Jae005

20357 pts · January 19, 2011


i am a meat popsicle. That is all.

That is the cutest thing!!! the voice!! my Heart!!

1 month ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

which was the fashion at the time

6 months ago | Likes 7 Dislikes 0

and change your attitude! <3

7 months ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

so glad i could help! :)

7 months ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 0

The Bermuda Depths, a 1978 made-for-TV fantasy/horror film?

7 months ago | Likes 12 Dislikes 0

It is a crime your comment is so low in the votes. Fantastic work! <3

7 months ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

my little brother loved this game, but was too young to know the answers to those questions, so he would come ask me and say he "need my help with his homework." my mom thought it was super cute and wholesome, little did she know. >_<

7 months ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

About a week into dating a guy, I went to pick him up at work at Walmart, and he was waiting for me at the front entrance holding a pigeon. Asked him what was up with the bird, and he said it just walked up to him so he picked it up. I asked if it was hurt, and he took a look and said, "Don't think so…" I asked him if he could set it back down. So he did and the bird flew off. I should have ended our dating there, but I didn't know that was a red flag at the time. O_O

8 months ago | Likes 8 Dislikes 0

maaan, that Uncle be unclin!

8 months ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

no no, that's cannon, but we don't talk about it, out of respect, you know?

8 months ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

Garothy!

8 months ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

i will be telling my nonexistent children that this was TERMINATOR 1

8 months ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

Oh, no, easy mistake to make, those are the MONKEES, you're probably thinking of these guys >

8 months ago | Likes 6 Dislikes 0

same. everyone in the room is getting slaps

11 months ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

>> Fake apple and she didnt want me to give a gross onion to my dad. I then asked if she had a "Real" caramel apple to replace it and she told me that she had NOT made a real one for me. She was a complete bitch and I was right to not like her from the get go.

11 months ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Had a coworker make caramel apples for our team at work, but she made 4 that were onions. She gave one to me and I thanked her for it, setting it aside and telling her that my dad loves caramel apples, and I was going to share this one with him.
I knew something was funky with that "apple" tho, cause there was glitter amongst the sprinkles and nuts. A few hours later she asked me to return that apple cause it was the "wrong one". By the end of the day, she confessed that she had given me a >>

11 months ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

#7 Beautiful Plummage

1 year ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

live your dream, baby.
i add shredded cheddar to mine

1 year ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

I lived in Tampa for most of my life and it's lovely down here. Perfect weather, beautiful beaches and the sky is the bluest blue ever. Coming from Chicago where it's mostly grey and cold. But yea, it's been steadily getting worse and the people are too.

1 year ago | Likes 6 Dislikes 0

hello, its me o/

1 year ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

I apologize if I hit the curb or a bump too hard, and thank it for getting me home safe when we've had a doozy of a day driving in Florida.

1 year ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Oh, I always say, "Fine, I hope you're happy down there." before circling back to pick it up.

1 year ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Couldn't be me. Sat for 5 hours waiting for a 4pm appointment. Wishing I could have a nap. Agony

1 year ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

F

1 year ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

Same, learned this from being in mosh pits. Make a little room for your chest to breathe and to keep steady during the crowd pushing to the front.

1 year ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

E estou andando e cagando

1 year ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

#17 "i can't feel my face when im with you..." Me at the Dentist

1 year ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

yoinking THIS for later. thank you :)

1 year ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 0