105 pts · June 26, 2017
Might want to put “pretty” in front of girls. Speaking from experience, ugly ones don’t get complements.
Westworld and destiny 2.
Can I have a couple of creampies with that?
This is so cute, but now I’m aware of how single I am again.
He looks constipated.
Cooking Tree is such a good channel. If it doesn’t make you hungry to look at the food it make you sleepy to hear it being made.
..
So if I order a sex toy...?
Lesson of the day: don’t try to fight people if you don’t want your tits out.
And I’m a Nun
If someone made this for me, I’d have to say yes to marriage.
That’s a beautiful cock right there. I’d love to see that in my bedroom.
Brian’s mom
That baby alpaca looks like it’s been through some shit.
That kid is so adorable. Almost makes me wanna think about having kids…almost.
Cake is ok. But if you really want me to sing bring me some ice cream.
Ha, I bet mines lower than yours.
A real life Goldeen
Or they’ll just say either “why? I have it way worse than you!” Or, the parental favorite, “study the Bible more”.
How to tell if your pet turned into a human.
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Not much of a real banger though.
How weird would it be to be turned on by this?
He lasted way longer than I thought.
That’s a cooler idea. The Kuiper belt can be the principal.
The asteroids in the meteor belts can be regular students. Comets would be transfer students. And the sun could be the teacher or principal.
Awesome I’m a man now! When do I get my penis?
I hope this will work out between me and my friend someday. I would totally say yes if he asked me out.
Might want to put “pretty” in front of girls. Speaking from experience, ugly ones don’t get complements.
Westworld and destiny 2.
Can I have a couple of creampies with that?
This is so cute, but now I’m aware of how single I am again.
He looks constipated.
Cooking Tree is such a good channel. If it doesn’t make you hungry to look at the food it make you sleepy to hear it being made.
..
So if I order a sex toy...?
Lesson of the day: don’t try to fight people if you don’t want your tits out.
And I’m a Nun
If someone made this for me, I’d have to say yes to marriage.
That’s a beautiful cock right there. I’d love to see that in my bedroom.
Brian’s mom
That baby alpaca looks like it’s been through some shit.
That kid is so adorable. Almost makes me wanna think about having kids…almost.
Cake is ok. But if you really want me to sing bring me some ice cream.
Ha, I bet mines lower than yours.
A real life Goldeen
Or they’ll just say either “why? I have it way worse than you!” Or, the parental favorite, “study the Bible more”.
How to tell if your pet turned into a human.
.
Not much of a real banger though.
How weird would it be to be turned on by this?
He lasted way longer than I thought.
That’s a cooler idea. The Kuiper belt can be the principal.
The asteroids in the meteor belts can be regular students. Comets would be transfer students. And the sun could be the teacher or principal.
Awesome I’m a man now! When do I get my penis?
I hope this will work out between me and my friend someday. I would totally say yes if he asked me out.