Jacsox

634 pts · September 17, 2016


The only reason I finally made an account is because of an overwhelming need for more people to see how cute my cats are.

Sometimes the best you can do is look at yourself and say, I’m not ok, and that’s ok, I’m allowed to not be ok.

5 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

This is the way

5 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 1

12 is good. 13 is better. Vegetarian meals have the best snacks and you can almost convince yourself the cheese tortellini is good.

6 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Aggressively medium

6 years ago | Likes 22 Dislikes 0

I'm betting HGH. Smooths out skin and his ears and jaw have grown the way they tend to on HGH.

7 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Well for one, they don't have our regulations capping how much power they can broadcast at. Cell service is pretty good in some odd places.

7 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

You can't just spread stuff like that around, now we're going to have horny teenagers ripping open cats assholes.

7 years ago | Likes 27 Dislikes 0

Nice

7 years ago | Likes 7 Dislikes 0

Fuck yeah.

7 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

8 years ago | Likes 15 Dislikes 0

Nothing new. Dahmer figured out how to seperate minds from bodies years ago.

8 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 2

What works for me is walking fast and forcing prolonged eye contact whenever possible until the other person breaks. I call it murder eyes.

8 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

I didn't know that I thought this but you're right. I had a lot of fun playing it but always avoided the assault rifles.

8 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

I can try but she's an atheist and doesn't really seem to fall for my attempted witchcraft.

8 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Well that just seemed racist to assume.

8 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

I'm actually really curious, what about the weapons did you dislike?

8 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 1

This is some A+ trolling work right here.

8 years ago | Likes 11 Dislikes 3

If you use your left girlfriend it feels like a stranger.

8 years ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 0

Yelling yahtzee! After a good penis shake really amplifies the experience.

8 years ago | Likes 11 Dislikes 0

I don't know about normal, but I can't make it more than a couple minutes before my chest gets tight and I feel really frustrated.

8 years ago | Likes 45 Dislikes 0

I went to one of these! It was a lot of fun. Not quite the same though, they had women instead of kittens.

8 years ago | Likes 9 Dislikes 0

I did, except he was in his late 20's and somehow more rapey.

8 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

Except for the ROTC kids who thought "yeah, that makes perfect sense, I'm basically in DEVGRU already"

8 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Exactly, how is bragging about fake medals and trying to get a military discount going to deal with the issue?

8 years ago | Likes 29 Dislikes 2

She's identifies as a girl but prefers to be called handsome. Thanks for your consideration.

8 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Yeah you're right, that was a fun story.

9 years ago | Likes 82 Dislikes 2

I'm on an airplane and a little drunk right now. Sorry for the typos on this one, I'm really disappointed in myself.

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Not on that flight. I was diving down in LA Jolla cove and had a couple 9ft hammerheads show up.

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0