JesusCondom

107 pts ยท August 25, 2017


damn. dem titties on point. That vagina is making me consider celibacy though

8 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

8====D~ text penis will always be supreme

8 years ago | Likes 9 Dislikes 2

I once fucked up my chin on a diving board trying to reenact this. Proved to me he really does have the force.

8 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

get booped

8 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Would anyone like to purchase an original hard copy of the book?? Sled Driver by: Brian Shul

8 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Scooter in the pooter

8 years ago | Likes 10 Dislikes 0

+1 for username! lol

8 years ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 0

them's are the eyes of insanity. Not something to be trifled with.

8 years ago | Likes 7 Dislikes 0

How many people do you think brought home the wrong dog??

8 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 1

then what's that fuck face doing with a water? or did he already have his allotted one beer?

8 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

here in America we call that a Pontiac GTO.

8 years ago | Likes 14 Dislikes 0

@ISeeNipple

8 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 2

boss's orders..

8 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

I learned that after the first dozen times this was posted

8 years ago | Likes 6 Dislikes 1

Are you by chance looking for some friends? Because that's how you get friends

8 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 1

"seeing a cock just meant doing more work" what?! is that intended to mean something other than the obvious?

8 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

the only way to ride a zebra

8 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Do me next!

8 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Don't tell me you're going to leave it sitting on the floor..

8 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

I bet you're hoping that glass doesn't break, eh?

8 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

too much eye contact. Cant handle it

8 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

I haven't been so erect in days

8 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

How often do you replace bananas due to abuse?

8 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Damn China, you scary

8 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Gronkey punch

8 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

do you know how to fingering?

8 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Family can be such an awesome thing. Glad you recovered @OP

8 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0