JordanMoonWatcher

105 pts · June 26, 2017


Might want to put “pretty” in front of girls. Speaking from experience, ugly ones don’t get complements.

5 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 1

Westworld and destiny 2.

5 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Can I have a couple of creampies with that?

7 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

This is so cute, but now I’m aware of how single I am again.

7 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

He looks constipated.

7 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Cooking Tree is such a good channel. If it doesn’t make you hungry to look at the food it make you sleepy to hear it being made.

7 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

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7 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

So if I order a sex toy...?

7 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Lesson of the day: don’t try to fight people if you don’t want your tits out.

7 years ago | Likes 8 Dislikes 0

And I’m a Nun

7 years ago | Likes 8 Dislikes 0

If someone made this for me, I’d have to say yes to marriage.

7 years ago | Likes 32 Dislikes 0

That’s a beautiful cock right there. I’d love to see that in my bedroom.

7 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Brian’s mom

7 years ago | Likes 8 Dislikes 1

That baby alpaca looks like it’s been through some shit.

7 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

That kid is so adorable. Almost makes me wanna think about having kids…almost.

7 years ago | Likes 8 Dislikes 0

Cake is ok. But if you really want me to sing bring me some ice cream.

7 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Ha, I bet mines lower than yours.

8 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

A real life Goldeen

8 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

Or they’ll just say either “why? I have it way worse than you!” Or, the parental favorite, “study the Bible more”.

8 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

How to tell if your pet turned into a human.

8 years ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 0

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8 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Not much of a real banger though.

8 years ago | Likes 6 Dislikes 0

How weird would it be to be turned on by this?

8 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

He lasted way longer than I thought.

8 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

That’s a cooler idea. The Kuiper belt can be the principal.

8 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

The asteroids in the meteor belts can be regular students. Comets would be transfer students. And the sun could be the teacher or principal.

8 years ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 0

Awesome I’m a man now! When do I get my penis?

8 years ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 0

I hope this will work out between me and my friend someday. I would totally say yes if he asked me out.

8 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0