JacksonsDaddy

86206 pts ยท January 22, 2013


Good morning, imgur.

Simple.
If you're gonna talk about a new branch of Christianity, go with a "Red Letter Church "
If it didn't come outta JC's mouth, don't preach it.
Paul? The Epistles? Romans? Skip it all. Xtians just use that to be more racist and homophobic and exclusionary.
Bible verses are only when JC speaks with a couple of verses before and after, for context only.
The Man said he came to establish a New Covenant. So let's start one
Oh, and preach almost exclusively from Matthew.

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Not to be confused with Raymond Burr, who played the original Perry Mason

5 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

Nah, its cool. I have lots of friends. You just don't know them. They're from... another state.

6 years ago | Likes 6 Dislikes 0

It can be if she's not intrinsic to them winning

6 years ago | Likes 8 Dislikes 1

No think you, Delta P is a bitch

6 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Bold of you to assume I have friends

6 years ago | Likes 20 Dislikes 0

You just KNOW people are gonna make dick jokes, don't you? DON'T YOU?

7 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Los Lobos*. The wolves.

7 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

I never seed my torrents

7 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

Merry Christmas and Happy New year to you, Joe. No debt. Family shares good food.

7 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Hey, OP isn't all that... well... yeah, OP is pretty damned handsome.

7 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

You'd do good to spend half a minute in Aubrey Plaza.

7 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

Maybe yours. Mine looks like a naked mole rat

7 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

She's not very big anywhere in the world, really lol. She was also in an american movie. But I forgot the name of it

7 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

They're a few months apart. Get off your high horse.

7 years ago | Likes 7 Dislikes 0

In medieval times, everyone was covered in fleas

7 years ago | Likes 7 Dislikes 0

She's "Me" in Doctor Who

7 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Guarantee you, whoever it is, they negotiated for both of them. I've seen this before.

7 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Don't let your dreams stay dreams

7 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 1

Sigh. Not yet

7 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Looks like its based on Michael Keaton's Batman, and Keaton has a tiny head

7 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

And her amazing hair

7 years ago | Likes 6 Dislikes 1

But Freddie Mercury never work for Disney

7 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

What is that in freedom units?

7 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

Don't worry, Dan Castelanetta will come on doing the Voice of Homer Simpson, saying "WE'RE BACK BABY", three times

7 years ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 0

Can you spell that phonetically for me?

7 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Yeah, she sure had high morals for a chick who was fucking Charlie Sheen

7 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

I ain't even mad. That's fucking glorious

7 years ago | Likes 6 Dislikes 1

Rule number one of outdoor leisure sports: ya gotta Wear funny clothes. See also: golf

7 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

Sure there were plenty of tears. You're both right

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