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Jun 16, 2020 7:27 AM

luucckkee

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Read Trainspotting. Some of the PoV characters are written phonetically, and there's a glossary of terms as well. It's great.

5 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 1

Pure shite. We spik richt fine, yous aw act as if ye canna unnerstaun us but ye dae, an yer jus makkin a muckle oot o a molehill.

5 years ago | Likes 9 Dislikes 1

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I like that calling Americans "simplified" is kinda taken for granted *sips tea britishly despite not being one*

5 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 1

American here. Belfast had the most incomprehensible accent of all the places I've visited.

5 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

5 years ago | Likes 37 Dislikes 0

Only incomprehensible to Americans. Source: Mum's an American immigrant to the UK; we have to translate for her anywhere North of B'ham....

5 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

I don't know why, maybe it's from watching so much BBC, but many of the UK accents are understandable.

5 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

https://www.bbc.com/culture/article/20180207-how-americans-preserved-british-english

5 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

Great article! The tangiers link is also really neat.

5 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 2

Hey! I’m from Inverness and we are known to speak the closest to true, uninflected English as is possible.

5 years ago | Likes 11 Dislikes 0

I’d rather call it (Advanced)

5 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

Can confirm. Expect some dialects to bounce every R and swallow every T :v

5 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Example

5 years ago | Likes 6 Dislikes 0

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I'd rather slip into something more comfortable. Like a fuckin' coma!

5 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Australian flag: English bastardised

5 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

?? ? English (polite)

5 years ago | Likes 24 Dislikes 0

Except Newfoundland, that's English (incomprehensible 2)

5 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

Hows she cuttin?

5 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Laughs in cymraeg

5 years ago | Likes 6 Dislikes 0

??English (imcomprehesibly accented)

5 years ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 0

And I make no apologies for it ???????? ???

5 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

Edinburgh or Glasgow

5 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Glasgow, Edinburghers all talk like English poofs

5 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 1

5 years ago | Likes 45 Dislikes 0

Everybody and their mums is packing 'round here

5 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

v

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5 years ago | Likes 18 Dislikes 0

I'm not ashamed to say I'd watch this whole movie through short video comments.

5 years ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 0

God, what a great movie. I gotta rewatch it.

5 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

Is that Walder Frey?

5 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

This is due to the acclimatisation to accents that tv brings and the lack of far end scottish slang in said tv. There are 4 shows that 1/2

5 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

2/2 have something close but not full slang. Still game, chewing the fat, limmys show, bournistoun. If you want to get better

5 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Wa'ah. Pure wa'ah.

5 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

And Glasgow is the epicenter of this language

5 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 1

English (Webdings)

5 years ago | Likes 238 Dislikes 3

that's newfoundland english.

5 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

The language setting we truly need

5 years ago | Likes 15 Dislikes 0

ah welsh, and/or gaelic.

5 years ago | Likes 14 Dislikes 1

Naw, wingdings would parts of norfolk/summerset.. ;) Thinking Mr Webley from hot fuzz ;)

5 years ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 0

Well, you know what they say about Norfolk. Too many people, not enough surnames.

5 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

NFN... Normal For Norfolk.

5 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

English (Phlegm) - Welsh.

5 years ago | Likes 7 Dislikes 3

Not English >:(

5 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

I know. Shame its not more widely used other than road signs and the odd area. Its an interesting sounding language that I hope doesnt die.

5 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Speaker numbers are gradually going up, especially among young people. I can't speak it myself but I have a lot of friends who do

5 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

That's awesome to hear. I know at one point numbers got frightening low. Would hate for part of the Isles history to die out.

5 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

5 years ago | Likes 671 Dislikes 3

commenting just to save this for later

5 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

The best

5 years ago | Likes 7 Dislikes 0

what language is this?!

5 years ago | Likes 10 Dislikes 1

Poor people

5 years ago | Likes 11 Dislikes 25

v

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Feel so sorry for these kids wae a ma lek tha

5 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

THIS GUS THANG!

5 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

High-larious!!

5 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Yes. This.

5 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

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Mom puts a plural on "you". Sounds like an Appalachian.

5 years ago | Likes 33 Dislikes 1

Or a bogan

5 years ago | Likes 7 Dislikes 0

Well most Appalachian folks trace their heritage to Scot-Irish, so that's reasonable

5 years ago | Likes 20 Dislikes 0

*As, not to

5 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 2

Translate?

5 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

So good to have grown up before the internet.

5 years ago | Likes 240 Dislikes 0

I love internet, online video games... but I agree

5 years ago | Likes 6 Dislikes 0

DGAF parents keeping it real since forever.

5 years ago | Likes 23 Dislikes 0

Sounds like one of those Blackpool grime send videos. Call up Sophie aspen to teach em to flush

5 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

I got stuck in a gta v lobby with that girls nemesis few years ago. Forget the little squirts name

5 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Lil t I think haha

5 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=KCo9GA3VTfA SHE ADMITTED IT

5 years ago | Likes 13 Dislikes 1

An aye lecked et

5 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Plot twist v

5 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

I fucking knew it! Like that damn chihuahua in Next Friday. Did you see the size of that turd? Bigger than him.

5 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

Good find! Finally we can put that ancient mystery to rest. We were losing sleep over it!

5 years ago | Likes 10 Dislikes 0

It's the "why" that'll keep you up at night now

5 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

Well she said, 5000 views.

5 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Exactly

5 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Disgustang

5 years ago | Likes 176 Dislikes 0

That is the only word I understood.

5 years ago | Likes 11 Dislikes 0

5 years ago | Likes 30 Dislikes 0

Expected Roadkill. Did not get Roadkill.

5 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

Like zissss?

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Moooom ees joos mah booooo

5 years ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 0

5 years ago | Likes 106 Dislikes 1

As someone who has done some animation, this animation is real nice.

5 years ago | Likes 16 Dislikes 0

"We don't understand her either. (She's from the other studio.)"

5 years ago | Likes 16 Dislikes 0

Belle seems distressed by Merida's wee accent.

5 years ago | Likes 52 Dislikes 0

Belle always was a book nerd and spoke "book English".

5 years ago | Likes 14 Dislikes 0

She is French, she barely understands NORMAL English.

5 years ago | Likes 43 Dislikes 0

You bastard! You got me word for word!

5 years ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 0

Quoi?

5 years ago | Likes 0 Dislikes 0

I never got why people like her, she ignores her responsibilities, makes a poorly throughout deal with a witch and nearly drives her mother

5 years ago | Likes 20 Dislikes 5

It's called being fun and metal as fk. If you aren't making deals with the devil and shit then why even bother living?

5 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 1

So... The same as most Disney Princesses then?

5 years ago | Likes 12 Dislikes 0

Insane, while almost starting a war

5 years ago | Likes 13 Dislikes 3

So, impulsive and self-centered; sounds about right for a teenage girl to me

5 years ago | Likes 6 Dislikes 0

Good characters are supposed to have flaws, and improve themselves over the course of a story. Not saying I liked Brave, but I get it.

5 years ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 0

What about Australia?

5 years ago | Likes 88 Dislikes 1

5 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

English (bastardized)

5 years ago | Likes 7 Dislikes 1

English but we removed all the "r"s and put them in the word FAAAAARRRRRK

5 years ago | Likes 8 Dislikes 1

fuck oath, cunt

5 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

English (convict)

5 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

It's pretty bloody clear mate

5 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

We speak Engl-ish. Sort of English.

5 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 1

English (venomous)

5 years ago | Likes 32 Dislikes 0

ENGLISH, CUNT

5 years ago | Likes 21 Dislikes 0

ɥsıʃƃuƎ

5 years ago | Likes 190 Dislikes 1

Well played.

5 years ago | Likes 13 Dislikes 0

Watboutstrayahuh

5 years ago | Likes 24 Dislikes 0

Look, mate...

5 years ago | Likes 6 Dislikes 0

English (drunk)

5 years ago | Likes 69 Dislikes 1

The best one

5 years ago | Likes 8 Dislikes 0

I enjoy the different variety of English accents, although I understand a very select few, not being a native speaker.

5 years ago | Likes 6 Dislikes 0

As an American, I always thought Australian was just British English spoken with a Deep South accent after drinking a keg of beer.

5 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 1

English (for cunts)

5 years ago | Likes 33 Dislikes 0

By cunts

5 years ago | Likes 6 Dislikes 0

What do you mean?

5 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

Australian English being also incomprehensible to some people

5 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

You mean the language they are speaking is actually English?

5 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Are you being sarcastic?

5 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Thank you for considering that I could be that stupid

5 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0