How a Baby is Made

Mar 19, 2016 2:55 AM

partialcretan

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In 1973, Per Holm Knudsen published a children's book.

@anewbadlyphotoshoppedphotoofmichaelceraeveryday I checked for you, it seems like something you would do.

10 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

haha I remember reading this book when I was 10 or 11.

10 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

I'm 7 months pregnant and this explains a lot. I'm glad that I'll at least be smiling when that thing comes out of my hooha. That's a relief

10 years ago | Likes 12 Dislikes 2

So, basically, have sex, then stay naked for 9 months until you gotta go to the hospital? Interesting. I never knew.

10 years ago | Likes 8 Dislikes 1

holy fucking graphic novel batman

10 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

I was not prepared to scroll down. Laughed my ass off.

10 years ago | Likes 6 Dislikes 0

The kid looks more excited to be out... than seeing his mother

10 years ago | Likes 6 Dislikes 0

I'M FINALLY OUT!! oh hey it's you again

10 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

IMMENSE COSMIC POWERS, ᶦᵗᵗʸ ᵇᶦᵗᵗʸ ᶫᶦᵛᶦᶰᵍ ˢᵖᵃᶜᵉ

10 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Good read 5/7, would recommend to a friend.

10 years ago | Likes 28 Dislikes 4

But it wasn't as good as the movie

10 years ago | Likes 7 Dislikes 1

Straight forward how to book. BRB

10 years ago | Likes 35 Dislikes 0

Good ol' Danish book

10 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

So...to make a baby do I have to stay naked for 9 months?

10 years ago | Likes 12 Dislikes 0

It couldn't hurt.

10 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Might get pregnant again

10 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Ive actually read this.....

10 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Ah, Denmark. The IDGAF country.

10 years ago | Likes 6 Dislikes 0

is this kind of book common in Denmark?

10 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

This is all I have to say. http://www.ageofconsent.com/denmark.htm

10 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

As a small child, I thought babies came from butts. I was perplexed how pregnant women could poop without giving accidentally giving birth.

10 years ago | Likes 8 Dislikes 0

I was taught at recess that you had to pee into a girl's butt to get her pregnant. I learned the truth around age 23

10 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

That's actually happened. Some women didn't know they were pregnant, sat for a poo, went HHHGGGHHNNN and then there's a baby in the toilet

10 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

Apparently during labor it is very common for women to poo themselves when pushing out the infant. And also rip their taint. :(

10 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

so for the entire length of the pregnancy, neither the mother or father is allowed to wear clothes?

10 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

The dude's really rockin that tuft of chest hair.

10 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

It'll be hard but I think I can masturbate to this.

10 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 1

Sir...you'r wife doesn't have to be naked. We actually prefer her to not be naked.

10 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

@lazyasshole

10 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

HOW IS BABBY FORMED

10 years ago | Likes 17 Dislikes 0

HOW GIRL GET PRAGNENT

10 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

They need to do way instain mother

10 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

My oldest is 9 1/2. Seeing that huge head come out of that small opening still freaks me out a little.

10 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Wheres the machine that goes 'beep'

10 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

The picture of them doing it needs "pew, pew" added.

10 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 1

This is odd. My baby came from a stork. This is news to me.

10 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

Why the hell does the doctor switch from a Pinard horn to a Littmann stethoscope?

10 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 1

That might be suction for the baby.

10 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

But... Where's the stork?

10 years ago | Likes 51 Dislikes 0

The stork is the one with the white coat, pens and stethoscope. Pay attention!

10 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

The woman ate it

10 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Yo

10 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

This is childbirth, not pickles!

10 years ago | Likes 14 Dislikes 0

Now I want pickles...

10 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

Cheaper than wanting kids.

10 years ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 0

"Got a whole bunch in the fridge!" - Things you can say about pickles, but not your kids.

10 years ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 0

who says

10 years ago | Likes 0 Dislikes 0

"wazzup!"

10 years ago | Likes 345 Dislikes 0

:D damn, this is it. end of thread.

10 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

And a meme is born!

10 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

That's all folks

10 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

"That's one hell of an act. What do you call it?" "The Aristocrats!"

10 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Looks like they want a hug

10 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

New profile picture for everything

10 years ago | Likes 23 Dislikes 0

My thoughts exactly!

10 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

WAZAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA :P

10 years ago | Likes 36 Dislikes 0

Just chillin, having a bud

10 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

WAZAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA :P

10 years ago | Likes 15 Dislikes 0

This seemed like a straightforward, informative way to teach children... Up until the picture with the arms. That one was too much for me.

10 years ago | Likes 52 Dislikes 2

Heeeeeeeeeerrrrreeee's baby!

10 years ago | Likes 9 Dislikes 0

Same.

10 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

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10 years ago (deleted Mar 19, 2016 10:24 AM) | Likes 0 Dislikes 0

Unnecessary?

10 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 1

Well I mean it is kinda the most important part to have a baby

10 years ago | Likes 10 Dislikes 1

Damn I missed a good thread here I think. What did he say. Something about kids shouldn't get sexy al education at a young age?

10 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Im assuming so but i missed it as well

10 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

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10 years ago (deleted Mar 19, 2016 10:24 AM) | Likes 0 Dislikes 0

Yes but they don't know how they are made and if talked about in an only biological way sex talks can be less awkward and informative

10 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 1

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10 years ago (deleted Mar 19, 2016 10:24 AM) | Likes 0 Dislikes 0

is the doctor holding a hammer? and why?

10 years ago | Likes 124 Dislikes 0

he was there at the birth of Donald Trump, and he vowed to never let evil into the world ever again. He swore by that oath.

10 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 1

for great doctors it's never too late for an abortion

10 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 1

It is the birthing hammer. It is tradition.

10 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

Just in case the baby has one chromosome too many

10 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Because the woman got nailed

10 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

It's his "wellness hammer". Do you know nothing about medicine?

10 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Incase it's a girl?

10 years ago | Likes 20 Dislikes 0

This is denmark, in the civilised world you know

10 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 1

For parasitic alien babies. Just.. In.. Case...

10 years ago | Likes 52 Dislikes 0

Hello my baby, hello my darling, h.."SMASH"

10 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

Zombie babies too

10 years ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 0

Just started watching Walking Dead. Thought same thing. +1

10 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

It's a Pinard horn, a type of stethoscope, which is weird because he's holding a Littmann-style Stethoscope on the next page.

10 years ago | Likes 36 Dislikes 0

Neonatal nurse here. Can confirm that the pinard horn is for listening to the fetal heart beat.

10 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Fetal stethoscope maybe?

10 years ago | Likes 6 Dislikes 0

Fetal stethoscope is another term for Pinard horn

10 years ago | Likes 8 Dislikes 0

Ah so, that for baby, next for mommy? Except she's probably all hooked up so who knows

10 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

Well, it was 1973 so maybe she wasn't so hooked back then.

10 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0