Meganlikespie
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Ha, got me
Dog tax
Dadbodbot
#31 I live in Germany. I’ve definitely driven 6-8 hours and stayed overnight to go to a single rock concert (not festivals). And since I live in southern Germany, that’s been up north to Hamburg, Berlin, Leipzig, Hannover, etc. and down to Switzerland and Austria.
But yeah, fuck France!
torisenblack
#45 Now listen here, you little shit.
FormerGloriousGuyWhoCameBack
#15 - So, when you woke up this morning, peace was never an option, was it?
secretdpp
Stefano DiMaro is the OG GOAT villian
RandyRandalman
#35 As a dude, this is why I find it fucking impossible to have multi dude conversations. Every single motherfucker has to talk over someone else. Drives me absolutely insane.
sesamesnapsinhalf
#1 OMG, she’s all grown up!
Fendeezy
Maybe she was born with it.
XEndeadX
#4 nah, crap pizza is still good. I'll take Papa johns since I can't get New York pizza.
FishieStardust
#21 Ah yes, the two genders: guns and glitter
HPCmonkey
Combine the two, Drag Gun Shows.
JCBalance
Dragon Shows
clewstah
#33 If the sausages looks like that in the microwave; then the store should probably issue a total recall on them.
Meganlikespie
Lol, hot dogs explode at their ends in the microwave after like a minute
clewstah
Hehe, yeah I know. Sorry. That was a bad reference joke to the fact that the image used is from the movie Total Recall with Arnie.
pareidoliaperson
#2 Oi mate fuke el! Straight up nailed it.
CrumbyCake
#35 that's hot
crayonlickersandwindoweaters
1994. Marlena was possessed in 1994. *cries in knee popping*
tripthicket
I remember Electra Woman
jethroismaxbaer5772
That was a crazy summer, I started watching Days of our Lives with my mom for no good reason and got super into it. Can John, the special forces priest help Marlena? Can Gina find the puzzle box and prove she is Hope? Why is Stefano so damn cool?
scrumtrilescent
Great dump, but my favorite part is the title!
mojofilter02
I'm as old as Morgan Fairchild losing her mind in a courtroom on Search For Tomorrow, epitomized by all the baubles falling off her necklace, signifying that she was losing her marbles. My mother used to watch that at 12:30 PM.
DecidedlyUglyFatFool
#16 Why would the President of Sexual Intercourse be told? Why was there even such in existence?
eddylee13
Brilliant 11/10
jlist
#15 what are you old enough to remember that time Baltar from the original Battlestar Galactica tried to freeze Port Charles in general hospital? That was a hell of a season, I think it was summer 1982.
FredPlush
#49 Found my spirit animal!
ColmCorbec
#17
TheAccursedHamster
Blibo
ClessAurion
#9 14 years? As a spaniard myself, those are rookie numbers
vakler
#25
because
liekifucrievytim
I saved 90% of these, I laughed a lot, thanks!
Meganlikespie
Happy to be of service
arkanelight
#15 I remember this .. My baby sitter watched this show lol
Twrecks123
#10 I literally keep at least one pair for each room, they have a special place where they are. Amazingly enough, when you have 17 pairs of scissors littered throughout the house, you can always find at least one.
skincancerisfun
#10 gave me a breakthrough with hoarding stuff. I realized after spending an hour looking for a pair of scissors but not finding any (despite having at least 3) that if you can't find an object when you need it, you don't really own it. Better to have less things that you know where each of them is
ButtTrumpett
You’d be the funnest baby sitter ever
IrateWolfe
This is me with nail clippers, they always go missing
Sypurist
Yes! And tweezers. If you buy enough of them, you can't lose them all.
BoominGranny
Same, and also see: reading glasses
liekifucrievytim
That's solid life advice 😎
ALLCAPSROCK
I had to do the same thing with tape measures and hammers for my dad. Somehow we still ended up missing 23 out of 24 tape measures.
Meganlikespie
I have soooo many tape measures and can never find them
ALLCAPSROCK
Dad?
FranklinComesAlive
I have never bought a pair of scissors in my life but I have like 8 in my house, and they all live in one drawer.
dojustice
Wow. Do you have a family? My mother was capable of retaining hers, but I'm not physically violent so I just buy more constantly.
PicklestheFireCat2000
It’s you!! You’re the secret scissors thief!!
DecidedlyUglyFatFool
#45 What about people who listen to Tool and like both Dune and Star Wars?
Meganlikespie
No
DecidedlyUglyFatFool
Please clarify.
Meganlikespie
DecidedlyUglyFatFool
Rude. You're not being funny. Just stubborn and ornery.
Kittensandyarns
#35 "I was chairing a mtg"... ok, it honestly took 4 seconds before I realised 'mtg' was short for 'meeting' and not 'Marjorie Taylor Greene". In my mind there was a very satisfying image of a woman repeatedly hitting MTG with a chair.
Alphabeticrazy
And banging her fist on the table every time someone tried to stop her.
UncleRat
I had no idea what it meant and imagined I would not have been invited to attend the meeting. So I would get a coffee and look at the aquarium. Or water the plants.
Bacxaber
It stands for Magic: The Gathering, not Marjorie.
Foxsayy
I feel like this is a genedered spin to something that could be a neutral thing. Depending on the environment, people interrupt others a lot - a lot of conversations you basically interject whenever there's a pause and you have something to say.
There's also the possibility that men are generally more assertive regardless of who they're speaking too. Whether you're a man or a woman, assertiveness tends to get recognized and given space more, and how to approach that issue is debatable.
JewelsRuhls
Banker here, so I read mortgage.
ShutUpMeh
cheesymcnoodle
I thought it was Magic the Gathering. And her being the only woman there still made sense to me.
Fishkeeper
I think that's one activity where it might not be too frowned upon to interrupt. Very goal-oriented, yanno.
Billfromwork
I thought it was a weird post about magic the gathering for a few seconds. Don't worry about it.
J4nein4ne
She was playing a combo deck and all the guys were playing control, so they'd interrupt with countermagic and bounce spells.
IceNein
Make MTG Magic The Gathering again
AngryViking32
I read it as Magic the Gathering
Frederf
*slam*
Hucklepuck
I interrupt people all the time whether they're male or female. I have adhd and it's not my fault they're all slow as fuck
MyPseudoIsAlduinSkyrimStoleItFromMe
Yeah I think men are used to interrupt one another, just a feeling I think I ll start counting how many times it happens during meetings
LonelyVoid
seriously, I'm so garbage at determining the appropriate time to start talking. either it's too early and the other person wasn't actually finished yet, or it's too late and my shitty 2005 Dell desktop brain decides I should start speaking like 5 full seconds after another person already began their sentence
angelsword1
I get that. I have the same problem. I've always attributed my tendency to interrupt or misjudge the timing on chiming in to growing up in a big family. Five kids all talking at the dinner table and you half to find a chance to talk.
OtterAvalanche
I thought it was magic the gathering until this comment
ADHDinkubus
It took ten years for me to read it as Magic the Gathering and not MeTalGear (idk) and like 3 days for me to replace that with Madge The Goon
Fendeezy
I read it as "magic: the gathering" and thought she was officiating a tournament.
IceNein
She was banging her fist on the table so much because she was playing a blue deck, and the guys kept interrupting her.
beauFORTRESS
I feel like if she was playing the blue deck, it would in fact be HER doing the interrupting (or I guess "instanting") these days
TiptoeThroughTheMeanies
Underrated comment. Fun Fact: Blue is best known for its Instanting because it leans heavily into wizardry and spells, making it favour instants and artifacts over creatures.
4etherling
notblubber
Who puts a sandwich into a VCR? VCRs take oatmeal.
SmergBlaerghl
Meatballs too (, as one of the neighborhood kids demonstrated thirty years ago).
JanetSnakeh0le
Cookies
liekifucrievytim
This guy gets it
shinoharaliz
Yogurt. Spaghetti on weekends
trigonman3
Brah, you have to upgrade to Blu-Ray, whose players take baloney.
miahtSuperVillain
Forks n knives
ThrowAwayAcct0000
No, they took poptarts. Obviously.
atrielienz
Pennies. A gummy worm. Occasional jewelry. And if you're adventurous, a slice of cheese.
EroticZombiePants
Toaster Strudels
atrielienz
A man of class I see. We didn't have those when I was growing up (my parents never bought them).
toomanymemesandnotenoughmemeory
#34 me every day at work in a career I’ve been at for 12 years 😅😂🤣
redheadedrobot
S-should we be concerned why your coworkers are losing teeth with alarming regularity?
UnknownVD
It's just a simple radium watch painting job, I wouldn't consider it any more alarming than other similar factories.
Meganlikespie
Delicious paintbrush tips. You must be a woman.
UnknownVD
Must I?
Meganlikespie
To work in that factory….
trigonman3
They're not delicious; the moistening is just how you make them pointy again.
Moridin23
Fendeezy
Then you eat cake, right?
yourmomscheese
Will be very confused when cayden like the glitter
CatShadowleaf
Having cake is better than, I dunno, setting an entire forest ablaze, though.
BlackBirchOwl
Can I just say.... Why the fuck are they spelled different but seem like they are pronounced the same? Am I missing something?
Meganlikespie
Boy versus girl spelling
trigonman3
thatsthejoke.jpg
theothermikail
Not sure I understand the hate of gender reveals. We threw my shih zhu a birthday party one year and I doubt any of our guests actually cared it was my dog’s birthday lol I just see it as using little “life-events” as an excuse to gather up your family and friends for an afternoon together.
CamilleGrinnaux
For me it's less about revealing whatever bits your kid has (weird to me but idk) and more the hellish firescape they've caused on the west coast.
theothermikail
And for disclosure, yes, we also hosted a gender reveal when my wife was pregnant…My only hold up was maybe making a big deal out of our kids gender before they’re even born sort of reinforces societal expectations that they present as that gender once they’re old enough to think for themselves. Maybe calling it a “sex reveal” party is technically more accurate but I think guests might get the wrong idea lol
Meganlikespie
Gonads reveal
theothermikail
Well now calling it what it truly is just makes it sound silly ;)
Kbantar
Then there's still the possibility they're born intersexed.
theothermikail
True. In our case we did IVF and knew their chromosome make up and corresponding anatomy on ultrasound, but I get your point. Ultimately I know my wife and I will be supportive of our child however they are born and choose to identify, but I think it’s reasonable to argue that maybe gender reveals send the wrong message?
kittyfajitas
I think what you're saying is a large part of the hate, of which this cake is an excellent example. Plus there's the whole burning down half of California thing...
theothermikail
That makes sense
EndofDaisies
Yeah, your joke about alternatively calling it a sex reveal party just kind of drive home the problem for me: no matter what you call it, you’re literally having a whole event to tell people what genitals your fetus has.
itsallaboutthecones
#4 I dunno, I think that's actually giving them too much credit.
KesselRunner
They’re more 7-11 pizza.
DeckardB26354
No kidding, I was thinking freezer burned Totino's
casbott
CaptnVatka
I'm thinking Godfather's Pizza is appropriate for them. I remember it as having a overwhelming flavor of grease.
itsallaboutthecones
Can we just think of something else to compare them to? Pretty much all pizza is good, even when it's bad.
CaptnVatka
Durian?
itsallaboutthecones
But isn't durian at least good for you?
CaptnVatka
Perhaps. However, the image was making a comparison between two types of food. To continue that analogy, we would need to have one edible item which is enticing to a wide range of people and one item which is tolerable by a narrow range of people. While shit is apparently appealing to a narrow range of people, I'm unable to conceive of a similar genre of consumables that appeals to a wide range of people.
atrielienz
Well. They aren't Little Caesars. It's not hot or ready.
itsallaboutthecones
And despite the hate that they recieve, I personally enjoy little Caesars.
DontTazeMeBrah
I'll take most pizza.. it comes down to the price for me (but Papa Johns so overpriced now)
Masonrig
Yeah, what's up with that? Like, I think we can agree it's not winning any awards but it's on-par or better then 90% of the other pizza chains out there.
itsallaboutthecones
People assume cheap means bad. I feel it's good value and they appear to make the dough fresh in house. I realize it's not the best pizza money can buy but it's perfectly acceptable in my book.
atrielienz
When you get right down to it, pizza is pizza. It's mostly alright. But sometimes it can be exceptional. I think mostly it comes from little Caesars pizza being cheap. But that doesn't explain how Costco pizza doesn't have the same stigma.
Masonrig
I would take little Caesars over Costco any day of the week, ESPECIALLY when it's their deep dish.
itsallaboutthecones
Costco products benefit from a kind of cult of personality around them.