I did it! (OC)

Jul 6, 2016 10:09 AM

douradinhos

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Because why the fuck not

Congrats on making the cart suck its dick

9 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

We don't have these where I'm from thank god

9 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Are you just angry that daddy's credit card won't fit in the coin slot or what?

9 years ago | Likes 10 Dislikes 1

Continente? Portugal? Grandes tugas!

9 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

What is this?

9 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

9 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

9 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

I'm sure this breaks at least one of Newton's laws of physics

9 years ago | Likes 7 Dislikes 2

9 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

Americans won't get it bc we have FREEDOM to leave our shit scatter all over the place

9 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

"Aldi hates him!"

9 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

I don't get it.

9 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Is this the kind you have to a quarter in, and you get the quarter back if you return the cart to its proper place?

9 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

Yup! The chain normally connects carts together, and when you insert a coin the chain pops out and you can use the cart.

9 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

No it's some other kind.

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Put...put your quarter in it

9 years ago | Likes 12 Dislikes 0

( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)

9 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Continente?

9 years ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 0

This is why we can't have nice things...

9 years ago | Likes 8 Dislikes 0

What sick place does this?

9 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

0k the rent a cart thing at like Aldi , some people will scam you for a quarter...just sayin

9 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Daenerys, breaker of chains, is not happy about this

9 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

What's this sorcery

9 years ago | Likes 15 Dislikes 1

Still can't lick your own elbow

9 years ago | Likes 17 Dislikes 0

I can

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

No, but he can fuck it.

9 years ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 0

My buddy can.

9 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

You are the chosen one

9 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Is that a metaphor of your sex life or what? ;)

9 years ago | Likes 543 Dislikes 12

Savage

9 years ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 0

Do you get a one euro coin if you manage to stick your penis in your arse?

9 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Would you rather... Do as pictured or achieve the boyhood dream of self fellatio?

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

I knew a guy who could do that. It was a mix of impressive, painful looking and seemingly utterly useless.

9 years ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 0

I knew a guy who could fuck sideways, but i really didn't care to see it in action. But i never was a big fan of mirrors.

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Call the burn ward.

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Go fuck yourself! Will do.

9 years ago | Likes 56 Dislikes 1

I memed it. http://imgur.com/PcmSsQj @OP

9 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

not sure if https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=m5vL">01YMo">https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=m5vLb001YMo or https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KQGl93xzzww , tho.

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

If it is, I want to be him

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

r/autofellatio

9 years ago | Likes 15 Dislikes 0

For those asking, these are carts that cost a quarter to unchain and you get it back when you return it. OP cabled the cart to itself 1/2

9 years ago | Likes 34 Dislikes 2

This is the only comment that made me understand exactly what I was looking at. Thanks

9 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

to get the quarter back without returning it to the cart line. IMO the bigger challenge is finding the quarter to use in the first place :p

9 years ago | Likes 19 Dislikes 1

Does anyone know why they do this? If I want to steal a cart then a quarter is pretty cheap. It seems like an inconvenience, not deterrent.

9 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

So people put them back in the trolley areas, or dump them for people who need quarters. But some how keys will be able to work & be removed

9 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

To encourage people to bring their carts back inside. Otherwise lot carter gets to keep your quarter.

9 years ago | Likes 6 Dislikes 0

Is this Aldi?

9 years ago | Likes 6 Dislikes 0

yeah I think. Aldi in Australia needs you to put a coin in the trolleys to unlock them. Not in other super stores.

9 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

You must be a mid-west person. I like you, but not as much as I like Aldi.

9 years ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 0

I am.

9 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

Is this like a Europe thing or something?

9 years ago | Likes 7 Dislikes 3

BC Canada does this with dollar coins.

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Apparently it's very European. I didn't know this wasn't done in stores in the US.

9 years ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 1

I was thinking the same thing. I know of the system but have never seen it before.

9 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

Or Aldi's. That's in the good ol' U.S of A.

9 years ago | Likes 7 Dislikes 1

Well Aldi is a German company so...

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 1

Not refuting that. Just stating it does exist in the U.S.

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

I have tried for a decade and I've never been able to get this. +1 to you!

9 years ago | Likes 6 Dislikes 1

The legends are true....

9 years ago | Likes 702 Dislikes 1

@OP is the chosen one...

9 years ago | Likes 91 Dislikes 0

I never believed the tales.

9 years ago | Likes 9 Dislikes 0

heresy!

9 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

Legend has it, that OP is still out there performing black magic, to this very day

9 years ago | Likes 12 Dislikes 0

But all we know is...

9 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

That dank memes will prevail

9 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 1

As a non-shopper I don't know what you did. But others seem impressed, so yay you. Have a +1 for your trouble.

9 years ago | Likes 103 Dislikes 10

wait....how are you a non shopper? how do you live?

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Op stole a quarter dollar.

9 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

25% of a dollar, if you will

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

A non shopper? Are you 5?

9 years ago | Likes 24 Dislikes 12

I actually had no idea what this was either. Thought she chained wallet to cart to prevent theft or something... Never seen those before.

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

I haven't been to a place that uses these kinds of carts in a while, it's possible not everyone lives as eccentric of a shopping life as you

9 years ago | Likes 10 Dislikes 5

agoraphobic

9 years ago | Likes 10 Dislikes 2

Grocery stores where I live don't have this, weird.

9 years ago | Likes 27 Dislikes 0

BC Canada does this but with their dollar coins.

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Same haha

9 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

I can think of exactly one place around me that does, and that's Aldi's. Everywhere else? Nop.

9 years ago | Likes 10 Dislikes 0

Yep.

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

It seems like a dying fad. ~10 years ago everyone had it. Now I seldom see it.

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

I'm 35, never seen it. Not a Bay Area thing?

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

I've lived in New Jersey and PA so that's my sample size

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Put a quarter in the shopping cart. When you put it with other carts you get your quarter back. Helps ppl to not leave carts out

9 years ago | Likes 11 Dislikes 0

Now the store doesn't have to pay for an employee to grab carts in the lot. Popular in Europe. That's what raising min wage does

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 1

I don't know what's worse about this, that people are too lazy to return carts or that there are some specifically designed to exploit this.

9 years ago | Likes 7 Dislikes 0

I think it's generally a good idea. Provides an incentive to be responsible for your shit. Also helps to reduce time spent corralling carts

9 years ago | Likes 8 Dislikes 0

Reduces # of employees on the payroll. I had a convo with a buddy who worked at a grocery store. He said this is genius, and dangerous

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

We could change it to having to put your car keys in there. That would make people put the cart back for sure.

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

But then you couldn't be nice and gift random people your paid for cart.

9 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 1

>Random collision breaks your key.

9 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

He put his carts own lil key thing in itself. Normally goes in the next cart to lock them together but @OP is a wizard

9 years ago | Likes 42 Dislikes 0

That... is something I've NEVER heard of...

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

where do people lock shopping carts? I've honestly never seen that after having lived in 4 states...

9 years ago | Likes 21 Dislikes 0

Having lived in places with these, and now without, I'd rather have the locked ones - it stops people leaving them all over the car park.

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Canada

9 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

I've never seen this either, but I am aware of it. Around CT, NY, NJ metro area, they have the carts with the invisible fence for the wheels

9 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Ya I've shopped a lot at OK, CO, FL, and where I live Texas, but I have never seen or heard of anything like that

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

When I lived in DC the carts had remote locks on the wheels. So if its leaves a certain proximity the wheels would lock up to prevent theft.

6 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Aldi does it to cut costs for stolen carts

9 years ago | Likes 13 Dislikes 0

Seems like good reasoning to shop elsewhere, then.

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

eh, not really. you save more than any other discount retailer, you get your quarter back by doing something as simple as returning a cart

9 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Also to make their customers return the carts, rather than leave them behind all over the parking lot.

9 years ago | Likes 9 Dislikes 0

1)I live in central Europe and every single store has carts like these. It's not really theft deterrent (50 cents is a bargain for your very

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

2) own cart), but so that people take the cart back to the bay instead of leaving it in the parking lot or whatnot.

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Certain smaller or discount stores is where i see them most, or just in areas with high theft rates

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

It's more incentive to return the cart to the bay instead of leaving it in the parking lot.

9 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Europe.

9 years ago | Likes 6 Dislikes 0

All of the European countries?

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Pretty much, it seems people are more protective of their trolleys in England and Europe than America

9 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Aldi carts are this way. $.25 unlocks the cart for use

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Shit ours is a loonie ( 1$)

9 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

We Americans have no concept of the value of money.

9 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Dollar coins never really caught on here in the US. We have them, but they're not popular for whatever reason.

9 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Just be glad you haven't lived in an area where carts are like this. If your stores can survive with just wheel locks, you're in the clear.

9 years ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 0

Except THIS guy has found the "dead spot" outside the Food Lion where it will definitely lock up even when you're in bounds. fml

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Hmmm my stores don't even have that, they just trust me not to walk off with it.

9 years ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 0

They probably do and you don't realize it. They look like normal wheels but lock when taken too far from the store.

9 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

1)The system above isn't theft deterrent (1€ isn't going to keep anyone from stealing a cart) but so that people have an incentive to return

9 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

2) carts to the bay instead of leaving them in the parking lot.

9 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

I thought they all do that everywhere mostly so its easier to move a giant string of carts at once but also I guess so they don't get stolen

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Lived in 7 states and I have never seen this.

9 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

MD here - exactly one place has them, and that's Aldis.

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

I thought this was to encourage people to return their carts, instead of leaving them scattered in the parking lot.

9 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

tbh .25 is worth it.

9 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Oh yeah there's that too. Locked carts are useful! One cannot rely on customers not being lazy as fuck without incentive

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