Koldfront

13787 pts ยท March 23, 2013


Snarky sarcasm is the universal language of the internet.

Then you will remove the shoes while walking from the front door to the bathroom.

1 month ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 8

That's alright man, it's okay to be wrong.

1 month ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 1

Who do you think killed him?

2 months ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

And Trump wouldn't just cut funding from other federal budgets to meet the new operating demands from all these suits ICE would face? Supposed mass restitutions from unlawful ICE encounters happens at all that is.

2 months ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 1

Serious question: if awarded, who would be liable to pay for those damages? Isn't ICE 100% funded by the federal government? Wouldn't these suits just end up being paid for by taxes? I realize getting compensation for being mistreated is nice, but it's not like that kind of suing would be a deterrence for ICE.

2 months ago | Likes 12 Dislikes 0

I know for a fact the black one isn't shadow cause it was driving me nuts last time

2 months ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Sorry but until Trump is removed from office and his cabinet purged along with him, you are all complicit in his actions, through your own in-action. You may proclaim otherwise, but the rest of the world, especially us Danes, simply do not believe your empty words any longer.

2 months ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 1

Are you winning yet, America? Are you great again, America? Do you feel like you're being put first, America?

2 months ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

*fucking SLAMS buzzer* What is the U-S-of-A baybee

2 months ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Dane here. You're correct. They don't need us per se, but they do need a beneficiary to support their current living standards. This is the, albeit, completely rotten carrot Trump is presenting to Greenland. Ditch us to join the shitshow, which will undoubtedly result in them getting exploited for their natural resources, and the population becoming company slaves, tied up in scams like employment based healthcare etc, much like the current US model of wage slavery.

2 months ago | Likes 17 Dislikes 1

Serious answer: you're no longer living in a democracy. You have a Dictator in charge, whom you will not be able to remove with conventional means. Your votes means nothing, your laws mean nothing.

2 months ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 1

As a Dane, and obviously I can't speak for all of us, but I can say at least this: I'll fight any nazi orc that tries to invade Greenland, Germany, France or any other NATO nation, yes, even Sweden. If that nazi invader happens to be the US, then so be it. We have fought with resistance against an overwhelming enemy nazi invader before. We will do it again, and again.

2 months ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Not sure why you're getting down voted lol, she's *literally* demonstrating subsurface scattering.

2 months ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 4

As a Dane, I wish for all Americans to be treated exactly like they treat others. You may consider this a treat.

2 months ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

There's always hoping that not every US admiral and general are fascist traitors who'd blindly obey orders to invade allies, and that such an order would splinter the US enough to remove the orange man.

2 months ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

Saving this for future "optimal" thermalpaste application discussions.

2 months ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

As a Dane, I'm pretty sure our bid for California still stands. Just move there and ceceede? It's not like there seems to be any rules that are being enforced anyways.

3 months ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

Here's to hoping they also develop a penchant for open-air stage debates with lots of clear line of sights.

3 months ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

And just have someone else come clean your shit? Like you probably expected everyone else not to vote retardedly? Twice? Or that someone will come and stop Trump if he does something *really* bad? That surely The System would take care of it? Nobody is coming to save you. Europe isn't going to "rise up" and rebell for you, what a hilariously infantile and naive idea. This mess either ends in a fascist take-over, or civil war, and I predict number 1 based on the state of you maggots' spines.

3 months ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 5

NEVER underestimate the American capacity for stupidity.

3 months ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

Crazy how an outfit can be both 2 sizes too small and also fit perfectly at the same time

3 months ago | Likes 43 Dislikes 0

Bro with all offense, your shithole, backwater, 3rd world country has been circling the drain for over a decade now. Trump and his baboons didn't start this, but has merely been an insane catalyst. You honestly couldn't even pay me to *consider* visiting.

3 months ago | Likes 8 Dislikes 6

This is that "2 shots of vodka" lady isn't it

3 months ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Spoken like a true ignorant American. Not that we'd want your kind's take on politics, ever.

3 months ago | Likes 8 Dislikes 27

This still doesn't address the point being made that the thing is being advertised as both a shelf and a table, but if you wish to efficiently use it as one, you cannot use it as the other. Please explain how you intend to use that particular furniture as shelf storage AND a workspace for playing with Legos.

3 months ago | Likes 6 Dislikes 1

Spelunkers are truly a different breed, and I'm honestly baffled by the fact it's a breed that hasn't gone extinct yet

3 months ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Best we can do is a warning sticker and an animated safety video where some cg person gets their fingers sliced into 37 pieces after reaching into the cutter to grab meat slices while filming a tiktok video.

3 months ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 1

This. Stop microwaving your tubberware and come to terms with the fact it's red forever.

4 months ago | Likes 10 Dislikes 0

It's an Ad.

4 months ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 1

You really think someone would do that? Just go on the internet, and tell lies?

4 months ago | Likes 11 Dislikes 1