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In 1973, Per Holm Knudsen published a children's book.
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hardgrovius
@anewbadlyphotoshoppedphotoofmichaelceraeveryday I checked for you, it seems like something you would do.
imgrsy2013
haha I remember reading this book when I was 10 or 11.
Lilrox55
I'm 7 months pregnant and this explains a lot. I'm glad that I'll at least be smiling when that thing comes out of my hooha. That's a relief
discclaimer
So, basically, have sex, then stay naked for 9 months until you gotta go to the hospital? Interesting. I never knew.
H4zardous
holy fucking graphic novel batman
IllusionOfHatred
I was not prepared to scroll down. Laughed my ass off.
gottalovethoselongspots
The kid looks more excited to be out... than seeing his mother
iloevet
I'M FINALLY OUT!! oh hey it's you again
jackofalleves
IMMENSE COSMIC POWERS, ᶦᵗᵗʸ ᵇᶦᵗᵗʸ ᶫᶦᵛᶦᶰᵍ ˢᵖᵃᶜᵉ
pigeonsareliars
Good read 5/7, would recommend to a friend.
fillyard
But it wasn't as good as the movie
gulagGary
Straight forward how to book. BRB
DroolingYeastman
Good ol' Danish book
freenna
So...to make a baby do I have to stay naked for 9 months?
heartsongmeditation
It couldn't hurt.
DaveTheMurderingHippo
Might get pregnant again
ItsAGameOfSchlongs
Ive actually read this.....
RussRamster
Ah, Denmark. The IDGAF country.
pandamandana
is this kind of book common in Denmark?
RussRamster
This is all I have to say. http://www.ageofconsent.com/denmark.htm
InhaleMyBumHole
As a small child, I thought babies came from butts. I was perplexed how pregnant women could poop without giving accidentally giving birth.
Doritosaurus
I was taught at recess that you had to pee into a girl's butt to get her pregnant. I learned the truth around age 23
jolietjane
That's actually happened. Some women didn't know they were pregnant, sat for a poo, went HHHGGGHHNNN and then there's a baby in the toilet
InhaleMyBumHole
Apparently during labor it is very common for women to poo themselves when pushing out the infant. And also rip their taint. :(
frankwalkerfromnationaltiiiiiiiiiiles
so for the entire length of the pregnancy, neither the mother or father is allowed to wear clothes?
usernametakenisthestoryofmylife
The dude's really rockin that tuft of chest hair.
YourMomLikesAnal
It'll be hard but I think I can masturbate to this.
Puppydonk
Sir...you'r wife doesn't have to be naked. We actually prefer her to not be naked.
ZeroEndGame
@lazyasshole
red666111
HOW IS BABBY FORMED
FabulouslyTiti
HOW GIRL GET PRAGNENT
adamantos
They need to do way instain mother
canibFrank
My oldest is 9 1/2. Seeing that huge head come out of that small opening still freaks me out a little.
TheBigCock
Wheres the machine that goes 'beep'
Thisnamethingisdifficult
The picture of them doing it needs "pew, pew" added.
psychorealm11
This is odd. My baby came from a stork. This is news to me.
Perfzilla
Why the hell does the doctor switch from a Pinard horn to a Littmann stethoscope?
partialcretan
That might be suction for the baby.
M3diocr3atbest
But... Where's the stork?
Starwaster
The stork is the one with the white coat, pens and stethoscope. Pay attention!
FoodInspector95
The woman ate it
thestorkasaurus
Yo
partialcretan
This is childbirth, not pickles!
IRewroteTheNewTestament
Now I want pickles...
RandomlyAppointedNSAAgent
Cheaper than wanting kids.
InsolventTacos
"Got a whole bunch in the fridge!" - Things you can say about pickles, but not your kids.
ThatSquirrelInTheCorner
who says
Gangstatron
"wazzup!"
OfNapoleonInAquamarine
:D damn, this is it. end of thread.
aftri
And a meme is born!
Miguano
That's all folks
CatSnakePlissken
"That's one hell of an act. What do you call it?" "The Aristocrats!"
DrewTheStampede
Looks like they want a hug
TheRealDracoMalfoy
New profile picture for everything
Glappyness
My thoughts exactly!
perseco
WAZAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA :P
HaulinOats
Just chillin, having a bud
figgy1252
WAZAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA :P
dephress
This seemed like a straightforward, informative way to teach children... Up until the picture with the arms. That one was too much for me.
tibby
Heeeeeeeeeerrrrreeee's baby!
Godric19
Same.
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PullMyPissPiglet
Unnecessary?
cowpiefatty
Well I mean it is kinda the most important part to have a baby
Mycologics
Damn I missed a good thread here I think. What did he say. Something about kids shouldn't get sexy al education at a young age?
cowpiefatty
Im assuming so but i missed it as well
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cowpiefatty
Yes but they don't know how they are made and if talked about in an only biological way sex talks can be less awkward and informative
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stepst00l
is the doctor holding a hammer? and why?
frankwalkerfromnationaltiiiiiiiiiiles
he was there at the birth of Donald Trump, and he vowed to never let evil into the world ever again. He swore by that oath.
HitlerHadItRight
for great doctors it's never too late for an abortion
CaffeinatedDisaster
It is the birthing hammer. It is tradition.
Phlonni
Just in case the baby has one chromosome too many
derpisasderpdoes
Because the woman got nailed
discogibbon
It's his "wellness hammer". Do you know nothing about medicine?
NulHeart
Incase it's a girl?
MonkeyHittingPianoDramatically
This is denmark, in the civilised world you know
MadeForThisComment
For parasitic alien babies. Just.. In.. Case...
patotheduck
Hello my baby, hello my darling, h.."SMASH"
bacdeusa
Zombie babies too
perpetuallylove
Just started watching Walking Dead. Thought same thing. +1
Perfzilla
It's a Pinard horn, a type of stethoscope, which is weird because he's holding a Littmann-style Stethoscope on the next page.
LauraPeeper
Neonatal nurse here. Can confirm that the pinard horn is for listening to the fetal heart beat.
rachhieex
Fetal stethoscope maybe?
Perfzilla
Fetal stethoscope is another term for Pinard horn
rachhieex
Ah so, that for baby, next for mommy? Except she's probably all hooked up so who knows
VodkaReindeer
Well, it was 1973 so maybe she wasn't so hooked back then.