JoryP

11725 pts · April 13, 2012


I spent years as a server in multiple restaurants. I always tip 20% unless the service is outstanding, then I'll tip more. Seeing something like this makes me want to tip less. Like being hit with gratuity on a table for 2...

1 year ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 2

Died in a car crash, and my only sadness was that he took the life of a lovely woman with him.

1 year ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

There was a comedian i can't remember the name of, said "the English language is a brick wall, and FUCK is my chisel"... I can appreciate that.

1 year ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Sell one coin a week to a jewelry store and have 4k extra income that's not taxable every month.

1 year ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

This screams hill country, and I'm vibin lol

1 year ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

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1 year ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Comment, because I want to see this again and the favorite button sucks now.

1 year ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

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1 year ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

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1 year ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Oh yeah...

1 year ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

It's time to enjoy an hour glass...

1 year ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

You need a VPN... I'm a Texan, but my porn comes from Spain.

2 years ago | Likes 11 Dislikes 0

I'm afraid I can't do that, cucumber

2 years ago | Likes 9 Dislikes 1

Worked with ortho for 6 years and never saw that shit...scrub, sterile field, ppe, rain boots, and a Bluetooth speaker jamming 80s rock. That was prep.

2 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

That bitch, Carol Baskins

2 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

Zima? This is concord thunderbird territory

2 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

Think about it this way... if you loved your job, you may have become complacent. Having the job removed from you only opens the door for new and / or better things. Keep your head up; it may be a blessing in disguise.

2 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

2 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

That's a nice magic wand!

2 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

It's definitely not for everyone. I get drawn to the dark, psychological thriller type books. I enjoy when a book is thought-provoking, no matter how uncomfortable it may get.

2 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

I manage expectations and make it clear my job is 8-5. If I can't charge you per minute, you can't expect my cooperation after hours. Send that shit to voicemail...

2 years ago | Likes 10 Dislikes 0

In Austin, TX, we have hit 41 consecutive days over 100° F

2 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

They are just different colored raccoons

2 years ago | Likes 9 Dislikes 0

I like to manage expectations. I do what they pay me for, not what I'm worth...they can't afford to pay at what I value my time.

2 years ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 0

Saw the stripes and thought "dumb ass".

2 years ago | Likes 13 Dislikes 0

I understand where you're coming from on this, but one thing remains...in the service industry, you can't be terrible at your job and still make a decent income. Waitstaff isn't like the elected U.S. government; performance matters.

2 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

This is true to an extent. The person responsible for tipping can choose to be a dick with quality service, but shit service demands no tip.

2 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

You can do that with the can and it finishes flush at the rim of a pint glass.

2 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 1

As a waiter, I gave great service in hopes of a good tip. As a nurse, I miss the tips...

2 years ago | Likes 10 Dislikes 1

My mom always told me she hated my choice of "rage music" (which included the 2000's emo stuff). She would say it's all about depression, substance abuse, and self harm. I made the argument country music is the same shit but slower and with a twang. It was like watching a light bulb struggle to get bright... then she finally laughed and agreed.

2 years ago | Likes 6 Dislikes 0