KesselRunner

2843 pts · November 8, 2012


This is my public profile! I am writing something about myself!

Who is this? I love her.

9 months ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 1

Man they’re just IMPOSSIBLE to please sometimes.

1 year ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 2

1 year ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

#1 ?

2 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

#10 HORSE COCK SAUCE
would be funny too.

2 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 1

The probability this little guy can kill you are low, but not zero.

2 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

This better not awaken…never mind too late.

2 years ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 0

Sooo you’re telling me to kill my dad to get a date?
I’m not against it I just wanna make sure that this is the message.

2 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Home late?
Why would I ever leave??

2 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

I swear to god if this had ended with Bruno’s death I would have BURNED THE WORLD DOWN.

2 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

#1 the Schultz gay was actually kinda progressive. It wasn’t making fun of gay people in that ad it was actually mocking a ridiculous real ad at that time that was two dudes doing that to women.

2 years ago | Likes 12 Dislikes 0

I think he meant by shooting bottles or something.

2 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Meesta and Lady!

2 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

I miss him more than some family members. Still can’t watch the show anymore though. Too painful.

2 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

What comic characters are they playing?

2 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

It’s been probably 10 years since I put the tp on the thingy anyways.

2 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

Does anyone know what this is from? For citation purposes.

2 years ago | Likes 9 Dislikes 0

They’re more 7-11 pizza.

2 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Mom can we stop for the Fifth Element? M: We have The Fifth Element at home.

2 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

#25 My best friend's sister's boyfriend's brother's girlfriend heard from this guy who knows this kid who going with the girl who doesn’t get this one.

2 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

He’s not even hiding it anymore.

2 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

Tesla drivers are the new BMW drivers.

2 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 1

Of course I’m sitting. My back hurts and I need my ibuprofen.

2 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

Masturbate, cry….

2 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

It’s weird being the same age as all you old people.

2 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Wellbutrin made me more depressed and gave me suicidal thoughts. Lexapro killed my libido. So I take nothing and hope for the best 🤷🏻‍♂️.

3 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

when I die and end up in hell my eternal punishment will be Satan pointing out in excruciating detail all the times I didn’t take the hint.

3 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

#36 I bet lesbians like this still have more success with straight women than I do.

3 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

I’m having high school flashbacks.

3 years ago | Likes 17 Dislikes 0

Online therapists are crap imo. I need a human connection and they’re online half listening. & most therapists seem to be online now.

3 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0