sehnaoui
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Had never seen this, hope not a repost, apologize if it is.
Apr 1, 2018 2:41 PM
sehnaoui
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6811
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Had never seen this, hope not a repost, apologize if it is.
drakes4thcousin
You know what would be even cooler? .... if he wore some gloves
jabkook
Gotta ask...where the fuck has his elbow been. Probably leaning on a bar that's been wiped a million times and had never been washed
CuntingtonFuckley
Dictionary definition of pretentious
GutsTheStruggler
I'm still angry that "Salt Bae" caught on; Sprankle Chef was CLEARLY the superior choice. Maybe I'm just salty...
bogus1983
That does not look like a person I'd trust with a knife that close to my face.
ChefHannibal
his vneck is lower than his sleeves
Mrdaihatsu
He needs a chefs hat just for the chest hair.
Mechles
Could you not finger fuck my food then have salt drop down your forearm into my food?
GauchoGordo
MyFavoritesDoNotDescribeMe
Just give me my God Damned steak
Carefuler
Get your fucking hands off of my meat.
VAham
On a somewhat related note, Beck’s beer pairs well with an Easter ham.
IDONTKNOWWHATWEREYELLINGABOUTLOUDNOISES
I figured RDJ would've opened a Shawarma restaurant.
Hobbitwan
With all due respect, I find this man an idiot...
apeshit
Think of the salt peeling his fingers gets... all down your food...
may825
Apparently that steak right there costs $275
Jomini001
Wearing a hat at the table? Low class.
CantStopTheNipple
He's got "idgaf" money
Jomini001
Yeah, but still low class. Lots of rich people have no class. Look at the music industry.
derrickmurphy462
I hate this guy passionately. What an asshole. How someone can exaggerate a lack of cooking so profoundly is incredibly... absolute bell end
DangerMous
Dude is a creepy motherfucker.
timecookie
I'd hate someone brought a knife toward my face.
udontalwayshavetobenicetobeliked
It’s uncomfortable how his shirt opened more and more.
NIMMNOM
This guy annoys me so flocking much I could eat something angrily
squeakingpips
Can't Beckham feed himself? Good thing he doesn't say anything because his voice is so high only bats can hear him.
mandalorianwarrior
Ohhh for fucks sake...this is golden!!!
SingingMeAndCthulioDownByRlyehFhtagn
That's how he echolocates his balls
TheGunsmoke
That only works if they're big enough for the sound waves to bounce off.
WolnyLogin
#distrurbingvisualisations
Charcharm
I have a problem with people touching my cooked meat. Wear some goddamn gloves, bro.
Carefuler
Thisthisthisthisthisthisthisthisthis.
Racealistic
Momma didn't wear gloves bro.
Charcharm
Didn't have a problem with it when I was a kid. Now I do. Even if momma does it.
dunekuh
i feel like its super unsanitary how the salt travels through his arm hairs
MarkSandmanIsReligion
so fucking what ? you know your dad and granddad were in the army and were lying on a grass, eating barehand and etc. and yet they are fine
jyppi
That is how it gets the extra flavor that can't be copied.
xbxoxy
Or that he keeps touching the food with His bare hands
beastthatshines
I just don't get this. The dude clearly makes his living serving food, I'm sure he's clean. You ever cook for someone? Did you use gloves?
RhondaMoore2000
It’s salt...
ZombieLoveX
arm salt
dunekuh
the hair Rhonda. the hair
MarkSandmanIsReligion
people like you disgust me way more than someone touching SALT or the salt touching a part of his forearm ... coward!
EMTMarv
So many angry people in this thread, and very few have even ate there...
AllHailMegtaron
I don't eat at restaurants where they cut my steak in small slices, because I hate cold meat.
LiterallyNothingAvailable
Eaten*
badgersbadgerswedontneednostinkinbadgers
This is exactly the kind of person I do NOT want handling my food.
MrGoober91
1) wear gloves you fiend I don’t want your palms on my food 2) modify your salt sprinkling thing. I don’t want essence du elbow on my salt
DonaldTrumpsFlaccidHairpiece
I think I read somewhere that health dept. peeps actually told him he had to start wearing gloves.
MrGoober91
It honestly wouldn’t surprise me if this were true.
RudolftheRedNosedDuck
Your username made me laugh +1 man. That was unexpected
DonaldTrumpsFlaccidHairpiece
ClickityDoucheBabaGanoosh
That guy irritates the fuck outta me and I don’t know why. Maybe I need to get drunk. Let’s try that....
ptenopus
Maybe you're just...................................................salty
MrDeadsr
He does moves, acts as if it's special when it isn't
Sm3xym3xican
It's because he won't let the meme die
SearchingForUnderstanding
I never realized before the salt rolled off his forearm... gross. Some of it even gets stuck in his arm hair...Vomit.
Carefuler
and his hand were all over the steak as well. I wouldn't be able to eat it if I had to watch that.
MarkWatneysVicodinPotato
Because people decided to use "bae" in referring to him is my reason.
scoobydoobydo
Cheers, mate
TheAccursedHamster
For me at least, its because he just looks so goddamn douchey.
sirsaintsalot
You can't drunk if no try
thedetailer13350
Exactly
chocoooouuuuh
I second that!
Caniac
What is the Rhône?
squidbastard
cuz its every guy you knew in college who wanted to be johnny depp so much they'd blow him, turned into a meme
PJVeddersGirl
Yup me three. He's a douche nozzle
rvleshrac
Because he makes mediocre food, but is famous for the way he throws some salt on it at entirely the wrong time, perhaps?
MedMonkey
I've been saying this since day one.
StonesOnTheHill
Because show cooking works best before food comes to the table, preferably while the food's still being prepared. (1/2)
StonesOnTheHill
When the food is at the table, people wanna eat, so you have time for a quick flourish, not that elaborate stuff, or they get frustrated(2/2
Lolsauro
Yeah, I had to unfollow him on Instagram. Tries too hard to act like Don Vito Corleone.
BNabs
It's cos he looks like a dick
LeadByBadExample
To me it's because he's just a gimmick who was made famous because of this and will quickly fade again because of this. Looks are irrelevant
MissInformation22
lmao I thought it was funny & yeah you should, might be more entertaining :)
SingingMeAndCthulioDownByRlyehFhtagn
30 Helen's agree…
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ElroyJetsonEsq
ClickityDoucheBabaGanoosh
Always upvote Kids in the Hall. ....and then I crush you!....
Carefuler
Maybe because he's handling your steak before you eat it? Might as well lick his fingers.
MrKazekage
Maybe because he's sprinkling salt on his hairy arm to waterfall his jungle onto your food
alplooming
Maybe you should just take it with a pinch of salt.
pdxenburg
Because he just touched every piece of food with three different parts of his body?
SeriouslyWhosDownvotingThis
Totally man. As a chef, this method is absolutely wrong. As a general person who lives on this planet, he irritates the fuck outta me
werockyoursocksoff
Update us
ClickityDoucheBabaGanoosh
Nope still find him irritating as fuck. Though he succeeded in making me hungry. Maybe if I get stoned I’ll like him. Let’s try that....
ThatsMySecretCapImAlwaysHorny
I await the next update
mechanicalchaos
I've have never got it from the beginning. He looks full of himself and his salting technique is atrocious. Glad I can confess now.
thepandasbum
Ty for mentioning that salt b.s. Seriously dude. Get a grinder and hold it high. You'll cover the meat evenly and use less salt.
mechanicalchaos
Even worse it drips down his goddamn forearm. You guys want your food seasoned by whatever his arm hairs are holding? Then there you go.
thepandasbum
No way I'm saying you're wrong but honestly I'm more worried about what's under the fingernails. Try to grab a pinch of salt. Try it.
mrgustaveh
It’s bc he’s trying too hard
Cabazoro
Think Benihana
Sawdustbunny
How so?
mrgustaveh
It’s like when someone tells a joke and gets a laugh, then proceeds to tell the same joke every time you see them
Sawdustbunny
Okay I get that. Kind of unavoidable when theres clearly an audience (ppl asking for him at restaurant, ppl filming, making it to FP, etc)
Sawdustbunny
People tend to like this stuff I guess. I dont care for it, just wanted to see what about it got so many people miffed
GonadTheBeerBellyan
It's a good thing he wasn't trying to feed Ryan Gosling
genewildersghost
Yeah absolute liability at cb
Srslythoguys
EdumamacationUSay
Gato1980
Tynford
Usernamedies
Best.comment.ever. for real though thank you.I had forgotten all about this gif and am happy I found it again.
whoelsebutmebtches
samsneed
Zixtank
Too soon.
mackydoodledandy
SubZole
Nah its good, its not cereal.
ReplyingToTopCommentsIsHowIGetPeopleToReadMyComments
Since when did Robert Downy Johnny Depp become a chef?
Supaenmi
imguriaaaan
Thats it! But he's so much longer!
KonaDarbles
idontknowwhybutihaveahugefetishforredheads
I was like: wtf there were a load of people in there a second ago... Ah, there they are
HermausMora
Due to his inferior intellect my bird doesn’t get this, explain
Rebockymeow
It's very difficult to feed Ryan Gosling.
megodk
But that's only regarding cereal
Billy2sweet
That went on so much longer than I thought.
SearchingForUnderstanding
I’ve never seen this! It’s amazing. This is why I Imgur.
stillers2000
When the fellow who made this video died, Ryan gosling ate bowl of cereal in his honor
KentuckyFriedChildren
Sauce?
scnottaken
https://youtu.be/FkpCP9R1Jjc
HermausMora
This is gold
baconsmellsreallygood
Sadly guy who made this video died of cancer recently. Gosling made a video of him eating cereal in his honor https://youtu.be/jIu8Gu1ePHs
samsneed
Hushkababa
Sad, didn't know this backstory: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=V2XpsaLqXc8
KentuckyFriedChildren
TommyCreo