JessLayne

1936 pts · November 5, 2012


"Living vicariously through myself."

I need to go pet my dog now.

7 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

He's a Bitten! Because he's a bat kitten! :)

8 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

When the booty so good it's got a passcode.

8 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Thought my dog tylenol&gave him peroxide.Found the pill on the floor(where I searched earlier)after he barfed.Better to be safe than sorry.

8 years ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 0

Tonight I'm gonna morph like it's 1999!

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

This is why dash cams exist. Because if this had been worse they would have tried to blame the truckers.

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Harry Pupper and the Chamber of Treats

9 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

When the booty so good it's got a passcode.

9 years ago | Likes 11 Dislikes 0

I also have a quarter in my cup holder that I refer to as my "Aldi quarter". :)

9 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

I'm in Alabama and found them at Aldi. They have a lot of cool and tasty cheeses there.

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

"It's a reverse funnel system."

10 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Pawkour!

10 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

HIPAA violation!

10 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 1

Gambit belongs on this list, too!

10 years ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 3

Reaction™

10 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 1

He needs agent Michael Scarn as backup.

10 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Is your grandfather a member of the Wolfenstein fan club?

10 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 2

The Dogfather.

10 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

I agree. I think that they made a big deal out of it for no reason. I don't really see anything wrong with it.

10 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

She looks like a bird!

10 years ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 0

I posted ten comments hoping one would make it to the front page, but no pun in ten did.

10 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

I have a feeling they've been told not to get i n the pool.

10 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Yes!! This makes me happy.

10 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Your pun...makes a lot of cents.

10 years ago | Likes 9 Dislikes 0

"Just pretend like we're talking until the cops leave."

10 years ago | Likes 22 Dislikes 0

"Just pretend like we're talking until the cops leave."

10 years ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 0