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Dec 21, 2019 3:05 AM
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Otempurrrra
My boss texted me on my offday and asked me to come in 2 hours early knowing damn well im already working A 12 hr shift lol.
The701
dancefoyobees
It’s good to be the boss
getpossessed
Everything is coming up Milhouse!
segriffka73
I'm so used to working late I consider getting off on time leaving early.
gabble13gjgj360
I'm still working right now. Lots of downtime to imgur but I get paid.
darkninja2992
You must be close to overtime
jaakkopaakkonen
Your boss might be a shithead
ChampagneSupernovaInTheSky
logmicj
Old manager would "let us leave early" on Fridays, just to cut our hours. After we stopped leaving voluntarily he'd just kick us out.
rhombusrightangle
Ahh serendipitous!
Shadowhawk000095
bunny808
Sweet
Skyff
Troll level: boss
OddSockSam
OnionCutter
This is my boss. He's a big kid and troll. He's known for saying "You can ave tomorrow off" on Friday or before a corp holiday
Slartybartfastsfjords
The first of 3 spirits will visit him tonight at midnight.
coronalmassejection
GreenNotTheColor
Op's response:
TonyMontanasBalls
This isn’t as bad as my manager saying no one can book the Christmas period off. But she had already booked it off for herself
checkmomsbed
He didn’t lie
Chols
I love these. So how early is “early enough” to be considered early?
Cthulily
Technically not wrong.
Elguerrero1397
No, literally not wrong.
Tastydumplings
Sad thing is I would be ecstatic. It's not much but at the end of the day 3 minutes is one less shitty phone call I have to handle.
SterlingArcherSecretAgent
My boss often leaves at 15 when workday ends at 16, always makes the same joke: I'm taking half a day off. He always thinks it's funny lol
ViciousOtter
You said lol tho
SterlingArcherSecretAgent
It's funny that he keeps thinking it's funny. Hence the lol :-)
trigonman3
the boss thinks it's "funny lol"
brakiachi
My favorite is at the end of the day on Friday "you know what, why don't you take the next couple days off"
ArdentSlacker
Stroll back in the office on Wednesday...
StonesOnTheHill
Especially when they've forgotten that you're scheduled for the weekend. Real gutbuster.
trigonman3
Take them at their word
Doober12082
Same happened at our shop... let us out anout 10 minutes early... I still got home at my regular time...
doobette
You've worked hard all year for that extra 10 minutes!
Doober12082
You are most certainly right my dear!!! <3
GravyEducation
I took a shot with my boss before leaving work to celebrate the holidays so there's management and there are bosses
InkyBlinkyPinkyAndClyde
My manager always introduces me as his colleague. He treats me that way too. It's a good work environment.
lionel1024
Jokes on you, his boss thinks you're at the same level and your boss just wanted a subordinate.
AmazingSpiderCam
I kinda did this a few days ago. I told an employee to leave at 4:10 but put 4:30 in his time sheet
yourcleverusername7
Management jokes... way worse than dad jokes. Zero fun in them
trigonman3
Sometimes laughing is better than crying
cerpintaxt475
Treblaine
"What's more fun than cutting costs and increasing revenue?"
degenerator
"Ruining employee's lives!! Get it? Ha ha ha ha ha!" FML
BarbedWireCatheter
Completely throwing pretense out the window and fully reinstating the feudal system!!
Treblaine
"You mean back to knights in shining armour?" "No, none of the cool stuff"
BarbedWireCatheter
Wouldn’t it be cool if we could take the best parts of the past, do away with the shitty parts, and advance as a society?
Treblaine
So... a Renaissance Fair?
Groovechild
Had a supe that'd say (on slow nights) we could go home early if we wrapped up our work. And we would. Then he'd spend the next 3-4 hours...
Groovechild
Finding piddly little things to do and ten minutes before the shift ended he'd cut us loose. Real magnanimous sonuvabitch, that one.
Datarage
That’s the army special. Get your work done real fast so you can be done. Oh wait plt sgt gets to decide not me never mind.
biblioteker
A) You volunteered. B) You're on duty 24x7x365.25, so suck it up. Merry Christmas, Happy New Year, be grateful you're not in Afghanistan.
Datarage
On duty 16 hours a day, army requires soldiers have time for eating, grooming, and sleep and commanders enhance this w company policies.
Datarage
Plus Afghanistan wouldn’t mean dirt to me I’m strategic satcom
biblioteker
As a former SFC, I was making a joke. Senior NCOs are not known for having a sense of humor, it's been thoroughly documented. *Soldiers, *w/
commentsivehadafew
Now wait to see if you get paid for those three minutes
fbutt09
Embrace the three minutes of early freedom @op
IvanWestenbrug
He'll get paid 3.50
AGuyThatPoops
Dam you monster!
proracing53
Everythingisracist
If he's lochy
proracing53
getadogupya
Well, he was probably expecting you to stay until 5...
myhousesmellsliketuna
My supervisors got upset one day bc I always used to stay an hour late but that day I couldn’t...I come in 2 hours early as well.
myhousesmellsliketuna
They’ve since gotten over themselves and they do appreciate me, but man if I didn’t feel like a traitor in their eyes
degenerator
Managers know that 20-30% of the employees gets 80-90% of the work done. Think about looking for another job.
ComradeTrotsky
That's the problem with doing that sort of stuff. People wind up expecting it as your base line rather than something special and nice.
Dukenukemx
Your supervisors suck. Did you at least get paid for the extra hours you worked?
myhousesmellsliketuna
Oh yea I get overtime pay for those hours, thank goodness!
DocWino
Our Xmas party went in to overtime we won’t get paid for. Oh, we paid for the party as well.
krakenwagen
bring your own food
nicholasagream
And chairs
DocWino
It was at a crappy Mexican restaurant. We had to buy our own meals.
krakenwagen
it would be funny if it gave you stomachache after all
DocWino
I didn’t eat most of it. I love Mexican food. Can’t stand canned enchilada sauce or gringo/Mexican food.
theshinobi23
Right. I mean, why wouldn't he expect you to stay until 6?
CalluColorGod
Did you say 7?
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