LauraPeeper

2283 pts ยท May 14, 2015


A nurse in the hospital legit said to me "I thought only skinny people had crohns." Either she's calling me fat or a liar?

10 years ago | Likes 7 Dislikes 0

Neonatal nurse here. Can confirm that the pinard horn is for listening to the fetal heart beat.

10 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

What an absolutely gorgeous human...

10 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 1

You HAD to push the door close button on elevators in China... Those are definitely fakes in the U.S.

10 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

2+ years here....

10 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

Columbia represent!

10 years ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 0

Yes!

10 years ago | Likes 8 Dislikes 1

I wish I could upvote this 50 times. I'll just go upvote your other stuff to make up for it.

10 years ago | Likes 26 Dislikes 3

Better.

10 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Is this what we are calling "thick" now?

10 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 2

Ozarks?

10 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

This made me choke on my coffee. Well done.

10 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

Take shape for life?

10 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

That crab leg though

10 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Did you leave the door open?

10 years ago | Likes 32 Dislikes 4

SAUCE: Kyle Shearrer of Columbia, Missouri

10 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

WAHT.

10 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

This made my hands sweat so profusely that I dropped my phone.

10 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

This. This is so accurate.

10 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 6

At least it wasn't made of poop...

10 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Clint looks like Tom from MySpace...

10 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

This has been my entire adult life

10 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 1

Every. Single. One.

10 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Missouri represent!!

10 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 1

This is absolutely perfect.

10 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

That's what I thought!

10 years ago | Likes 7 Dislikes 0

<3

10 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Well, did it work?

10 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Oh my god. This made me aspirate.

10 years ago | Likes 16 Dislikes 0