KnightRyder

2372 pts ยท September 3, 2014


Send me a message and talk to me. I'm so lonely. Lost, even. Actually, where the fuck am I? I guess I should find a way out.

I'm a hella picky eater. I know what I don't like, but I've also never turned down trying new food because I also WANT to like new stuff.

9 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

https://www.johnsonsprofessional.com/johnsons-baby/no-more-tears They even explain on their website that No More Tears means ocular safety.

9 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

*Fedoras

9 years ago | Likes 32 Dislikes 18

Whaaaaaat? Hell yeah!

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

I'm pretty sure I had a casingle of all of these songs.

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

It's just a kid in a frog hoodie on a unicycle.

9 years ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 0

/a/BXOgs

9 years ago | Likes 17 Dislikes 1

/a/BXOgs

9 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 2

/a/BXOgs I was kidding, this is what I was referencing.

9 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 1

Dat Boi was also in an episode of iCarly in like 2008 or 9.

9 years ago | Likes 380 Dislikes 9

You say "we have to go deeper" and ask to see her other butthole.

9 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

Still get a million compliments from dudes, though

9 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 1

I grew a beard because it honestly just gave me more confidence in me, which in turn caused everything else to come more easily.

9 years ago | Likes 8 Dislikes 3

I like you to, don't forget to check out that new Brand New song on Friday!

10 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

I love frank turner and bright eyes and brand new. Go you! Go you!

10 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

This is my favorite band.

10 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 1

Shit, man. I used to say this same thing, but this year is testing my patience by taking some of my most influential and important people.

10 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 1

It's cool. Sometimes White Knights in Dark Souls are awful to. Especially when they're defending some dipshit invader.

10 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Joseph Fink and Jeffery Cranor's Welcome to Night Vale, Andy Weir's The Martian, Haunted Mesa by Louis L'amour. All great options.

10 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

People will ask, the answer is "Ted McKeever's MONDO". That is all.

10 years ago | Likes 77 Dislikes 0

Mad respect. I was out at the WoC and Aquarium today. She's killing it as always.

10 years ago | Likes 55 Dislikes 0

It was more of a reference to "Welcome To Night Vale"

10 years ago | Likes 6 Dislikes 0

I prefer my gods to be Smiling Gods.

10 years ago | Likes 11 Dislikes 0

Shit, if you look good shaved I'd say just embrace the meltdown and set a fucking car on fire.

10 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

This kid looks like Baby from Dinosaurs.

10 years ago | Likes 7 Dislikes 1

Whoa, champ. Let me be your adultier adult and tell you, that shit is dangerous. You be careful out there.

10 years ago | Likes 9 Dislikes 1

All this made me feel like I'm doing so great at being an adult. Excuse me while I celebrate at 1:30AM by going to get ice cream and beer.

10 years ago | Likes 59 Dislikes 1

It's okay. You're #1. No problem for you.

10 years ago | Likes 6 Dislikes 0

Now this is some shit that piques all my interests.

10 years ago | Likes 6 Dislikes 0