zenkyu
310151
29829
4836
01001000 01000101 00100000 01001001 01010011 00100000 01000011 01001111 01001101 01001001 01001110 01000111
Previously... https://imgur.com/gallery/x0qKe
BONUS: A promise has been made! https://imgur.com/gallery/nVQFs
EDIT: Looks like it might take some time to reach the goal, but I'm confident we'll get there eventually!
DancingPanther
DukeDarkwood
Can you.... can you do that with happy parrots?
GeorgeKvsh
OutLaw2583
This needs more attention
Entartika
Once upon a time there was a Pickle..
Typhian
*four pickles
DukeDarkwood
I'm really sad it DIDN'T start at one.
Typhian
Same.
BlackCockDown4
Please stop upvoting this, I am starting to get very afraid
epicmang
promise me you will post a video of you doing it plz
Diebybow
giitsok
hahaha... based on your other comment it looks like you're excited not afraid heh
whosagoodboy92
well, we're waiting
fairybug
♪ Shut your fucking face, Pickle-Fucker! ♫
SquirrelHaven
I upvoted simply simply for your displeasure.
ryan50ryan
You've made your bed.
kofoed
whosagoodboy92
that's a weird looking bong
RIckWipeThatVomitSlashDroolOffYourFACE
Can't wait for these kids to return to school.
MasterOfThePuns
KillerKackwurst
Bigdaddyclean
I like how he is afraid to comment now
zdub90
DeviatedPrevert
http://imgur.com/JKhUPFt
Saitheshinobi
You could have at LEAST put them in the shape of a Pickle Rick
thehoff37
You do it then.
Veckzis
That would require creativity
iamsometimesbearded
Which requires a brain.
Ambrosiaaaa
Which requires a body.
Warlockish
Which requires homeostasis.
Sololop
Which requires organisms.
MesserAuditore
No one who upvotes these posts can bitch about people point whoring ever again.
joshyjosh
Goddamnit imgur.
unfriend
My God, what have we done.
KharnApproves
Proven how retarded most imgurians are.
GandalfTheOctarine
We unleashed a lion!
Sheldonian
FishyBubblewrap
Rickbutt
nafun
It says "HE IS COMING" in binary
SpecialAgentCake
Thank you
DukeDarkwood
You posted it before me, but I just want to say, it's a glorious era when there is an actual binary-to-ASCII translator website out there.
DukeDarkwood
http://www.binaryhexconverter.com/binary-to-ascii-text-converter
CyberShardik
https://paulschou.com/tools/xlate/
TheRealEdwardRooney
One built in scratch, even: https://scratch.mit.edu/projects/15958391/
FeIineDisrespectFromBehind
Admittedly this is farther then I thought it'd go.
MoistTowelettez
Thought it would have been done by the previous post.
Sheldonian
Welp, i think this is it. It was nice for a little while. Well done everybody, have a cookie
Lugh314159
people got so sick of this it didn't even get the same amount of votes the last one did.
FeIineDisrespectFromBehind
And... It died. RIP pickle Rick post.
DukeDarkwood
I was hoping for 2^16, 65,536, the two-byte maximum. Sadly, it was not to be. It was still a good run, though.
CommanderWilliamTRiker
that's what she said
DukeDarkwood
I was really expecting 4096 to be the last, based solely on usual FP-topping counts. That said, more power to him - as long as the people
DukeDarkwood
keep giving the upvotes, why not? Indeed, this far in, we would be madder if he failed to deliver. If they really wanted to stop him, they
DukeDarkwood
would have downvoted to keep the final score below the threshold.
mcshady
But the fine print says upvotes, not score.
ZuIthar
The only way to win is to not play.
bongles
I think this if it. He barely made it on the last one
FeIineDisrespectFromBehind
Yeah, unless people start making multiple accounts
SpellCheckIsYourFriend
*than
Khayah
Urser name checks out
FeIineDisrespectFromBehind
Oh fluffles, I've been bamboozled
xbolt
Pickle Fun Fact: The phrase “in a pickle” was first introduced by Shakespeare in his play, The Tempest.
Snotty128
Which begs the question, which came first, the pickle or the tempest? Shakespeare was famous for coining new words
whosagoodboy92
shakespear's pickle came first
whosagoodboy92
shakespear's pickle came first
davidwallacecfo
Utopist
Nidiahk
Damn thats a perfect gif
TheNameIsEaston
I dunno if he can make it with these numbers.
BlueManticore
This gif is perfect... too perfect
v
reid2048
ComoEstaDansLaCasa
I swear it is the best comment
chopper35
SpiciestMayMays
Mockingbirb
That's the first reasonable thing I've read in that matter! With a gf he could do... normal stuff
RubberChickenGoD
Found one.
v
shadalar
Deserves more upvotes!
themadgeographer
I mean though, how long could this possibly take to make? Three minutes?
aul0s
*MLG parody video badly distorted sad violin sound drop*
iamthisguy247
If this gets the upvotes, I will not change my day to day activities in any noticeable manner.
Phekka
Well I'm on board, good luck to you!
M1A2Abrams65tUSMainBattleTank
That's too dangerous, please don't actually do it if he meets your criteria.
Madderrs
A promise is a promise.
MildlyGayBird
Ok, if this doesn't end here I will have to admit that we may be idiots, but we are a bunch dedicated idiots
DosterIII
Amen, bro!
ChameleonFacedGoon
that is nothing to be proud of
AluminiumFalcon
Never underestimate mob mentality.
DukeDarkwood
*passedthepointweshouldstoplet'skeepgoingseewhathappens.gif* The Imgurian Way!
NoLongerFoamingWolffo
I will never understand this type of mob mentality.
SearchingForUnderstanding
Oh you understand it fine. You just don't identify with it. Party popper.
MFuzzySmock
Read "So you've been publicly shamed" by Jon Ronson. It's a great read and explains it really well.
DukeDarkwood
I'm going to level with you. As acts of mob mentality go, there are definitely worse examples.
shewterzek
This is literally the most benign kind of mob mentality, fun and completely harmless-
AdoptedSon
Its called fun
TheBoulderFromIndianaJones
Imagine if the collective power of the internet put the effort towards something useful...
SatoriEnlightenment
What is more useful than Pickle Rick and Morty!!!???
PhailRaptor
Fusion power, controlled matter-energy conversion, hyperspace engines...
PepperTheNickel
Great point! We just need to make discoveries and new technology as if it were a game. The better the tech the more points you get. 1/?
PepperTheNickel
It gets put of hand when someone makes a pickle shaped paperclip and makes millions of points. At which they can spend on whatever they 2/?
PepperTheNickel
chose. But they decide to spend their points on making other paperclips seems horrible. So they keep making the same paperclip until the 3/?
SatoriEnlightenment
All the things Rick can do!!!
AluminiumFalcon
Boaty McBoatface
ComeBackHereJessicahNOWjessicahhh
AluminiumFalcon
richfiles
TheAshenTiefling
You got your upvotes, now get to work
richfiles
INDIG0M0NKEY
I'd upvote this to the front page any day
Freso
It's a good Imgur, Brott.
WolfOfLight
you need to update the meme for the new number!
MATTYBE87
TacoShaman
This is some God tier point whoring.
kalamestari
Reported every single one.
IveNeverSeenAnOcelot
That's cause you're a twat
RandAIFlagg
no shit right
GloriousPubes
Thats the Babylon tower of point whoring. We deserve all of god's wrath for this.
madrush
underrated comment
Khrome
Right? They've blown through Glorious status and received at least 5 trophies from it in just a few days
Arkvoodle
Lines must be crossed, records broken. Limits of the community will be put to the test.
PeePeeFrictionPleasure
Everyday we stray further from God's Light.
Arkvoodle
Your comment implies one set of morals but your username suggests something very different.
PeePeeFrictionPleasure
Well I never did say if it was a good thing or a bad thing. ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)
richfiles
Lines are but a distant memory! Onward!
Combatmatt
He's gained well over 100k in less than 4 days. Yeah
BradWarkentin
*Cough* *Cough*
TacoShaman
The irony isn't lost on me.
belltyler9
everythingisalieexceptthestuffthatisnt
I'm not even mad, just +1 +1 +1
killersoda275
Total its about 145k upvotes
TacoShaman
madness!
killersoda275
Mad that I didn't do it first.
MeatPopsicleMultiPass
Someone should just steal his thunder and double the pickles before it reaches the points needed.
OmNachoMama
There would be chaos and swift downvote justice would ensue.
fettuccine
But nobody would fall for that
pshahani
Hahahahahahah
SomethingsShadow
He's made 140k points in 3 days...
maybeialreadydid
CommanderStrax
The ultimate nihilistic move would be to shut down the account after this experiment is over
ImgurModeratorsAreFuckingAssholes
@Mohaki1 pointwhores like no other
SexDrugsandSausagerolls
Meh, they still make me smile!
EarlyAndOften
ImgurModeratorsAreFuckingAssholes
https://media.giphy.com/media/Q7y3K35QjxCBa/giphy.gif
chiefwill
I go to his posts for no other reason than to laugh at the comments. People seriously despise that dude
duncanhills666
I guess once u get cancer people give u a pass.
WholesomeDucky
Shit, he's beyond pointwhoring. He's flat out whoring now, got a website he tries to direct people to and everything.
Kazan42
Wow, that's f'd
nashpotato
How else would he make ad revenue off meme'ing (believe me I am not justifying what he does.)
haveanothergif
"meme'ing"
ImgurModeratorsAreFuckingAssholes
He gets people to submit memes and posts them here, that's why they're all garbage.
haveanothergif
"memes"
somepersondoingsomethings
When do the repeated posts about point whoring become point whoring themselves?
stoutde
Yes.
TheBreadlord
Already did.
TinnyOctopus
Immediately.
ButtsMcGee86
A quarter past 5.
TheDrunkenWrench
Art = "I could do that" + "Yeah, but you didn't"
icantbelievethisusernameistaken
"Art"
Barnabeast
Saying what needs to be said
whitewater0034
I saw a program where the "artist" hung a whistle on a hook and it was called art. I could do that, but what idiot would think it was art?
odinigh
Those who actually still believe the artist is an artist after seeing that.
acarlmac15772
But this was just copied from Reddit. This is more like that asshole from exit through the gift shop.
ChameleonFacedGoon
I can shit on a canvas, doesn't make it art
ThatIsMyPassword
So, an expression of dissatisfaction with modern art culture? Likening abstract pieces that navel gazers contemplate to shit on paper.
TheDrunkenWrench
I guarantee someone has done this and successfully sold it as art.
PlatypusPlatypus
You're absolutely correct: https://www.citylab.com/design/2013/08/gloriously-offensive-art-show-san-francisco-i-poop-you/6476/
ChameleonFacedGoon
that's why I don't get this postmodern bs. If everything is art, then the word has no definition
HideyoWifeHideyoKids
While I agree, art is subjective. Standards are super low though
TheDrunkenWrench
There are people who actively argue it can't be defined. Art as a whole is ridiculous. And yet, necessary.
GodelEscherBach
Questions like "What is a table?" are just as hard to answer as "What is art?" They're all social constructs.
DaFunOne
Is the Imgur community really about to make the highest point getting post ever be a 2 minutes worth of work pickle rick multiplier post?
rockycoolcatjr
nah its slowed down
ctennessen
I'm curious if he'll keep his promise
SpaceManGlaze
We god damn better.
CharlesFuckingBronson
The cumulative work required is way more than 2 minutes... Might even be like 30 minutes
17AndDeadInside
Yes. We are.
itsprobablysarcastic
U must be new here
DaFunOne
Lol look me up. Do I look new? I figured it slow down and die and it did. Hence the question.
itsprobablysarcastic
2016? You are new
ChocolateChickenWaffle
Nope because its not going to make it. OP made a mistake and upload it right when Americans went to bed so his post is got too old for 65k
fluhatinrapper
It's Pickle Rick, what more do you want? 9/11 was an inside Job and Rick turned himself into a pickle?
Doofer20
yes
KnowerOfNothing
2 minutes effort... and here I spent an hour on decent OC to get less than 1000 upvotes.
DankMcGibbons
I hate myself for it but I've been up voting it.
CrazyCatLad
I fucking hate this community.
AluminiumFalcon
You can always join Tumblr.
CrazyCatLad
1/4 of imgur content comes from there so I feel like I'm already a member.
AluminiumFalcon
I can't stand Tumblr posts.
CrazyCatLad
Occasionally there is a funny one liner but I usually skip over most of them.
BlueManticore
Khayah
What movie is that again?
fluhatinrapper
Mall Plaurt:Flesh Cop
SatoriEnlightenment
Night Crawler
Khayah
Thanks stranger!
Barnabeast
I dunno man. I think that's at least ... 10 min worth of work? I'm just trying to think of how I'd do it.
trmadse0907
I hope so. This is amazing. Go internet!
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mydickhasears
Went and upvoted just to help keep this from winning.
AccountCreatedToUpvoteDogs
And THAT'S a cool post. I hope the shit post doesn't top that.
TheBreadlord
Nah I'm rooting for the pickles. Don't give a damn about rick and morty but this has already become an imgur legend. Might as well 1/2
TheBreadlord
go all the way. It'd be frankly fitting as the top post of Imgur. You may not like it but that's the kind of community we have atm. 2/2
TheBreadlord
Just to clarify I am not advocating point whoring in general. But over the top idiocy every now and then is definitely fitting of my tastes.
mcshady
Only needs 1 more pass, that will put us at 120k.
TheBreadlord
Yes one more pass after this. Which would've been 2 passes. But alas this one didn't pass.
mcshady
Yea I dont see this one passing. Unless it stays on the front page all of tomorrow as well, which it wont.
DukeDarkwood
You have not seen the scores of the highest posts of all time. This guy's good, but it'll take a few more iterations to hit the top.
linkyu
Well. Like. 1.
SatoriEnlightenment
Who is at the top?
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[deleted]
SatoriEnlightenment
Cool.
AluminiumFalcon
Ah shit man. I upvoted both of those posts.
TheLannistersSendALovelyFruitBasket
A lot of those "double tap" or "fave for [some pointless shit]" are up top
ThaEnder
So this should fit right in.
metzershmit
Turns out I downvoted the trampoline one a while ago.
MoldyFortuneCookie
Am I the only one that is gonna ask the question of how that post has 18,000 views and 90,000 points?
CroissantCrotch
MrValyrianSteelYoGirl
GeorgeBushDid711
Caps out and restarts. Probably
ulithebearman
Edward Macaroni Fork
ffilm
Wrong place to bring that up.
AluminiumFalcon
You are playing with fire here man.
SatoriEnlightenment
Why?
fartharder
You knew what would happen.
HighrockTendales
Holy shit Fartharder!! I feel like I met a celebrity!!
MassiveOctopus
This is so stupid, but i also really want to see how far we can push it. Should i upvote or not? Guess i'm in a bit of a pickle
bart2pl
upvote it, jesus , why wouldn't you?
saintnicklaus
I didn't contribute to any preceding pickles, but It would be kinda cool to see the record broken...
iamthisguy247
"Push it"? Is that a reference to the promise he made.
Nidiahk
This is silly but i love it, let us never stop
Zeus541
Just do it anyway
CharlesFuckingBronson
people got kinda mad, but I couldn't stop myself from saying: "looks like Ms. Herring's in a bit of a... pickle" (2)
CharlesFuckingBronson
I live in a place that has almost no murder, but we have a high-profile shooting of four people by a woman with the last name "Herring" (1)
SaintNewts
Only the tip and for just a second.
j13jayther
Which pickle? there's currently 32,768 of them. Might wanna reply soon or it'll double and get harder to find you.
AdoptedSon
Dont be a dill and upvote
Talvieno
Does that mean, "Don't be a dill. Upvote it!", or "You're a dill if you upvote it"?
AdoptedSon
Can it be both?
WolfOfLight
dont be, a dill and upvote
IOnceAteACactus
Well if it gets to its goal this time it will break the all-time upvote record.
kaiseritz
I want this to be in imgur history forever. I don't care if it dies after this. I just want this one to make it...
sarah
90k is the record :)
[deleted]
[deleted]
userJanM
Maybe there has been 30k down votes to the 90k up votes thus it's at a 60k balance .-.
mebe21
Nah. There's. Fireworks one at 90k+
legofham
Went back and downvoted
metzershmit
I downvoted it 9 months ago.
StupidShoebills
I think that's it
C6H12O6andH2SO4isfun
Nah it's the largest firework shell one
IOnceAteACactus
Oohhhhh damn which post?!
PresidentProTempore
.
Nooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo
.
DankMemePasta
@sarah how do you feel about all this nonsense?
Sheldonian
Are you kidding? This is imgur!
BlackDragoness
THIS... IS... IMGUR! *pushes Russian screenshot into usersub newest negative points abyss*
sarah
I've learned not to question the strangeness and just dill with it.
SatoriEnlightenment
Made me chuckle.
Arkvoodle
How does this compare to parrot day?
YellowFrisbee9
Starwelters
Now, when you make a glorious pun like that do you get a trophy or do you already have all the ones?
DukeDarkwood
To be Queen of the Imgurians, one must BE as the Imgurians. In other words, we would not accept an overlord who was not... one of us.
dizzyturtle
HotdogNotHotdog
Very strange movie
PedroWasAlreadyInUse
Very cool tho. The ending made me feel filth
Memelord718
What movie?
dizzyturtle
Nightcrawler. It's on Netflix.
BrianFromHumanResources
Pickle Rick!!
AlwaysDownvotePrincessBride
I've said it before, but lets say it again. I like how you reply to nonsense like this, but questions about favorite folders 1/2
AlwaysDownvotePrincessBride
and malicious ads? Those tags go unnoticed and unanswered. Any particular reason as to why?
PeePeeFrictionPleasure
AhmfrumAhwa
Heh. Dill
RibCagehopscotch
She has spoken
StLouisDave
Imgur community:
v
Ereristrun
You're missing 32,767 cucumbers but yeah.
Zeus541
She's turning them to pickles one at a time
Ereristrun
It's a hard job but someone has to do it.
SpiciestMayMays
FistingWithJalapenoDoritoFingers
OffensiveAndInsultingComments
CycloneSP
Varderal
Source?
talos2
Damn I'm ashamed to say that this gif is perfect here...
mrpumbaa
Wow shes good at it
Eclaircissement
No one likes it. We all hate it. So, naturally it's superbly popular.
alwaysnice
ButtFaceChase
thesquare1
The actresses name is Sarah Shahi. If you need more fap material, she was on The L Word. She has no nudes though, sorry.
Fratthew
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[deleted]
SpongebobReferences
I'll be taking that
v
Zeus541
PoopertonUnit
Wut was it
Zeus541
Squidward was licking Patrick's um... Well I guess there's no easy way to say it, he was licking his bunghole
ProJunior
JARKB
Reminds me of the Family Guy where they put the cucumber on the couch in the imaginary lady and it pickles.
SourKeysAreBest
Because according to your mom it was a cucumber when it went in and a pickle when it came out
Zeus541
IOnceAteACactus
Holly!
MoistTissue
I was hoping someone change it to pickle Rick
ClevrHandle
Or at least put a smile and little wavy arms
lungbudda
My friend wants to know more about her
Zeus541
Tell your friend this is Holly Michaels
reeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee
..
idontevenlikeyoupeople
...
lungbudda
Heh he'll like that
XavierIbanez
.
ImOPsMom
.
FlyingSpy
.
Arbaks
Who am I fucking kidding? Dot.
GrizzlyAadams
Reply.
Tennp0
.
GaryTheDamnSnail
..
kerokerofrey
dot
Seankr
.
BlackElkSpeaks
Said "friend" moments later:
itsBuddy
You can see it come out of her throat.
Zeus541
It's an upthroat
DukeDarkwood
I believe you just won Pulitzer Prize for Punning.
InDaGawdahDahVeddah
[deleted]
[deleted]
Draevan13
r/distension
notthatdrunk
Whaaaaaaa
MustntSleep
*sigh* .
Matty2072
I'm not sure how I feel about this
Zeus541
Dot...for research purposes
mrpumbaa
.
GilbertVHS
Im slightly disgusted with myself but I'm still gonna dot
BullHalsey
Ok if this makes it I will record a video of me drinking a gallon of pickle juice
theovermynd
Very much hope you vomit after. Sodium content could literally kill you.
[deleted]
[deleted]
WolfOfLight
we have already seen you're pornhub account
thesameasyours3
Im a porn hub account?
WolfOfLight
ah gosh darn nabbit i used the wrong one again didn't i...
BigNickyJ
AmCow
Op delivers?
TheDogBurt
Please no.
Eureka008
Please don't. You can die. Seriously. There are many reports of people drinking stuff because of challenges and then they die.
SpongebobReferences
ISellUsernames
Username checks out
7ofNein
Well now I HAVE to upvote this stupid shit just to see this. I'm not happy with you right now.
amarant59
Yurithemadman
.
LoveTheShiningWire
BullHalsey after doing it
IAmArthurKingOfTheBritains
hE DIDN'T SAY HE'D DO IT ALL AT ONCE IT COULD BE A TIME LAPSE
DooksandPooks
If I makes it I will shove a pickle up my ass and take a picture of it.
potatered
Alright imgurians. Let's join forces to make this happen
KillerKackwurst
AvJeo
Nidiahk
Im holding you to it btw
Krootman
My average Friday.
hideyokidshideyowifis
This deal is getting BETTER all the time
alpacasaurusrex
RIP. Hope you like shitting yourself to death, seriously. That much salt might actually kill you.
Redandpurpleunicorns
...uh... Is that a US gallon or...? Either way dude, look up how much sodium that is.
thecomminator
We'll be waiting.
Nidiahk
Holy shot we have to get there now
Kangadilla
I now have a new reason for why I want this to succeed.
whosagoodboy92
We're waiting...
retgarr
That sounds seriously dangerous. Don't do that.
ACatInASuit
You should be glad this didn't pass, fairly sure that'd not be a fun time.
papabrenden
.
FogPanda
Joke's on you, pickle juice is delicious solo or mixed with vodka. A gallon may be pushing it, though...
whosagoodboy92
http://www.thekitchn.com/recipe-pickletini-51094
JokerARC
Please, as a fan of pickle juice, DO NOT do that! I once drank the remaining juice in a jar, and had a horrible stomach ache and diarrhea.
ThunderCaat
.
DeJohnnie
If OP goes over 60k it will be because of this comment and this comment will get at least 10k or more because we all want to see that happen
Smileyguyx
is that a lethal dose?
alpacasaurusrex
Probably.
Snoopi252
.
butterbattle22
.
veriprix
That's a lot of sodium. There was a news story of a kid who chugged soy sauce and went into a coma from the sodium, he barely lived. (1/2)
WoodsenMoosen
Pickle juice makes a great chaser for Tequila.
MFuzzySmock
Welp. I'll see you in hell.
Whatsagoodimgurloginname
Well
DeimosBarret
.
mcshady
I wouldnt do that. Maybe over the course of several days, but all at once, thats going to at least dangerously dehydrate you from diarrhea
Zeus541
blackstone459
Be prepared for something very similar to gastroenteritis
alpacasaurusrex
Or death. Or something worse than death or gastroenteritis.
rubenfasola7
.
veriprix
(2/2) Sauce: http://abcnews.go.com/blogs/health/2013/06/08/soy-sauce-overdose-sends-teen-into-coma/
richfiles
Literal sauce
Sheldonian
Dude if you Ndelrey this, you lose and if you do it you end in the ICU and you lose
DukeDarkwood
It's now a verb....
wagex
dang and my wife thinks im weird because i always drink the left over pickle juice. 1 gal is nuts.
talos2
You mean you'll record a video of you trying to drink a gallon of pickle juice...
Talvieno
I call bull, Halsey.
MattyMoo728
.
itsprobablylupus
.
VenomStriker
.
FumbieNumbie
Please, puke afterwards.
MoreCowBellBaby
Homeboy real talk, drink water before, during and after ok? Legit don't want the salt to hurt you
TotallyNotAChicken
.
SearchingForUnderstanding
I'm setting the over/under on how long it takes you to throw up at 11 seconds.
RibCagehopscotch
If you puke it up you gotta drink it
bernlack
I hereby save you from the act. You're now free. Free to live yours days without pain.
BullHalsey
No I am so confident this will never make it I refuse to be released from my burden.
j4wolfe
Time to deliver...
BullHalsey
Need another 40,000 or so pivoted still
fetheryhorse6
Well, it's the sole reason I upvoted
Wubalubadubdub7
I'm going to make a shit ton of accounts just to see you do this. Join me troops!!
alpacasaurusrex
Join you so some idiot can kill himself drinking salt water? No, thanks. That's like upvoting a dude who says he'll add another bullet to
alpacasaurusrex
his revolver for every 100 upvotes. Sure, it relieves the world of an idiot, but you're still semi-culpable for someone killing themselves.
Wubalubadubdub7
Isn't the premise of freedom to do what you want? Let's prevent idiocracy from happening shall we? There are better things to complain about
alpacasaurusrex
Yea, bet that bitch who egged her boyfriend into killing him thought that too. Guess who's gonna be a prison bitch. Her. (edited for bad
HexagonalGlue
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katwa
Goes well with vodka
whosagoodboy92
http://www.thekitchn.com/recipe-pickletini-51094
USSRsub
Love me some pickles.
senseihugo
Was gonna post that...
memepolice420
I've never felt less food in my stomach, completely empty............... cue rumble
ThePerdplesCourt
I lost it at that cue rumble. I guess my dad humor is fully matured.
Andalite
Never fails to make me laugh
JazzRat3013
EhIsForCanehdians
I immediately thought of this green text.
richfiles
Wasn't just the text that was green...
mydadhasaharrypotter
Oh wow. I laughed through the whole thing. Love me a good story.
MadDucks
Just read that out loud to my wife. good times.
richfiles
Oh man... I've read that before! Bring back memories of breathless laughter and sore smile muscles! XD
ThatOneAwkwardPotatoGuy
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kcgoalie31
iAppdata
This story and that other with the sweaty Forest Gump picture are my favorites.
GeneralBullshit
Sweaty forest gump? Never read that one
Vercci
Probably this
USSRsub
I haven't seen that one in forever.
PeterMerkin
MrBadClown
Great green text
iAlwaysUpvoteMN
That's way too much sodium and vinegar. You'll get sick AF
KeyMasterVinzClortho
Jweevy
That's quitter talk..
youtah
Quitting is for quitters
Muzzleshield
Usual reaction is vomiting and diharrea. Your body will try to exspell it asap for your body knows it's dangerous to it.
youtah
Except for sodium poisoning
garbagegirlcindy21
Just add Everclear to balance it out
onecatperdoughnut
I drink jars of pickle juice during volleyball tournaments. So far, no adverse side effects... That I know of
mechanicalchaos
Yeah, it's fine along those lines. A gallon is quite a few jar's worth, tho. D:>
mcshady
Y tho
onecatperdoughnut
Dehydration fix for cramping
GodApollo
Some guy chugged soy sauce and was hospitalized. He did set a new record for highest sodium level without brain damage though.
stoutde
Chug the whole gallon, then throw up. Should be good to go.
KilxDJ
That green text story where the guy shat acid
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USSRsub
fdinthea
But he said it was worth it
BullHalsey
Theoretically I should be ok so long as I drink a bunch of water as well.
Ansatsunin
As I said elsewhere in the chain - the puke will burn your oesophagus on the way up; will hurt for a good month + make eating a real chore.
ThePuginator
Theoretically your stomach pH is about to be fucked. You will not be able to drink enough water on top of the juice without vomiting acid
ThePuginator
But that is just my opinion. By no means am I a vinegar expert.
WhoCaresAboutThePoints
Jokes on you, I already vomit stomach acid all the time.
GeneralBullshit
Vinegar expert here, it'll be OK, you should do it, I've done the math
SEALTeamRicks
^^You heard the man!
WillMemeForCreme
Yes, Don't give him excuses! Shit you dare on the internet HAS to be done!