JasonThorn

83281 pts ยท February 19, 2013


In every species, there is always the chance one goes rogue. People in wetsuits look like seals. Sharks too old/slow go for easier prey.

2 weeks ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Timothy McVeigh, Terry Nichols, Charles Whitman, Dzhokhar Anzorovich and Tamerlan Tsarnaev, and Ted Kaczynski would like a word?

2 weeks ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

The years start coming, and they don't stop coming...

2 weeks ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

She did say the plan was to get ahead of Rene, then break his concentration...

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Sounds like a lot of jargon.

2 weeks ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

I'm suddenly reminded of a scene from the novel VAMPIRE JUNCTION. It doesn't end well for the guy.

2 weeks ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Notice how many of them require effort on your part and the willingness to be uncomfortable...

2 weeks ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

For a minute there, the lighting on the body made me think of Lae'zel...

2 weeks ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

#13 Mads Mikkelsen (hope I spelled that right) seems to be 70% Chill and 30% Rizz.

2 weeks ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Well, after Hamas and Hezbollah did it for decades, Iran finally got their hand in...

2 weeks ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

"Alexa , play 'Do the Evolution' by Pearl Jam?"

2 weeks ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

Same, as long as I have a stake in it...

2 weeks ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

(sighs) Okay, let's rescue her from the mimic. How many times has this happened? (checks) ...734? Get her staff and the claymore.

2 weeks ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

#13 Also PREY (2017)...

2 weeks ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

...WHAT. And I'd like to add, T ACTUAL F?

3 weeks ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Screw that, it looks like enough to make another DOG.

3 weeks ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Well...now I know what to do if I ever want to get fired. And lose any claim to unemployment in Arizona...and get evicted...gee, can't WAIT to try it!

3 weeks ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 1

Yeah, hasn't Iran been on the verge of having a nuclear weapon...for 25 YEARS?

3 weeks ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Wasn't there a joke about a guy with a whistle that keeps tigers away?

3 weeks ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Because there are only so many freeway overpasses as viable real estate?

3 weeks ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 1

This, VAMP, and A VIEW TO A KILL. Grace Jones was a powerhouse.

3 weeks ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

She still drives me crazy...like no one else.

3 weeks ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

They almost convinced me until the interviewer asked me the same question four times.

I kept going because EMPLOYMENT!

3 weeks ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

The precedent of "Octopussy" has clearly been established.

3 weeks ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

Rebuttal: Cobra Assault Cannon. State-of-the-art bang-bang.

4 weeks ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

"Fire Me, Boy!"

1 month ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

*slams mug down* BEAN ME!!

1 month ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Wow...we have Firebenders, apparently.

1 month ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

ICE: "So...you're admitting to being a SYMPATHIZER...?"

1 month ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

I'd throw her a rope. I'm serious, I'd even throw her all of the rope...and both ends.

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