Kitty101

34047 pts · November 13, 2014


Volunteer firefighter I'd like to take this moment to reflect on all of my bad experiences with birds. When I was 11, I was volunteering at the Calgary zoo. They let the peacocks run around, because they're generally harmless. It was earth day, and we were picking up trash. This flamboyant dingus decided it was going to assert its dominance over all 70lbs of me by chasing me into the men's bathroom. When I was 12, I went on a picnic at the river with my family. I'll start off by saying that Candadian geese are total assholes. I gave one bird a French fry, then the entire flock proceded to chase me down the river bank. My 140 lb dog, and my entire family, watched, dog wagging his tail. Useless mammals. 15, I was looking at the stars. I decided to pop my head out of my friends sunroof, while he was driving slowly. An owl must have thought my hair looked tasty, because he swooped at my head. Age 9-present: all birds at pet stores either poop on me or bite my fingers. Also, parrots like nomming on my ears. Mm. Over Christmas vacation, this past year, I went back to the Calgary zoo. Behold, standing in front of the washrooms was a peacock! Probably the same one from 6 years before. He was nicer this time, and let me into the bathroom. Gave me a nasty ass look though. Thanks for reading. These have been my poor encounters with birds.

I was thinking Alberta!

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I appreciate the cat compartment

5 years ago | Likes 8 Dislikes 0

I see my future in those photos

5 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Fox Creek? ?

5 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

I'm going through this same thing right now!

5 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Moist owlette!

5 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 1

Haha nope! Even the playgrounds here are "closed"

6 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

I just saw that you're in Alberta.. I live in red deer. If you're close by and need anything during this time, please reach out!!❤️

6 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

Alberta oilfield worker, but he's definitely a *truck guy. Loves that thing more than me some days, I'm sure hahah

6 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Is a Samsung s10! Awesome camera

6 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Yepper

6 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Pretty much sums up his personality lol

6 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

That sounds terrifying ...

6 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

I really wish I had an answer for you lolol

6 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Yeppp! Good guess :)

6 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Ahh that makes sense, he is a gamer

6 years ago | Likes 8 Dislikes 0

Do you know what dps might mean? I can't figure it out

6 years ago | Likes 9 Dislikes 0

He always apologizes in the morning when I tell him what he said lol

6 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

Hahah he definitely fits the stereotype ofnthe Canadian man

6 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

That's so funny. I Never knew Americans didn't use Washroom!

6 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

Happened too, which left me looking for a giant spider early in the morning with my heartrate through the roof lol

6 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

I think this one was a night terror. He sat up, panting and sweating, freaking out about the spider. He fell back asleep right after it

6 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Nah, I don't think I could ever get tired of it. It's pretty adorable:)

6 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Long lost brothers? Lol

6 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Honestly I have no idea what the acronym was! But he's a gamer and I just Googled it and it's a gaming term apparently?

6 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

HAHAHA, I'll have to Ask about that

6 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

He did play wow, but got bored and went back to LOL :p I'll have to ask what he played

6 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Not overly, he drinks maybe 1 or 2 cups of coffee a day and will sometimes drink a red bull, but he isn't on any drugs or medications!

6 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

He must feel very passionate about those things lol

6 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Well. There goes my weekend plans

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