Kitty101

34047 pts ยท November 13, 2014


Volunteer firefighter I'd like to take this moment to reflect on all of my bad experiences with birds. When I was 11, I was volunteering at the Calgary zoo. They let the peacocks run around, because they're generally harmless. It was earth day, and we were picking up trash. This flamboyant dingus decided it was going to assert its dominance over all 70lbs of me by chasing me into the men's bathroom. When I was 12, I went on a picnic at the river with my family. I'll start off by saying that Candadian geese are total assholes. I gave one bird a French fry, then the entire flock proceded to chase me down the river bank. My 140 lb dog, and my entire family, watched, dog wagging his tail. Useless mammals. 15, I was looking at the stars. I decided to pop my head out of my friends sunroof, while he was driving slowly. An owl must have thought my hair looked tasty, because he swooped at my head. Age 9-present: all birds at pet stores either poop on me or bite my fingers. Also, parrots like nomming on my ears. Mm. Over Christmas vacation, this past year, I went back to the Calgary zoo. Behold, standing in front of the washrooms was a peacock! Probably the same one from 6 years before. He was nicer this time, and let me into the bathroom. Gave me a nasty ass look though. Thanks for reading. These have been my poor encounters with birds.

Just some plant memes

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So my towns elementary/middle schools fields are flooded

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Found this in the washroom at the hospital in my city.

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My cat gets really excited about her string..

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Lil birb I found in a tree today

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Accurate

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Some of the photogenic animals at the Kangaroo creek farm in BC!

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Cat pictures that make me laugh

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My nephew and my grandpa

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Moose x-ing

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Enjoy my poorly photoshopped fancy sunbear

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Coati are like racoon ant eaters

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Here's a few of the things my boyfriend has said in his sleep.

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*Cough cough *

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Went to Mexico. Found Coatis. Fed Coatis. The end.

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The new neighbour seem nice

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Thoughts of dog

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Amber alert in Edmonton Alberta!!!!

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I know potatoes have eyes but this is a bit ridiculous

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I found the most attractive cpr dummy ever today..

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Got to feed this handsome guy some corn

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Red dead redemption came out today

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My friends cat really likes birbs

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"How would you describe your sense of humour?" Me:

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Heheueuaheuaheauehuaheu

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Saw these guys while I was driving yesterday... look at those smirks

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Maple

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I don't think I've ever even seen my cat blink

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Happy piggies

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Pie

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I was looking up Pictures of bears and came across this gem

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My mom sent me this photo and said "the cats are reading"... I didn't even notice the black one at first

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This is pie

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My favourite photo of my families dogs

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My friend took this photo today in mid eastern Alberta.. thought it was pretty sweet

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The stairs are mountains, and walks feel like marathons.. but he's still the best pup out there.

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The stairs are mountains, and walks feel like marathons.. but he's still the best pup out there.

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My aunts dog is super photogenic

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Hey Imgur, I'm asking you a favour!

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She decided to forgive me after ignoring me for 3 hours... She was mad cause I left for four weeks...

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Canadian jaws

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This creep was watching me shower

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My aunt dogs went to see santa...

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They love their costumes

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She's claimed my bed for her own

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This is what he does when he wants my food

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Piper is not pleased with the snow

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Made me laugh harder than I'd like to admit

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Happy puppy

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Ahhhhh look at him in his little sweater

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