JonesCallahan

29 pts ยท March 17, 2016


Painter, tenor, lifeguard, spy.

To live UNTIL you're successful?

4 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Smell is a sense.

5 years ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 3

#13 And then everyone clapped.

5 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 1

Just think of the people that want to abolish the police.

5 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

Always live by these two words: Keep it real

5 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Thanks for bumming me out in the last three posts.

5 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

I remember this being in a book. A guy chased one around and suffered a heart attack. Can't remember what it was called or even about.

5 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

How much do you want to fight someone there?

5 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

A Tie Fighter gives off some Zaku vibes.

5 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Dating would be nice. 32 and out of hope.

5 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Neo Virals. I hate Neo Virals.

5 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

I could buy alcohol underage because it was "for my dad".

6 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

How long until his military service record is declassified?

6 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Anakin Skywalker was a navigator on a spice freighter.

6 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

These are the voyages.

6 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

So I says to Bjorg, I says "As long as we're under siege, one of us ought to moon these Saxon dogs!"

6 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

I jokingly thought this was a godsend. If I could stay home by myself for two weeks, do my thing, it'd be great. But I work in a hospital :(

6 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

The blue check blesses us with its wisdom.

6 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

I keep thinking that veterans between 80-90 are WWII veterans...

6 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Bring back Shirling.

6 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Something something dragons.

6 years ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 7

With that Super Star Destroyer pointing straight down, the floor should have a Death Star II pattern.

6 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

I wish this comic would stop existing.

6 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 36

"Shit, negro! That's all you had to say!" may not be the appropriate response.

6 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

Except for the fact that he immediately threw it away along with his lightsaber in defiance of the Emperor?

6 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

Some people just need to pat themselves on the back and feel like they're making a difference when it's just a twitter post.

6 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Don't you talk shit about Phillip.

6 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

I say this to everyone in the office almost every Friday. I'm not the boss.

6 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Star Trek IV?

6 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 1