JavaBeanJohnny

4306 pts ยท September 6, 2015


i like this name. F A R T

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Everything about this is hilarious

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Oh god why

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Interstellar

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This is the right amount of truth and wtf

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Dont need a way to talk to friends when you dont have any

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How do you ride a dragon thats not taller than you? This is wrong

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Too much

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Oof ouch owie my bones

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What's even weirder it's usually described to be in law. Not by blood

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It's like a pirate made love with an angel and had a baby

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Thank you

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Also orcs cant cheat death in the first one

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No it's a recording of your mom

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When you think it's ending it just intensifies

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I could see it working, makes me think of the hell scenes from Constantine. Though the lack of actual definition and color may wear it out

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Trying to steal a cookie from the cookie jar

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Oh were playing fantasy? K I'll be a necromancer with unlimited enrgy, just waltz into Germany and raise my army of Nazi zombies

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I think people also expect it to be limited somewhat to physical laws. Your average superhero leans toward a scientific explanation.

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now I'm lying on the cold hard ground OOOOOH

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