50 pts ยท May 13, 2016
Laugh?! I thought we'd never start...
How u know she a girl
Upvotes for Scottish tweets, always
They knew what they were doing
Tesco curly fries? Nom
Yep, I've now learnt to just not ask if a coworker had a good day off - more often than not they were at a funeral...
What the phoque??
This "family in the rear windscreen" thing, is this a thing?? I never seen it before, seen it on at least 3 separate occasions just today..?
Sometimes I think I'll maybe start watching GOT, just to benefit from the memes...
A beast*
Chad is my idol
Ha this is great! Been enjoying his Mcconaissance
If I fits I sits
That's the fella, ta! (did not realise I was talking to OP, sorry, well done you)
Lol snap, I meant FAST clap, was genuinely impressed by all the fud tbh
Where that slow clap gif at
That's one happy potato
This has kept me entertained all damn day, thanks internet!
...the fuck was #1 in a fucking jar?
I'm confused, where are the mistakes?
Same! However, fatty that I am, it next to never gets the chance to be cold :/
"Orderbs" I'm dying
What, no gut shot?? *re-zips*
Kinda weird, still totally would though
Lol at #3 - "Bitch please"
Think some of those were repeats, but I don't care, take my points you slut
#9 "are you borking to me?" - dog, probably
Wow I wish this were the case for me - I'm "stay quiet and have ppl SUSPECT I'm stupid, rather than speak up and have it confirmed"
Ah rewatched Inglourious.. today unaware of the occasion! Great director, but yeah as a person, does seem a bit of a cunt
First (&best) thing I saw him in, walked in at the part here he's walking on water and said "oh my god is that David Bowie?!"
How u know she a girl
Upvotes for Scottish tweets, always
They knew what they were doing
Tesco curly fries? Nom
Yep, I've now learnt to just not ask if a coworker had a good day off - more often than not they were at a funeral...
What the phoque??
This "family in the rear windscreen" thing, is this a thing?? I never seen it before, seen it on at least 3 separate occasions just today..?
Sometimes I think I'll maybe start watching GOT, just to benefit from the memes...
A beast*
Chad is my idol
Ha this is great! Been enjoying his Mcconaissance
If I fits I sits
That's the fella, ta! (did not realise I was talking to OP, sorry, well done you)
Lol snap, I meant FAST clap, was genuinely impressed by all the fud tbh
Where that slow clap gif at
That's one happy potato
This has kept me entertained all damn day, thanks internet!
...the fuck was #1 in a fucking jar?
I'm confused, where are the mistakes?
Same! However, fatty that I am, it next to never gets the chance to be cold :/
"Orderbs" I'm dying
What, no gut shot?? *re-zips*
Kinda weird, still totally would though
Lol at #3 - "Bitch please"
Think some of those were repeats, but I don't care, take my points you slut
#9 "are you borking to me?" - dog, probably
Wow I wish this were the case for me - I'm "stay quiet and have ppl SUSPECT I'm stupid, rather than speak up and have it confirmed"
Ah rewatched Inglourious.. today unaware of the occasion! Great director, but yeah as a person, does seem a bit of a cunt
First (&best) thing I saw him in, walked in at the part here he's walking on water and said "oh my god is that David Bowie?!"