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Apr 8, 2025 10:52 PM
thisisyourbrainspeaking
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Shickzilla
#7
ILikeiIt
#3 Not true. My great grandfather fished for crappie with one hand. He lost his arm getting hit by a Lorh Distributing truck. He string up eight poles on land and take em all on the boat. Once one line tangled, he'd move to the next pole.
ThrowAwayAcct0000
#1 which is why I haven't called my mother in a couple weeks. I got enough bad shit going on. I don't need to hear her either brush it off as nothing or act like I somehow deserved it.
Animus0Seven
I bite into a peanut butter cup and bologna hits the tongue... that's hands on sight.
Fawin
#7
Fendeezy
#7 I mean, chocolate covered bacon is a thing. Let's try it before we judge it.
MrRauchPotato
#4 https://media3.giphy.com/media/fd1TSJqq3b4GI/200w.webp?cid=a57373e5bxfi6hm3vtujts37lst51tp1xigahrglelzjemky&ep=v1_gifs_search&rid=200w.webp&ct=g
ByThePowerOfSCIENCE
CyberHexx
Sprinkle with walnuts and wrap in Ferrero Rocher wrappers.
beachbum273
#7 If I bite into some chocolate and get a mouthful of bologna someone is gettin' they ass beat
Jae005
same. everyone in the room is getting slaps
ByThePowerOfSCIENCE
CyberHexx
I've done this before. It was hilarious. Helps to use a paring knife to carve the onions into a more applely shape first.
MaleProstateMilker88
Some people eat onions like apples so I'm sure they'd only love this.
ByThePowerOfSCIENCE
Those you give candied apples.
10spen
This is my kind of fun.
I put plain M&Ms, Reeces Pieces, and Skittles into a candy jar at work. I placed the jar in an open space where there was usually food. It was fun hearing the stories trickle in from other groups in IT. I listened and sympathized with them but laughed on the inside.
You get what you deserve you.
ByThePowerOfSCIENCE
that's mild enough to preempt any trouble yet annoying
I wouldn't fall for the Skittles though - they're thicker and heavier
10spen
You’re absolutely correct.
My target audience was the entitled IT staff that eats anything that is free. They rarely look at what it is, just shove it in their mouth.
Jae005
Had a coworker make caramel apples for our team at work, but she made 4 that were onions. She gave one to me and I thanked her for it, setting it aside and telling her that my dad loves caramel apples, and I was going to share this one with him.
I knew something was funky with that "apple" tho, cause there was glitter amongst the sprinkles and nuts. A few hours later she asked me to return that apple cause it was the "wrong one". By the end of the day, she confessed that she had given me a >>
Jae005
>> Fake apple and she didnt want me to give a gross onion to my dad. I then asked if she had a "Real" caramel apple to replace it and she told me that she had NOT made a real one for me. She was a complete bitch and I was right to not like her from the get go.
ByThePowerOfSCIENCE
if I pulled something like that I'd make two especially nice apples for each victim, as an apology