Jebu

3915 pts · March 28, 2015


Well.. Hello?? I don't know why you chose to see my profile, but whatever floats your boat i guess! Stay as long as you'd like.

Meh, might as well: 1128 - And they are all so beautiful! ?

5 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Léon: The Proffesional is the name - wonderful movie :)

7 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

Hey!

7 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

"He did? Well you tell his sorry ass I'm gonna call his motherfucking parents! His dad gonna lay that fucknugget out!"

7 years ago | Likes 6 Dislikes 1

F

7 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

BOOM SCHAKALAKA!!!!

8 years ago | Likes 6 Dislikes 0

Really missed the opportunity for the flame to be heart-shaped

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

The way too litteral comment from Thor, the competing one from Loki, the all to innocent Cpt. Rogers when compared to the dirties... classic

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Also, I do actually love sex...

9 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

GRABUS!!!! So proud of you my man!

9 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

I'm sorry, do you have a link for source??

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

The latin name for bison is: Bison bison bison. Yes, I am a hoot at parties

9 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 2

I feel like this is applicable to some of these posts: v

9 years ago | Likes 930 Dislikes 4

Cause I was walking with Memphis!

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

That's another way of burning 1500 calories in 30 min

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Guy was saved from getting shot in the face by grenade. When he threw it, it took the shot

9 years ago | Likes 11 Dislikes 0

My god, that's hot.

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

"Grab 'em by the pony"... Classic

9 years ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 0

He is the dog equivalent of DID. Yet, neither of the personalities makes me want to pet it less :3

9 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

And a crisis it is indeed! Pet the doggo some more :3

9 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Well say hi back to Sully..... that cow

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

This is clearly an emergency that only a PET-scan can handle. After all, you are reading up on it.

9 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

On one hand I think it's unnecessary to use the confession bear for this. On the other I'm glad you got nothing more horrible to confess :)

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 2

The sudden look of wonder, when it bites the ear: "Its SOFT?! The hell are you made of, slave?"

9 years ago | Likes 516 Dislikes 3

Hey buddy, give me a call at 1-800-273-8255!

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

The houses we passed always seemed brighter than my future

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Neat

9 years ago | Likes 6 Dislikes 0

"One... here you go bitch, now turn around for me!"

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Did a complete 180 on yourself, did you now? Good for you!

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

"Mai bad"... well recovered

9 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0