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AnythingMuchShorter
I always think this about "shoot me down, but I won't fall, I am titanium" if you got shot down you fell.
FillsGapsWithRod
I've been looking for these for a while. Laughed my ass off, again.
ThemasterofZ
Also, doesn't horizontal lines refer to cocaine?
arbsbuhpuh
The earth doesn't revolve around the Sun, it revolves on its own axis and ORBITS the Sun.
Ringshadow
"But her name Sharon" makes me laugh every single time.
fusedmedic77
Yup, they are idiots...rich famous idiots...
thebanditking
Alot of rappers are dumb what can I tell ya, but people still buy and listen to them
TonyZed68
emanidiot*
zipsline4
Gurablashta
Nice! Wonder if you could apply this meme to metal
rudilee
But it's from 9gag..
ObsceneTentacularInsertions
'liked' but still a virgin
potatosaladwarrior
Nick Crompton: England is my City
giraffediver
Rule nombre uno, never let no one know, how much dough you hold, cuz you know, that cheddar breed jealousy
NeatGif
Isn't there a movie quote " I got two words for you: shut the fuck up" so maybe Kanye is still just on another plane of genius
NoahLiot
K. West: "...Like zebras, I call it jungle fever" ...but zebras don't live in the jungle.
TheStaleBread
Tell that to the writers of "The Lion Sleeps Tonight"
ricksnip
Putting her 'pussy on your sideburns' is just a reference to eating pussy. Like you're so deep in that pussy her lips are on your sideburns
irespondwithsimpsonsquotes
QuiGonChuck
Your wife new to the internet?
JiggleWigglepp
Has she seen JAR MAN?
ricksnip
Also he says *like* gravity. As in first family and gravity are both directional forces but they will lift that ass up instead of down
ricksnip
Also Sparta would eventually become part of Rome
Sauroctonus
Part of the Roman Empire.
ricksnip
Also nicki Minaj could be bisexual and not fully homosexual
SlingingInk
Oh really?? You don’t say
YourLocalSnitch
Anyone have a template?
hammersquirrel
YourLocalSnitch
Thanks bud
realistichorsegonadbehavior
That's the one thing that's always bothered me about "Two Words".
skunkbuttface
In the context of the song though, it makes sense. He lives by "Fuck you" and "pay me." The entire song strings together couplets like this.
MrBinns
So he lives by way more than two words. Its just a two word poem
nombre11
My username is relevant
OnePostCloserToAHappierLIfe
But it's nobre11...
DovahQuinn
Are you eleven from stranger things?
FieryFarts
Mine is not
candiedhotdogs
Jebu
BOOM SCHAKALAKA!!!!
SethGrave
Good old friendly neighbor hood rape man.
yelkcubnwahs
Rape man forever
doppelfisch
"It's ding-a-ling time."
Captainplanetmotherfucker
"I shouldn't have to leave you with a milky booty-hole, you should know better".
doppelfisch
"Thank you, Rapeman!"
TheRicemanCometh
He rapes but he saves.
doppelfisch
Heh heh, yeah.
CruelGroundhog
The 300 is about Roman numerals. CCC is 300 so if you keep it then you are keeping it "Calm, Cool, and Collected.".
lordstinkynuts
Retro fitted af
Clevinger44
Bit of a stretch that bud
WTBGold
lol sure it is
samsonguy920
And Fine is Freaked out, Insecure, Neurotic, and Emotional.
LadyYmir
You... you just made that up, didn't you?
morakdais
Half-Life 3 unconfirmed
candiedhotdogs
yelkcubnwahs
Don't know why your post is in the negs, I loved that redub
ObligatoryFate
It's still, I'm sure we can all agree, a horrible lyric.
Duros62
Oooooh. Rap code.
IWishIWereNotAllergicToCats
That is absolute BS I can't believe anyone would buy this lol
FrigginCornflakes
that sounds like a post-hoc justification to save face
MarkOfTheCovenant
If that's true I'm impressed.
ToastedVanilla
I doubt it.
SchwiftyGameOnPoint
Well, at least one of them makes sense. Fairly elaborate but, seem legit.
KevorkianScarf
A little TOO elaborate for Kanye...hmmmmm...
BronzeLeaguePro
See the credit list for "Power". There's like half a high school there.
ducttapeforum
He's got good writers
ilistentorapalot
While Kanye isn't a "spiritual lyrical miracle", he's also not a slouch, epically in his prime.
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BradoSanz
Numero is the Spanish word for number lol
IOvercookedmyeggsagain
"Never let no one..." means "always let some/every one..."
SephiRothIRA
Nah he just didn't know Spanish, hombre.
TigerViking
*nombre
LeavesThingsUnfinished
No, that was made up by fans adding meaning to it to justify it. Kanye just messed up, he's human. It's that simple. See Occam's razor.
mediocrejoker
+1
mizzamir
But he said he's a god... Which is it?
TheAdventuresofStealy
Keeping it 300 doesn't even make sense UNLESS he means CCC. Occam's razor is worse than useless for a medium that often relies on wordplay.
aidennelson
Keep it ???? is a popular phrase
Buckbeak1486
That's actually pretty intelligent for rap/hip-hop lyrics.
missbelled
I feel like we listen to different rappers
AREALLTHEGOODNAMESTAKEN
Listen to aesop rock. Rap can be so intelligent
MFDjace
This. And pretty much anyone on rhymesayers
GhostCulture
Something something main stream rappers mostly suck.
ilistentorapalot
Something something mumble rap?
SephiRothIRA
I seriously doubt it's this deep.
DirtRockets
No, it really is. This isn't like it's obscure -- a $100 bill is called a C-note, for example, and it's not like it's unknown in rap culture
DirtRockets
There's literally a rapper called C-note, and fuck, Prince released an album called C-note. They full well know CCC is Roman for 300.
ExNoctis
Is there ANY record of Kanye himself making this claim? Otherwise I'm still going with people adding the meaning themselves.
PurpleRhino
He does actually care about his music. He tries harder than most main stream rappers now at days.
hotbodhandsomeface247
How about at nights?
SephiRothIRA
Hmmmmmmm...I'm a pessimist. I'm also drunk. But this glass isn't half empty. It's straight up empty. Have a wonderful night, stranger!
SephiRothIRA
Wait wait, it's full again. I seriously doubt he was being that deep, bro.
PurpleRhino
It is his job to think of lyrics for a year or two before putting them on an album to be heard by millions. Not like releasing mixtapes
mediocrejoker
Caring and trying harder doesn't actually mean it's good.
PurpleRhino
I dunno if you listened to dark fantasy or yeesus but if you are a fan of rap those are actually two great albums.
ilistentorapalot
Or college drop out or graduation...but all these happened more than 5 years ago, so would anyone remember.