JesStang

3106 pts ยท August 25, 2011


Motorcycle cops too. You ain't getting a warning from them.

8 years ago | Likes 7 Dislikes 0

No. He just pitched in the Rangers' game 2 days ago.

8 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

I feel bad for how much I lmao at these!

8 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

I thought it was just me and my hearing. I have to have the subtitle on for any show on Netflix.

8 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

Definitely just a mistake.

8 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

If she doesn't know this theme song, she's too young for you, bro.

8 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

If the Uber driver has an iphone, it'd still be blue.

8 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 1

The US is a huge country and most things are spread out. My nearest grocery store is 4 miles away, is it okay with you if I drive there?

8 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

Then some states have no inspections at all! The cops can pull those bad cars over but they rarely do.

8 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Anything cool happen?

8 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Yep, should've been something absurd like a $50 fee.

8 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

But why?

8 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Make-up always helps.

9 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

He said it was over 2 years of work. If you don't spend money on stupid things & buy as you go, you can do a lot!

9 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 1

Oklahoma City on the frontpage! You can see how much we love soccer though by the packed stands. XD

9 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

That kinda what I figured you'd say. Good for y'all!

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Are your parents still together?

9 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

The Longest Yard is one of my favorite movies; it has a great cast!

9 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

I think this is my favorite prank. XD

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

People/media misuse the word "racist" every single day.

9 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

I love when smartasses get a legit answer to their question.

9 years ago | Likes 12 Dislikes 1

He's the eye candy of Marvel. 8-)

9 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 1

Apparently I'm the odd one out because I think Thor is a million times hotter than Loki!

9 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

I always hated this tradition; I like to be surprised!

9 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

It's almost as if stereotypes were formed from truths...

9 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

I'm glad some asshole humans haven't gone into the animal islands & exterminated for the sole purpose of taking the island.

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Yes. You may have heard them referred as "white trash" or "redneck".

9 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 1

I mean, who doesn't like to have theirs rubbed...?!

9 years ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 13

Aren't y'all's feet cold out in that?!?

10 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Feeeeees!

10 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0