Justanotherdad

53 pts ยท May 24, 2014


849 Slormancer

5 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Ive had a shitty few weeks and could really use some help financially. Im from Denmark.

5 years ago | Likes 6 Dislikes 0

As a dad, I too wouldn't hesitate to sacrifice the mother for their safety

6 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 3

Sure.... It may seem so now, youll learn

6 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Woop woop

8 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Ill have the one with the sharks much better than original with/without mr fatman

8 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

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8 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

That kid on the swing. Totally not a mistake, he's just chillin.

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

He must be a dad. That's standard dadflexes incase your kid is on the brink of death.

9 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 1

I'm dead y'all...

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

These are all 100% true. Some are even understated...

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Good for you that you got out of that shit. He was obviously mistreating you and he sure as hell got off easy.

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Always surprised by the size of those sombreros...

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

I want one.. ..

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

The syringe in the arm... That's fucking dedication to the art!

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

We should have cashiers yelling at you if you DONT buy condoms. "Dont you know you can get STDs!"

9 years ago | Likes 11 Dislikes 0

One that isn't remixes please.

9 years ago | Likes 8 Dislikes 0

Yup, yes, yeah, true and validated.

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Herning

9 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

That is the nastiest looking lunch plate Ive ever seen....

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

And this is one of thet reasons why such patents ahould not be allowed anywhere in the world.

9 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

Here in Denmark, there is 0% tip, unless its an above avarage valued restaurant. The wages are far better tho.

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Thats how you dad!

9 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Im 30 and would love my mom to make me such a cake!

9 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

This just makes me sad

10 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Im gonna cause an economic collapse by preparing for these...

10 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Someone punch that nerd duck in the quacker

10 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0