KyleZombie

25855 pts · June 3, 2016


#4 Halloween wasn't about being slutty until fairly recently.

22 hours ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

There's a reason why cousins aren't supposed to procreate with each other. You're that reason.

22 hours ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

He looks like he's ready to take a nap on the couch with me.

1 day ago | Likes 43 Dislikes 0

Show that letter to a lawyer. If this is real.

4 days ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

#10 I was waiting for Mary-Kate and Ashley to show up. Well played!

4 days ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 2

Well that's like one of the word salad.

4 days ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

#1 Gosh, this joke just gets funnier and funnier every thousand times I hear it.

5 days ago | Likes 6 Dislikes 0

If I described my job as a Recruiter to you it probably wouldn't sound very appealing either. This sounds like a lot more fun. 😁

5 days ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 1

#7 oh come on, cars don't even have carburetors anymore.

5 days ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 1

#11 Was she trying to murder her baby?

6 days ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

I love how the car just went around at the end. "Finally, he's out of the way!"

6 days ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 0

I didn't think he was shitty for that. That girl had no business on stage and she was drunk so there was no telling what she would do.

1 week ago | Likes 17 Dislikes 3

^ I can not stress this reply enough.

1 week ago | Likes 27 Dislikes 0

I fucking hate conservatives with every fiber of my being.

1 week ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

That's one of the reasons we're impeaching him.

1 week ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

It's crazy that what you just said is no crazier than what this pseudo-doctor just said.

1 week ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

Mine would not slow down that quickly, I would have to hit the brakes. But in an environment like that, my fingers would be hovering over the brake lever at all times.

1 week ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

You do? Why, does her scooter not have brakes?

1 week ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 1

In an environment like that, your fingers should pretty much be hovering over the brake lever at all times.

1 week ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

"Heat TWO"??? You guys don't even realize when you're the mark in a con.

1 week ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

This isn't a hill worth dying on.

1 week ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 2

Nope. The video confirms guilt. I don't care what some corrupt savage country's justice system says.

1 week ago | Likes 10 Dislikes 1

Accused nothing. It's all on video.

1 week ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 2

I didn't understand a single word you just said.

1 week ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Social D has a new album coming out in May!

2 weeks ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

Those pictures of Randall Park are fucking amazing! The most 90s photos I've ever seen ❤️

2 weeks ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

Feeling betrayed is not the correct response. You should feel like idiots.

2 weeks ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

2 weeks ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Is that Jason "Fat Buds" Mewes?

2 weeks ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

#6 I don't feel Rick Rolled. I feel like I learned an interesting new piece of information.

2 weeks ago | Likes 34 Dislikes 0