Volunteer firefighter I'd like to take this moment to reflect on all of my bad experiences with birds. When I was 11, I was volunteering at the Calgary zoo. They let the peacocks run around, because they're generally harmless. It was earth day, and we were picking up trash. This flamboyant dingus decided it was going to assert its dominance over all 70lbs of me by chasing me into the men's bathroom. When I was 12, I went on a picnic at the river with my family. I'll start off by saying that Candadian geese are total assholes. I gave one bird a French fry, then the entire flock proceded to chase me down the river bank. My 140 lb dog, and my entire family, watched, dog wagging his tail. Useless mammals. 15, I was looking at the stars. I decided to pop my head out of my friends sunroof, while he was driving slowly. An owl must have thought my hair looked tasty, because he swooped at my head. Age 9-present: all birds at pet stores either poop on me or bite my fingers. Also, parrots like nomming on my ears. Mm. Over Christmas vacation, this past year, I went back to the Calgary zoo. Behold, standing in front of the washrooms was a peacock! Probably the same one from 6 years before. He was nicer this time, and let me into the bathroom. Gave me a nasty ass look though. Thanks for reading. These have been my poor encounters with birds.
I was thinking Alberta!
I appreciate the cat compartment
I see my future in those photos
Fox Creek? ?
I'm going through this same thing right now!
Moist owlette!
Haha nope! Even the playgrounds here are "closed"
I just saw that you're in Alberta.. I live in red deer. If you're close by and need anything during this time, please reach out!!❤️
Alberta oilfield worker, but he's definitely a *truck guy. Loves that thing more than me some days, I'm sure hahah
Is a Samsung s10! Awesome camera
Yepper
Pretty much sums up his personality lol
That sounds terrifying ...
I really wish I had an answer for you lolol
Yeppp! Good guess :)
Ahh that makes sense, he is a gamer
Do you know what dps might mean? I can't figure it out
He always apologizes in the morning when I tell him what he said lol
Hahah he definitely fits the stereotype ofnthe Canadian man
That's so funny. I Never knew Americans didn't use Washroom!
Happened too, which left me looking for a giant spider early in the morning with my heartrate through the roof lol
I think this one was a night terror. He sat up, panting and sweating, freaking out about the spider. He fell back asleep right after it
Nah, I don't think I could ever get tired of it. It's pretty adorable:)
Long lost brothers? Lol
Honestly I have no idea what the acronym was! But he's a gamer and I just Googled it and it's a gaming term apparently?
HAHAHA, I'll have to Ask about that
He did play wow, but got bored and went back to LOL :p I'll have to ask what he played
Not overly, he drinks maybe 1 or 2 cups of coffee a day and will sometimes drink a red bull, but he isn't on any drugs or medications!
He must feel very passionate about those things lol
Well. There goes my weekend plans