Krootman

6441 pts ยท November 11, 2010


I might not be the funniest guy, but I try! Also, I upvote every comment on my posts (Within reason!) so have fun!

I learned about Aphantasia about a week ago. I find I have random 'flashes' of 1/2, but can't conjure them on purpose.

6 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

#Freethenipple

6 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

And then she said 'you can give me that'. And it's like 'No, I need that for reasonable amounts. I can't make change with a c-note.'

7 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

I had a customer want 50 in gas. Paying with a hundred. Told her I couldn't break it, we only keep 50 in cash in the safe.

7 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Well, if you don't have a proper education. Or the money to pay for a trade school, that is. I was dumb enough to slack off in school.

7 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Florida, our cost of living isn't too bad down here. Just that it's also hard to get good jobs down here.

7 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Holy fuck, that's sad. And not exactly inaccurate.

7 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Man. Three thousand a month and I'd be able to take care of -everything- here and have twelve hundred left over.

7 years ago | Likes 16 Dislikes 0

I even checked his site, because I was absolutely certain there was a missing frame... There wasn't one.

7 years ago | Likes 111 Dislikes 0

You'll be picking up bitches with that move.

7 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 2

Sorry, but if I'm doing 87mph, and you're riding my ass telling me to get over? I don't care. I'm already 17 over speed limit.

7 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 1

Delicious.

8 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 1

Okay, favorited and upvoted for being so damn true.

8 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Pictures of you and the cereal with today's news paper to prove it.

8 years ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 0

No, I get it. I'd never shoot my puppers either! Dogs are love.

8 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

I understand the idea, if you can shoot an animal you love so much, you can hopefully shoot a friend who has turned against the Kingsmen.

8 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Okay. Dogtaurs. I can now be happy.

8 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

My average Friday.

8 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

MAN. Spawn the HBO Series needs to be on here too.

8 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

I'll be honest. I don't care if you smoke, but that stuff just stinks so bad that it really hurts to be around people who do.

9 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Your best protection is natural obstacles that vehicles can not cross: deep streams, rivers, ravines or canals.

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Not the ONLY difference, but a major one.

9 years ago | Likes 9 Dislikes 0

"Oh fuck, human just touched me gross gross fucking gross, ahh!"

9 years ago | Likes 6 Dislikes 0

I remember renting this book out at the school library so long ago, was a very interest look at the sort of changes they developed.

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Huh, well, thank you!

9 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

I used to be a nice guy, then life decided that I was a piece of shit. So I embraced it, and became the piece of shit.

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 1

There's a noodle in my bootle.

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

My niece believes this, it is dumb.

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

TD Bank does this exact same thing to us, all the time. Financial troubles are fucking horrible. @_@

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0