I am a dynamic figure, often seen scaling walls and crushing ice. I have been known to remodel train stations on my lunch breaks, making them more efficient in the area of heat retention. I translate ethnic slurs for Cuban refugees, I write award-winning operas, I manage time efficiently. Occasionally, I tread water for three days in a row. I woo women with my sensuous and godlike trombone playing. I can pilot bicycles up severe inclines with unflagging speed, and I cook 30-minute brownies in 20 minutes. I am an expert in stucco, a veteran in love, and an outlaw in Peru. Using only a hoe and a large glass of water, I once single-handedly defended a small village in the Amazon basin from a horde of ferocious army ants. I play bluegrass cello. I was scouted by the Mets. I am the subject of numerous documentaries. When I'm bored, I build large suspension bridges in my yard. I enjoy urban hang gliding. On Wednesdays, after school, I repair electrical appliances free of charge. I am more awesome than you.
Or so I can see that I will be in here for a few hours but I will see if it will be done before I go to bed and I’ll check it again and see
The one who made it a bit more than a few of them in the box and the last one day it is a little more than a few minutes later than it looks
The crew of the center of a hat and I have to go to the run of the day to see if I can find a way that I will see it in a while or so
Yeah I think I just need some more help with my phone and then turned around for a few weeks and it was a little bit ago I just got
The ol’ New York reload
out I was scheduled to close. 9PM sharp came, I dropped what I was doing and walked out of the store without even clocking out. (2/2)
Best Buy. Worked there for two years. Was passed over for a Supervisor position for a new girl the GM was openly fucking. Day I found 1/2
This video appears to have been removed. Mirror?
And by that comment, I can tell you (or at least your Dad) is from Canton! My Mother used to babysit him when he was a kid. Crazy world.
virgin
Never change, Ohio.
Dude home girl hopped out and ran away like a spooked NPC in GTA5
This man looks like an adult sized baby
Ran into this with my own parents. Refused because they make their own bad decisions. Curiously, they came up with the money.
Nope. Sadly, this video was taken in my home city. Canton, OH.
It’s a shame it was tickets to the PEDTwins
it wouldn’t quit and kept chasing us no matter how much we tried to get away.
get it to fuck off. Well, I connected to hard with its head and it just flopped down, flapped around and stopped moving. I get bad but (2/?)
Same. Goose kept coming at us, I kept shooing it. It lowered its head and ran at us again and I kicked, intending to just boop it and (1/?)
Laws yes!
Sshhhhh! You’ll ruin the secret!
My amazing girlfriends goal is to become a professional service dog trainer, specifically for autism and PTSD
To be fair, the books read like a fever dream. This is one case where the movie was way better than the books.
thanks I hate it
We need a source image STAT
I was hoping someone else would notice this. I can appreciate the commitment but man, they are way off on the focal length.