JohnnyFiveAces

42245 pts ยท April 3, 2022


Don't let the "Join Date" fool you. I've been around over a decade. "Johnny Five" is my family name. My cousins include Johnny Five Alive, and Johnny Five Dicks.

It was a bad joke. "Nani" (yes, I know it's spelled different) in Japanese means "What?"

3 hours ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

*cough*cough* Or use a code generator. *cough*cough* Seriously, between store specific pre-order bonuses, Collector's Edition bonuses, Dragon Age bonuses, and multiple Mountain Dew (?) promos, I was having none of that BS. (I did buy the Kasumi DLC though.)

1 day ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 1

For whatever reason, I've always pronounced this with the accent of an old German woman.

1 day ago | Likes 7 Dislikes 0

"What" juice?

2 days ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

No Quistis? Down voted! (joking)

3 days ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

It's because they're a privately owned company. No shareholders to worry about.

4 days ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

IN THE MORNING! At least I got to call in the day before at 5:30 pm.

6 days ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

lol Same here. $10 for gas and lunch isn't quite worth it.

6 days ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

"The courthouse wound up having no need for jurors so they let us all go a few hours after check-in. " Ouch. I was on-call for a week but never had to actually go.

6 days ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

6 days ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

"I want grandchild in 9 months and 5 minutes!"

6 days ago | Likes 8 Dislikes 0

Is that a TLC reference?

1 week ago | Likes 15 Dislikes 0

You meant 16 right? Skyrim on medium-high?

1 week ago | Likes 14 Dislikes 0

*pfft* I have pants.

1 week ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

TED! There were no alligators at Pearl Harbor.

1 week ago | Likes 6 Dislikes 0

Oh... oops... let me jot that down.

1 week ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

How has formatting gotten this bad?

1 week ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

1 week ago | Likes 6 Dislikes 0

Bob Hoskins?

1 week ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 0

Go. Go before I beg you to stay.

1 week ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

You think that's funny? Do I amuse you? I make you laugh? Am I a fuckin' clown?

1 week ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

1 week ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

You watched it. You can't 'unwatch' it!

1 week ago | Likes 23 Dislikes 0

Point-whoring... but not like those actual whores. They're loaded with good times.

1 week ago | Likes 8 Dislikes 0

But seriously, they created (no less than) two languages, and a new mathematical proof solely for the show.

1 week ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Why not marry "Safe Science" if you love it so much?

1 week ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

Having to take out the trash, just so I could empty three stuffed vacuum cleaners, then empty the trash again... yeah.

1 week ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 2

"I just spent $200 on this shit..."

1 week ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Stay away from my shitty-wok!

1 week ago | Likes 9 Dislikes 0

"Never forget, Homer. There's no muscle stronger than the human heart." "What about the weiner? A guy on TV lifted a can of paint with his!"

2 weeks ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0