes 6

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9 years ago (deleted Dec 31, 2016 6:33 AM) | Likes 0 Dislikes 0

Moist nibble?

9 years ago | Likes 12 Dislikes 1

A guy literally sexted me "nub of your nipple" the other day lol I'm scarred for life

9 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

...perhaps he meant "nom on your nipple"?

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

I'd use this on a girl I know, but her nipples don't have nubs.

9 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

That condition is known as a Hottentop Apron. Google that if you dare.

9 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

http://www.largelabiaproject.org

9 years ago | Likes 11 Dislikes 1

Wow thanks for this. Spent a while reading.

9 years ago | Likes 11 Dislikes 1

No one should be ashamed of their bits!

9 years ago | Likes 6 Dislikes 1

Agreed

9 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 1

Even guys with micropenises?

9 years ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 0

yep!

9 years ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 0

Does anyone over the age of 13 with sexual experience more than porn-hub honestly believe this?

9 years ago | Likes 8 Dislikes 0

Considering the US voted a president who thinks women can stop their periods by holding their bladders, I'm gonna go with yes.

9 years ago | Likes 10 Dislikes 2

OMFG source? Haven't heard this.

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

If a vagina can give birth and still go back to its original size then please don't presume that your penis will make it loose

9 years ago | Likes 105 Dislikes 3

FFS, a vagina is a cock milking machine. You think nature put all that musculature in there so it can *relax* 2-12 times in a lifetime?

9 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 3

clarification - not accusing meow' of being ignorant of this but i cringe when grown women think their vag is primarily a "birth canal".

9 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 1

Girl fucks one guy 100 times = okay. Girl fucks 100 guys once each = black hole and loose vagina. ???

9 years ago | Likes 16 Dislikes 1

Seriously. There's barely a difference after I had a vaginal birth and even tore from it. Vaginas are amazing.

9 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 2

hahaha omg i wish more guys heard this. though it's often young little pieces of shit who judge like that anyways

9 years ago | Likes 21 Dislikes 2

i knew a 23yo who'd had 1 kid at 16, another at 18 & twins at 19 & her body & box had better shape & performance than probly 85% of women

9 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

dude i believe it. the body is supposed to bounce back so you can get laid again and again. evolution lol

9 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

exackery, and for which I am eternally thankful =)

9 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

though dammmmn how it looks right afterwards. like a deflated meat balloon

9 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Vaginas are similar to dicks. They come in different shapes and sizes, they're just inside the women.

9 years ago | Likes 71 Dislikes 2

Are you saying my dick is in a vagina?

9 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Okay, but the topic here is outside appearance.

9 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 2

Comparispn still holds. Penises have wildly varying appearances, aside from the standard size/shape variance

9 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Technically, the outer parts are called vulva. The vagina is internal. And the OP title should be "...roast beef labia (minora)"

9 years ago | Likes 6 Dislikes 0

Are you saying there's a dick inside me?

9 years ago | Likes 16 Dislikes 0

*doesn't say anything creepy*

9 years ago | Likes 6 Dislikes 1

Not yet but I'd be happy to help you change that.

9 years ago | Likes 22 Dislikes 1

Jk, I'm a woman but I saw the opportunity and I wanted to take it, dammit!

9 years ago | Likes 16 Dislikes 1

I'd grab some popcorn and watch you try, then I'd go shopping because I need new shirts. These two things are totally unrelated just FYI

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

You did great :)

9 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

Having a vagina preference is like having a Ferrari preference. Just STFU and be happy you have one or have access to one.

9 years ago | Likes 55 Dislikes 11

Most people who wish it have access to a vagina.

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 2

And like Ferraris the value of the vajay is overinflated

9 years ago | Likes 18 Dislikes 6

I call shenanigans. The majority of humanity is female, if you don't like the one you are with move along. You'll find another.

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How rare do you think sex is?

9 years ago | Likes 13 Dislikes 6

Rare enough that most people wouldn't turn it down once they got past the foreplay and saw their partner's genitals. 1/

9 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 1

Extra rare, hell preferably even near raw and bloody. Wait you didn't say steak did you...

9 years ago | Likes 9 Dislikes 0

Mmmm now we're talking

9 years ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 1

"Sorry, your vulva/dick is too big/small, next" is not something most people will ever get to say. 2/2

9 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 1

Still wouldn't compare it to a Ferrari

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Anyone that can literally say "next" to someone they're having sex with can probably afford a ferrari idk

9 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

I prefer the term "meat curtains "

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Beef* curtain

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 4

All of you have never had sex before, have you?

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Bacon Bumpers

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Piss Flaps

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Ham wallet

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Cunt flaps

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9 years ago | Likes 9 Dislikes 2

No photoshop a black hole one he opens the curtains

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 1

Foot warmers

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Hinging ham

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I love a pronounced wizard sleeve

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Seriously fuck off lol I'm watching ROTK when I finish work don't ruin it

9 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

My bad lol

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

It's ok. But if I laugh I'll be back

9 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

also just going to throw it out there that it's a turn-on for a lot of guys

9 years ago | Likes 53 Dislikes 11

You da real mvp.gif

9 years ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 3

I like roast beef. My girlfriend does not have roast beef and I love her vagina as it is.

9 years ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 0

yes

9 years ago | Likes 6 Dislikes 3

also a turn off for others.

9 years ago | Likes 33 Dislikes 10

It's kind of like circumcision...

9 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 2

I'm one of those guys.

9 years ago | Likes 9 Dislikes 7

I think for most probably

9 years ago | Likes 17 Dislikes 22

You're not wrong but don't say it out loud

9 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 9

As an avid porn watcher, I can't watch the meaty curtains. I have to move along to something a bit cleaner looking.

9 years ago | Likes 14 Dislikes 27

Which is what white knights like to use against us for having a preference. It's not wrong to like what you like....within the law of course

9 years ago | Likes 12 Dislikes 9

Amen

9 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 8

And frankly, I don't give a fuck about your preferences, but maybe don't go around suggesting peoples' genitals look dirty/unclean? kthanks

9 years ago | Likes 20 Dislikes 3

I, not once, told anyone their own labias looked dirty.

9 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 11

You said you want something "a bit cleaner looking," implying "meaty curtains" are unclean-looking.

9 years ago | Likes 8 Dislikes 3

Did I?

9 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 10

"Cleaner looking" kind of implies a learned bias; just like with foreskin, labia don't affect cleanliness unless your doing someone nasty.

9 years ago | Likes 24 Dislikes 1

I think very extreme labias look messy.

9 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 11

Once again: you're entitled to your preferences, but don't call other people's genitalia "messy" and "unclean." Just makes you a dick.

9 years ago | Likes 12 Dislikes 1

*you're

9 years ago | Likes 7 Dislikes 0

Avid porn watcher = never gets laid = has no idea what an average vagina looks like

9 years ago | Likes 12 Dislikes 1

Lmao! I'm a girl... I have a boyfriend... I have sex... And I watch porn.

9 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 7

2/ Talking down to anyone who looks/likes something different.

9 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 5

I am to. And as a female, I support the diversity of other women. I don't body shame them.

9 years ago | Likes 10 Dislikes 1

It is very obvious people took what I said completely the wrong way. I should not be forced to like something I don't. But I am not

9 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 4

The people who say that large lips = being loose are those who are only ever guessing.

9 years ago | Likes 218 Dislikes 4

But if she has 5 kids, Abraham Lincoln's Statue is in there.

9 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 7

Well, you know... Loose lips sink ships.

9 years ago | Likes 18 Dislikes 2

Same dudes who assume bigger dick = better at having sex

9 years ago | Likes 58 Dislikes 0

Ugh I fuckin hate it when guys only rely on their size and do nothing at all to make the sex good besides humping away like a dog

9 years ago | Likes 11 Dislikes 0

What if they bring you a thai ice tea first?

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

I fucking love Thai ice tea

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Large lips sink ships

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Larger means more skin area = more nerve endings.

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

I think typically is is the same number just over a larger area. Now what you can do with that larger area is typically more extensive.

9 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Would larger lips mean more exposed nerve endings and easier to come?

9 years ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 0

In my experience, yes. Women with larger labia tend to climax more and/or faster.

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 1

No. the g-spot and the clit. you should know better gibler

9 years ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 1

Not sure. Typically for lots of parts the same area always has about the same number of ends so larger is just more spread out.

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Good point. Never looked at it like that.

9 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 1

A vagina never gets "loose" that shit is a myth. If a girl is tight and you can't get it in you probably haven't turned her on enough.

9 years ago | Likes 36 Dislikes 34

I love banging mothers. They've usually got enough room to make it longer than two rounds and are ready to go again the next day.

9 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 3

I get what you're saying.. it doesn't get "loose" from a lot of sex. The vagina is very elastic. Childbirth is what does it

9 years ago | Likes 7 Dislikes 3

Or one of those retardedly huge dildos. Idk if someone can recover from a 6 inch diameter dido making itself home.

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 1

Proud father; can disprove. That thing came back with some kind of kung fu death grip vengenance.

9 years ago | Likes 12 Dislikes 0

I'm sorry but I'm pretty sure that's false. The first sentence that is. Second one is pretty accurate

9 years ago | Likes 8 Dislikes 6

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9 years ago (deleted Dec 1, 2017 4:26 AM) | Likes 0 Dislikes 0

That's true, I was just agreeing that foreplay is generally more important that people realize, esp. with smaller vaginas or larger penises

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Source?

9 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 4

Personal experience. And the common understanding that forcing a child through a vagina stretches it.

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 4

I'm a visual learner, so make sure there are pics

9 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 2

Holy shit, wrong on both fronts. 1. Ever been with a mom? 2. Vaginismus is a thing. Being "turned on" doesn't cure it. Stop your bullshit.

9 years ago | Likes 23 Dislikes 11

I have, and honestly after the waiting period post birth, she was tighter than before my daughter was born

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Vaginismus exists but many times is a psychological thing which actually can be helped by being turned on (not cured but it helps.) 2

9 years ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 0

Women's vaginas change after childbirth but being aroused will help with getting a dick in. Women produce their own lube and vagina relaxes

9 years ago | Likes 6 Dislikes 2

I have been with a couple mothers and noticed no difference in tightness or lack of.

9 years ago | Likes 6 Dislikes 0

Technically even childbirth will barely affect it because the elasticity. Unless something went wrong it shouldn't be noticeable. And 1

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Source?

9 years ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 4

1. Experience. 2. https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Vaginismus

9 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 1

lol experience. I bet you fucked everyone's mom right? Vaginismus is a condition that causes painful spasms, nothing to do with "tightness"

9 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 2

I'm a visual learner, so make sure there are pics

9 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 1

However I think they are more referring to the fact that being super tight is because a lack of being turned on, not a medical condition. 3

9 years ago | Likes 11 Dislikes 0

Yeah referring to average ladies I didn't account for medical conditions.

9 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

Who knew you could upset so many people by telling them their vaginas don't get loose hahaha

9 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

I don't think that 95% of the people on this site are in any position to be picky about vagina appearance.

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You're thinking of tumblr

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 7

9 years ago | Likes 26 Dislikes 0

"give me all the pussy you have"

9 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

I'm not even in a position to be picky about vagina presence.

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

>tfw no gf

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Yet here you are, talkin shit.

9 years ago | Likes 6 Dislikes 13

Agreed, most of us were pretty open minded about your mom.

9 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 2

I've seen part of one, therefore I've seen them all

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9 years ago | Likes 133 Dislikes 0

^Perfect.

9 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

+1 just for the use of a Bowie gif

9 years ago | Likes 12 Dislikes 0

Amen

9 years ago | Likes 6 Dislikes 1

I spit my beer out on my husband from this! Truer words have not been spoken!

9 years ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 1

Turns out beggars CAN be choosers

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As a freelance gynecologist, I'd say it's closer to 94.97%

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You'd have to have some serious side show vagina for me to even pause a thought. Like one side bat wing and one side brain mushroom.

9 years ago | Likes 14 Dislikes 0

And even then it would probably be a pass if you had a nice personality and a face that didn't have to be covered in a paper bag.

9 years ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 0

"Side show vagina" lol

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Omg, the visual imagery.

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

I love you

9 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 1

Wow that was quick. I'm not sure if I'm ready to say it yet.

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

I mean I like you and enjoy spending time with you, its just...

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

It's ok it can be one sided but you've got to know.

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

OK so can we still, you know, sleep together and paint little mustaches on pictures and wear formal dress to Pizza Hut?

9 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Christmas has taught me that everyone on here is hotter/sexier than I am.

9 years ago | Likes 15 Dislikes 1

Ugly person here, didn't want to ruin Christmas for Imgur with a selfie. Bet my fellow uggos felt the same.

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

That's because every ugly person here didn't make it out of usersub or learned it last Christmas.

9 years ago | Likes 13 Dislikes 0

I find that those who are the pickiest about such things are often those you'd think would be least in the position to be that picky

9 years ago | Likes 81 Dislikes 1

http://imgur.com/OmSsSgH

9 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

I'm friends with 3 guys who can't get dates due to this exact problem. Amazing girls with average looks throw themselves at them and no dice

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

I think that those who are picky about it its because they have had more intimacy with porn and pornstars standars that with real women

9 years ago | Likes 6 Dislikes 0

And by real I mean average humans beings, not models. (Writing this comment made me horny wtf is wrong with me)

9 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

XD sneaky porn stars... making people horny just by being mentioned!

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

do you want your list of perfection or do you actually want SOMEONE? is what they need to evaluate. also if they are list quality for anyone

9 years ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 0

THIS. I'm not saying a guy can't look for an attractive woman, but if it's been 10 years, maybe you're batting outside your ballpark

9 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

i had a co-worker. she had these requirements that basically were 100% incompatable with existing. She gave that up and is happy now. /1

9 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

she was mormon and wanted an older guy but also a freshly returned missionary. she was 27 and most come back from missions at 22. 2/

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

I mean, this is a popular social media site. Not some underground creep gathering site.

9 years ago | Likes 33 Dislikes 74

Yeah whatever send nudes

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I don't feel like those two are incompatible. Have you taken a look around this site?

9 years ago | Likes 54 Dislikes 3

Yeah but there are some creeps. But 95%......

9 years ago | Likes 11 Dislikes 35

Why not both?

9 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

+1 for not using that dumb overused gif.

9 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

You can have both, but 95% is a high percentage

9 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 3

You'd never guess from the amount of tools going on about "for science".

9 years ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 1

I prefer the viginas that will accept me for who I am and not how quick i cum.

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Amen

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Practice more, a few weeks and you can last for 2 hours.

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

9 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 3

How quick is too quick, is the real question.

9 years ago | Likes 8 Dislikes 0

I'll take any vagina that's attached to a woman. I'm lonely

9 years ago | Likes 6 Dislikes 0

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I stopped at "I prefer vaginas that accept me..."

9 years ago | Likes 22 Dislikes 1

She comes first. Problem solved.

9 years ago | Likes 13 Dislikes 0

It continually blows my mind that not every guy does this.

9 years ago | Likes 12 Dislikes 0

Yeah... I agree. Don't be afraid to change the batting order from time to time, sometimes you ain't feeling it as good as other times.

9 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

Not all guys have common sense.

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Quick? I'm not premature, I'm selfish.

9 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

Lick 'em before ya prick 'em

9 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

*vergubas

9 years ago | Likes 34 Dislikes 0

9 years ago | Likes 8 Dislikes 0

Me too!

9 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

So warm, I just love having sex with them

9 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

9 years ago | Likes 305 Dislikes 1

Jayjay

9 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 1

https://m.flickr.com/#/photos/retrorocketrick/sets/72157625750708997/ Not my photos but I visited here two years ago.

9 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

Is that some sort of ancient fuckdoll?

9 years ago | Likes 9 Dislikes 0

That's weird you made that with your mom as a model

9 years ago | Likes 136 Dislikes 4

Rikt

9 years ago | Likes 15 Dislikes 0

v

9 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Trickky McSavage please accept our Upvotes

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

9 years ago | Likes 12 Dislikes 0

You've got fingers and a tongue for a reason. It's all good.

9 years ago | Likes 37 Dislikes 0

Yea but I mean lets be real,I doubt its a good look when you HAVE to do that to get her off. Gals like the feeling of a penis, even lesbians

9 years ago | Likes 14 Dislikes 3

What if I told you about a thing called foreplay? Do enough foreplay and time doesn't matter.

9 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 1

Foreplay is neat but the MAINEVENT is the most intimate you can get. I mean its called foreplay for a reason.

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

I think you'd be surprised how much women appreciate a guy who is good with his hands

9 years ago | Likes 8 Dislikes 0

Read some material on it. Dive in and try different things, let her response guide you to what works best for her

9 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

Again thats a nice ADDITION, but again intercourse is the mainevent and most intimate one can get thus mentally and physically better

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Unless your dick is literally thumb size you don't have a problem if you have the right attitude

9 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 1

Eh depends on the girl. Some really need that full feeling of deep penetration that sort of test her limits to get her to climax.

9 years ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 1

Of all the women I've known (slept with or otherwise) only two have ever had an orgasm from penetration.My wife is one, and even then 1/

9 years ago | Likes 15 Dislikes 1

Your sample size is an outlier I think

9 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 4

Yeah, only about 20 or so.

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 3

she has to be on top and it is still mostly clit pressure. 2/2

9 years ago | Likes 15 Dislikes 1

PREACH

9 years ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 0

The American Dream

9 years ago | Likes 58 Dislikes 0

It's called that because you have to be asleep to dream.

9 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

Me thinks blokes worldwide gonna agree the statement here mate.

9 years ago | Likes 12 Dislikes 0

The American Dream was never for Americans

9 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 1

Vaginas

9 years ago | Likes 20 Dislikes 5

Vaginers

9 years ago | Likes 9 Dislikes 1

Vergubas

9 years ago | Likes 6 Dislikes 1

those 2

9 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 2

Pooter

9 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 1

Squish mitten

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Queef crack.

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Sleeve of wizard

9 years ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 0

Craving the crevasse

9 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Cocksocket

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Penis pocket

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Labiaplasty is on the rise for teenagers who feel their natural vags are abnormal because of large/uneven labia. Total approve of your post.

9 years ago | Likes 582 Dislikes 7

Is this another double standard, or are you taking the same perspective on circumcision?

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 3

Circumcision is pointless (when not for medical reasons) and more pervasive in the US than my country. I can haz my opinion now?

9 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 1

Idiocy really !!

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

This is so weird because many men (and gay women) are very attracted to larger labias. It's a very popular porn category

9 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

As I said in my post, I personally find them much more appealing. That's partly why the stigma bothers me so much.

9 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Inversely, google Gukuna Imishino. Some African tribes have been teaching girls to stretch theirs out for centuries, from young ages.

9 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

That's why I'm a doctor

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Wow really? Poor kids today.

9 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 1

These damn kids can't even eat out without it being altered? Fuckin' now I don't care, everyone who is younger than me ruin all kinds of fun

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

I recommend this video on the topic. NSFW https://vimeo.com/10883108

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

It details the rise in labiaplasty and some of its underlying causes. Informative and interesting.

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Do you have a source for that?

9 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 2

It's tragic.

9 years ago | Likes 160 Dislikes 3

I know its a travesity and they just go and throw those old Labias out like a piece of garbage once they remove them. Consumer society I say

9 years ago | Likes 20 Dislikes 2

9 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

Unrealistic body standards set by porn...

9 years ago | Likes 19 Dislikes 0

How is it any different then circumcision?

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

male circumcision = necessary. female circumcision = genital mutilation. Got it? Good.

9 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 5

Is it really? It is a federal crime (18 U.S. Code § 116) if not medically necessary and being in pediatrics I have never heard of this.

9 years ago | Likes 10 Dislikes 5

Hey, Mr Mayor, can you explain how circumcisions are medically necessary? They're done on minors, after all.

9 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

This federal law covers the labia majora, minora, and the clitoris. The penile foreskin does not fit into those categories.

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

You're in Pediatrics and your user name is "TheMayorOfTittyCity"?

9 years ago | Likes 18 Dislikes 0

Doctors never party of specialize so they can afford to play with a hot girls titties, ya... smart people hate titties... horrible things.

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 2

Pediatrics: the study of titty suckers. Clearly pediatricians are the mayors of titty town.

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

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I see no conflict there

9 years ago | Likes 20 Dislikes 2

Word. Titties and pediatrics are totally unrelated.

9 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

I think pornos have something to do with it too.

9 years ago | Likes 12 Dislikes 0

def. i thought mine was weird because on side was larger than the other

9 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

100%

9 years ago | Likes 7 Dislikes 0

Not something. Everything.

9 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

Mine are uneven but I am the only one who knows...I seriously have better things to worry about...Like what's for dinner.

9 years ago | Likes 12 Dislikes 0

The joker inside me wants to say roast beef but as a woman I don't want to offend another woman.

9 years ago | Likes 7 Dislikes 1

As a female, it's still funny to me but I've never been one to let superficial stuff like that bother me. We need to support one another.

9 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

A girl I've known for very long has thought about this, it makes me sad. I want her to ride my face either way.

9 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

This sucks, honestly. On the other side, "GET 6 INCHES BIGGER WITH ONE SIMPLE TRICK/PILL" has been around since before the internet. 1/2

9 years ago | Likes 40 Dislikes 4

would be nice if everyone could just be all "hey look at my junk, it's p fukkin rad" but "standards" and all. :(

9 years ago | Likes 14 Dislikes 2

Yeah, darn those public indecency laws

9 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 1

IN THE BEDROOM or anywhere in private. Unless you're watching "waiting" the movie, "IT'S SO ANGRY!!!" Yes, ppl have seen the goat, by me :)

9 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 1

I actually really needed to hear this, not gonna lie. I've been planning on getting surgery, and this is sort of making me think twice

9 years ago | Likes 18 Dislikes 0

Unless you're really active/end up with irritation due to having an "outie", don't get the surgery. It's not needed. Only pathetic 1/2

9 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

virgins on the internet sit around screaming about how someone's vag looks. 2/2

9 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Same here xo

9 years ago | Likes 9 Dislikes 0

Ditto what I said just above.

9 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Wow. As guy, please don't. Never met a puss I didn't adore looking at! Use that money for something that makes you happy and whole.

9 years ago | Likes 7 Dislikes 0

This is sad. Someone please tell them to stop. Not necessary.

9 years ago | Likes 20 Dislikes 1

Yes, tell women what to do with their bodies.

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 16

Labiaplasties have a ton of medical complications, and growing teenagers shouldn't have them. These are girls, not women.

9 years ago | Likes 11 Dislikes 1

In Australia, labia minora is banned from being shown in pornographic material. Labiaplasty has also risen due to this law -.-

9 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

That is incredibly fucked up.

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

It's awful. I was always self conscious about mine and with the wrong guy I could definitely see myself wanting surgery to change it.

9 years ago | Likes 45 Dislikes 1

I havent seen your verguba, but I can tell you it's awesome and perfect !! Dont let the idiots make you feel bad becuase of THEIR ignorance.

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

I haven't seen your vagina but I'm sure it's perfectly okay and more important is that it works as it should. There is no "normal" vagina.

9 years ago | Likes 12 Dislikes 0

I agree, there is no "normal" vagina. I consumed a lot of porn in my middle school days that contributed to my self consciousness

9 years ago | Likes 6 Dislikes 0

If you've got the wrong guy fuck him... or wait, that other thing. There's nothing wrong with your natural labia. This trend is bullshit.

9 years ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 0

It truly is. My guy now is perfectly happy with my labia and I am certainly fucking him ;)

9 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

Noooo! Surgery on the vag (when you need it) hella hurts. Recovery makes you feel like a lopsided hoohaaa. I know, I live it. :(

9 years ago | Likes 6 Dislikes 0

Oh no I'm sorry :( Yeah I definitely would never do it now, I'm very happy with the state of my vagina :)

9 years ago | Likes 6 Dislikes 0

I had a cyst that grew, needed to be removed but to do it they had to remove area, now I'm lopsided and it feels crazy strange. But healed!

9 years ago | Likes 6 Dislikes 0

That would feel strange, but hooray for healed!

9 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

Me too, definitely considered surgery until I saw a documentary where a young girl had it done and it looked so painful (obviously)

9 years ago | Likes 6 Dislikes 0

I'm glad you didn't do it.

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Oh god it would be so painful, I can't even imagine. As I've gotten older I've realized the saying "beauty is pain" is full of shit

9 years ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 0

Don't ever do it, you are perfectly you, and that's how you should be.

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Another downside to the copious amounts of porn kids are exposed to.

9 years ago | Likes 111 Dislikes 9

I find the labia in porn to be quite diverse looking. It's only 'softer' porn like playboy that is known for airbrushing labia

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

People have been doing this since before we even discovered electricity. Lookup Gukuna Imishino.

9 years ago | Likes 7 Dislikes 4

You can't compare that to what teens are exposed to on the internet.

9 years ago | Likes 13 Dislikes 2

You, apparently, can't prove either of your two claims, so watch yo mouth. Point being, CHILDREN have been raised for centuries to do this.

9 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 4

You obviously didn't have a typical American upbringing and I'm sorry you went through that. Doesn't lessen the affects of internet porn

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 2

What's great about what we have access to now through the ever-rising trend of self-published pornography offers people a chance to see...

9 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

...so many different body types being accepted.

9 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Because you think young people being exposed to hardcore sex acts is supposedly causing them problems. Ignoring sex used to happen openly.

9 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 2

Gradeschool girls do it to eachother to pass time. They're all raised up being told "do this right or your marriage will fail!"

9 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 2

I'm just saying you're utterly myopic and have not one single tiny grasp of the scope of human experience throughout history.

9 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 3

Generations of girls raised to alter their bodies every day for 10 years and then failing to ejaculate and thinking it was all wasted.

9 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 2

And supposedly, the sign that they "did it right" is ejaculating during their first intercourse. If they don't, they failed.

9 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 2

Accounts on Gukuna Imishino are all the same. "When I turned about 8-10 my mom told me I HAD to elongate my labia for my future marriage."

9 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 2

Porn is pretty cool yo

9 years ago | Likes 29 Dislikes 38

I just think it affects teenagers in ways we don't even know yet.

9 years ago | Likes 34 Dislikes 6

In other words, "Won't somebody think of the children?!?"

9 years ago | Likes 8 Dislikes 3

I suppose it gives at first a misrepresentation of how sex really is, but they will instantly learn the reality when they experience it

9 years ago | Likes 13 Dislikes 15

For some, it takes forever :|

9 years ago | Likes 6 Dislikes 0

What sex is like, body expectations, girls thinking they have to do "activities" to please guys, it is a pretty long list actually.

9 years ago | Likes 30 Dislikes 3

The problem is a lot don't learn. They assume they did it wrong, arnt attractive enough, wrong size anatomy, etcetera.

9 years ago | Likes 20 Dislikes 0