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Probs reposts, enjoy anyway
Cat tax. Leo !
Cat tax. Django (Django Reinhardt)
Cat tax. Merlin (right) Evvie (Left)
Slayerformayor
Hate cats, but django Reinhardt is goddamned awesome.
Killingthemnotsosoftly
Are you today's date? Because you're 1/7
AaronSouth
#9
ApollosMum
#13 The enchantment only lasts a few seconds and then it’s just a piece of chocolate shaped like a frog.
CitrusLimon
#2 When it's the 31st of December and I say "See you in the next life".
Leanimal85
Upvotes for Scottish tweets, always
alucinare
The pear sounds suspiciously like a doggo. I bet it's a mask and once again we'll be bamboozled by doggo.
FuzzyBlanketSyndrome
Spread it all over mom? Or spread it all over, mom?
Cosbypillpopin
#23 halfway through reading that I thought I was having a stroke
Voldemorty
Upvotes for the Django Reinhardt kitty name! And the cute kitties
fidormula
#13 makes me feel something as a predator.
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Swissyswissswiss
That meme always makes me sad. It’s a kid graduating high school, and you can’t choose your looks.
EveryoneWhoDisagreesWithMeIsLiterallyHitler
If everyone hates slow walkers, how are there still slow walkers?
lml193
Your cats are adorable.
SoloPoloPeeper
Thankyou! And i love this gif :3
JamaicanSauce
I want to be mad at you bc you named your black cat Django just bc I didn't think of it first
cy433948531415
CaT lADy
Abetterusernamethanyours
Yeah, you can expect to receive your cattax refund in the coming weeks
navicat
Came for the memes, upvoted for the cats
whyfadeadream
Merlin. <3
agressiveduckling
quality dump, definitely saved a few of these
Gruffalo
Did taxes increase? (not complaining)
Ivanaski
+1 for Dra'nakyuek, Destroyer of worlds.
bjuttejuppe
This kills me every time!
Leprechaun79
It’s extremely mean but I laugh every time.
JesusChristLovesYou
Nice collection! Thank you! :) !!
xBadger7x
Short, yet fun. The midget porn of dumps
rosalynne95
I'm so dumb that when I saw the 10/10 one I actually checked if that was today's date.
illtakethingsthatneverhappenedfor200alex
And I learn something, literally 28 years and had no clue it was “intents and purposes”. Been saying intensive purposes my whole life.
Dildont
Can I come to your house and play with your cats?
chunkblaster
I have a cat named Leo but he looks like your other cat Django. It's short for Leonidas.
SoloPoloPeeper
Love your cats full name! My leos full name is 'Mr Leo 'the cheezeburger' Johnson' (im weird, hes weird...we're cool with that)
chunkblaster
A most excellent name for a most excellent cat ????
Meepbeep12
Can someone help me with the, "Magine going to the movies with a bird..." one?
Dactrius
It's supposed to be typed as if it's the Scottish accent. It's about his girlfriend picking heavy candy instead of the light stuff.
johnzaku
Pick n mix is you get charged by weight. Bonbons are full chocolate while the other things are marshmallows (i think)
corkyburceck
Imagine going to the movies with a bird and she wants a pick'n'mix. Thing gets weighed and you're like 'less bonbons, more 'flumps', hon --
azmyth1
I think bonbons are a type of ice cream, but what are flumps?
RedPeggy
Bonbons are more like a hard, round sweet; and flumps are marshmallows
corkyburceck
--I'm not made of money'. ...I think.
coolguy4206969
#16 nice
MrSnowy
Nice
Wildzebucxl
coolguy4206969
Even colder: New York
troublecliff
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coolguy4206969
You joke, but there may come a day when I need a new account.
troublecliff
Never!