Jake5713

1044 pts ยท November 30, 2014


How am I not dead yet?! Suck it universe!

#10 John Carpenter's The Thing is a pretty solid example imo.

4 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

DUDE. Same thing happened to me in New Orleans a few days ago. Shit suuuuucks.

7 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

I. Never. Knew. They. Were. Once. Living. Creatures. .. I. Always. Just. Thought. They. Were. Weird. Shells. /. Rocks.

7 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 1

HK's gonna help me fill. Those. POCKETS.

8 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

So...American Ghost In The Shell...?

8 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

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8 years ago | Likes 14 Dislikes 0

Context?

8 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 1

Since Puerto Rico is a US territory, all of its citizens are American citizens. I know there's a state 7 year residency law.

8 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

DUDE. Fucking how!? I've been stuck at 350 for 5 years. How does everyone do it?! I've been trying everything and I'm too impatient. hlp pls

8 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Well, I can't imagine a rabbit's hole being that deep but hey, at least it's soft?

8 years ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 0

Okay, serious nerd question for centuries to come: since both require magic to forge, can Valyrian steel sword puncture Mithril armor?

8 years ago | Likes 6 Dislikes 0

I assume the Tower of Joy is somewhere in Dorne right? Cuz I don't see it anywhere.

8 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

*Kusarigama

8 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

You weren't there! You don't know!!

8 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

So, with the wording...I thought the person was dumping sex toys...

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Never considered a jet would have rear view mirrors. Neat. +1

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Just 3? Amateur...

9 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

You can't prove that... x3

9 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

Step 1: buy super glue, a roomba, a toaster, some extension cords, and those mini eggo freezer pancakes. Step 2: "Ikea". Step 3: happy kid

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

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I can just imagine you going to a fancy event or wedding and just filling the pockets with cocktail shrimp and cake.

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0