KickMeElmo

1999 pts ยท October 31, 2015


Something about yourself.

There are a lot of weirdos out there.

10 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

Mine too. But I don't pronounce it like "colon". Irish pronunciation instead.

10 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

Base 4096

10 years ago | Likes 9 Dislikes 0

I work as a contractor with a job every couple months right now. The welfare system shits bricks trying to understand unstable income.

10 years ago | Likes 9 Dislikes 0

Sometimes the system doesn't account for non-standard situations, and how you deal with that can be a real gray area.

10 years ago | Likes 13 Dislikes 0

Working on cars taught me that one. You walk into an auto parts store covered in grease with ripped clothes and they understand instantly.

10 years ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 0

Lineage comes from warmer regions don't shrink much when they go flaccid, while those from colder regions can fully retract inside.

10 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

The truth behind that one is actually more interesting than the stereotype. Retraction is primarily to conserve heat. Those whose (1/2)

10 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Pretty much, though we still do at times. It's a rough habit to break.

10 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

I was a sexually active teenager once, and 16 is legal here. Learned for my own protection.

10 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Unless you're allergic.

10 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Ecstasy was the origin of this gif.

10 years ago | Likes 26 Dislikes 0

For some it's a matter of a combination of allergies and intolerances making eating out a nightmare.

10 years ago | Likes 8 Dislikes 0

Underrated comment of the day.

10 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

I got about $1500 in bullshit waived. $250 is what I had left. Whole situation was borked, but too long to explain in 140 chars. Years ago.

10 years ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 0

Wells fargo took me for about $250 through daily compounding overdrafts -on overdrafts- before they made that shit illegal.

10 years ago | Likes 13 Dislikes 0

16 and 17 are common legal limits in a number of states. It's 16 here in Nevada.

10 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Only one was sub-18, and either 16 or 17 is legal in a large number of states.

10 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

Honestly, I'd remake with that change. Otherwise, spot on.

10 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

45 seconds to 2 hours. There's a lot of shit involved, brain can muss things up, and both ends of that timeframe can be a problem.

10 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Just think of the blood as a red currant.

10 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Something that causes a non-numbing tingle in the ink might work.

10 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

Do they have a ruling on body paint? Some allow it instead of a shirt.

10 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

Five. One's holding the camera.

10 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

I always upvote oglaf. I mean ass. I mean oglaf.

10 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Sounds like you could benefit from the visual quality, yeah. Some of it depends on how sensitive you are to quality differences as well.

10 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

High framerate/resolution and non-(or at least less-)lossy compression, plus likely multiple languages in 7.1, 10gb is very reasonable.

10 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

Depends on your home setup. If you have a quality TV and sound system, you get a noticeable difference from such things.

10 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Now now, don't go accusing imgur commentors of understanding adult relationships. That's asking too much.

10 years ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 0

Look it up. It's legitimate. Peta causes significant animal deaths. They're not a "good" organization, but rather extremists with public ads

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