When bees get an MBA

Jul 29, 2019 1:06 PM

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Frantic Bees: Where does it keep going??!

6 years ago | Likes 14 Dislikes 0

This is when bees get an engineering degree. Bees with MBAs work for their dad's car dealership a year before running for city council

6 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Much more fun using an extractor.

6 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Master of BEEsness Administration!!

6 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

M.Bee.A

6 years ago | Likes 73 Dislikes 0

The most amazing thing about this is that there are open jars of honey without a single bug in it. What about ants, flies and the bees??

6 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Putting bees in plastic hives is a bad idea- they're sensitive to chemicals. Source - apiarist.

6 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Yeah let the fucking baby get Botulism and then die.

6 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

6 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

So the hive has an outhouse.

6 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Imagine getting one of these and Hornets move in

6 years ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 2

Mmmm.. get that Spicy Hornet Honey

6 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

I'd tap that

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6 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

?1

6 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Bees: “what the hell! I try and try and try to fill up this comb but there’s a leak somewhere!”

6 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

I want one, but they're so expensive. :( Good for backyard beekeepers though who only have one or two hives.

6 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

"My syrup!" - the bees

6 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

Oh, bee-hive...

6 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Bee wax is like an air filter; beekeepers open the hive to make sure the comb hasn't turned black from pollution which can make bees sick

6 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

So it's not totally "maintenance free" if you care for bee health, & every time you break the wax chambers to pour honey, there's some loss

6 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

cuz bees take up more energy to remake the wax than to produce honey. not the worst small project, but no good for beekeepers

6 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

Sweet

6 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

un-bee-lievable

6 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

$570 for a kid? That’s cheap

6 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 1

$570? That's a lot of Cheddar.

6 years ago | Likes 39 Dislikes 1

Tbh it's not much more than any other hive but takes a huge amount out of the work

6 years ago | Likes 11 Dislikes 0

I literally just spent $35 dollars on a used traditional hive yesterday. It's very expensive. But great for backyard beekeepers.

6 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Sell some honey to your friends a couple times and make your money back

6 years ago | Likes 25 Dislikes 0

Bold of you to assume I have friends

6 years ago | Likes 20 Dislikes 0

Sell it to your enemies for duble the price !

6 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Aww. I’m sorry ❤️ hugs

6 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 1

Nah, its cool. I have lots of friends. You just don't know them. They're from... another state.

6 years ago | Likes 6 Dislikes 0

bees dont cont

6 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

That's cool! How do you clean it?

6 years ago | Likes 115 Dislikes 5

ya don't have to. any drips stay in the hive, the bees clean it up.

6 years ago | Likes 140 Dislikes 1

But is there waste? Bees probably poop or do something of a similar degree.

6 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

If you eat it, is that a problem?

6 years ago | Likes 7 Dislikes 0

For serious?

6 years ago | Likes 34 Dislikes 0

Yes.

6 years ago | Likes 29 Dislikes 0

That is cool!

6 years ago | Likes 12 Dislikes 0

Bees are really clean. They even take care of their waste and throw out the dead bodies to keep to give clean and disease free.

6 years ago | Likes 94 Dislikes 0

That’s awesome. I learned an interesting fact today ?

6 years ago | Likes 9 Dislikes 1

I have something in common with bees now...

6 years ago | Likes 26 Dislikes 0

Please be the former bee fact

6 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

The former can only be true if the latter is also true. I mean what do you with YOUR dead bodies???

6 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

From the depths of the webs and the silliness of imgur. Our reactions differ, but our value is the same. We are the two kinds of people.

6 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

You throw out dead bodies on the regular?

6 years ago | Likes 11 Dislikes 0

Can't let em stack up unless you are going to build a fort.

6 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

You DONT?

6 years ago | Likes 12 Dislikes 0

PET Plastic

6 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Australian bees, for reasons apiarists are completely bewildered by, do not like these hives. Only Australian bees.

6 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

It was first developed by a guy on a hippie commune near Byron Bay (Australia)

6 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 1

Crush-strain method. Interesting

6 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Not only Australian bees. There are different species of bees in America that don't like to use the plastic comb.

6 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Those are really bad for the bees apparently.

6 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 2

Doesn't seems any worse than regular collection.

6 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 1

It is. It actually takes a lot more work to resuse a flow hive comb than it does to recap used, natural frames that have been harvested.

6 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

How?

6 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

Don't they smoke out the bees real good when collecting the honey usually? Maybe they prefer that to this. Humans like to smoke, after all.

6 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 1

Bees are smoked cause it makes them think the hive is on fire and they get busy eating honey, to save it, and are too busy to sting you.

6 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

Sounds even more like smoking weed.

6 years ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 1

Nope, the extracted honey is kept in the supers. You basically put a one way door in to allow bees down but not back up. Then just take the

6 years ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 0

Frames out, uncap them and spin the honey out. Have never squished a bee extracting.

6 years ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 0

Didn't flow hives get exposed as terrible for bees?

6 years ago | Likes 12 Dislikes 2

I believe I read that as well.

6 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 1

From what I can see after about 20 minutes on google is that the primary problem is that it brought a wave a new beekeepers that didn't 1/2

6 years ago | Likes 12 Dislikes 0

know what they were doing. If you do know how to raise bees and what appropriate harvests are they seem to work fine.

6 years ago | Likes 11 Dislikes 0

They encourage skimping on hive inspections, which makes breeding grounds for parasites, risking disease spread even into maintained hives.

6 years ago | Likes 8 Dislikes 0

Yes they did. Flow hives are no bueno.

6 years ago | Likes 7 Dislikes 6

Why? I haven't heard that, so now I'm curious.

6 years ago | Likes 6 Dislikes 1

A couple different reasons Some bees dont like plastic frames and they are deep enough if not properly maintained that bees will lay brood

6 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

(4) the water content in the honey too high where the honey ferments and rots.

6 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Bees are interesting. Thanks for the info

6 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 1

No problem! One of the best thing about bee keeping is the constant learning and teaching! ?

6 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

(2)Additionally, it fosters honey robbing where other bees will come in and raid the hive, and so many people who don't know how to care for

6 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

(3) bees to buy them and they don't maintain the hive properly and end up taking too much honey leading to starvation or too early making

6 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

I read somewhere that honey from a flow hive won't keep as well as other honeys. Don't know if it's true.

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Only reason I could think of is it doesn't have wax in it, so you don't have to heat it up.

6 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 3

Honey is honey. It's made in exactly the same way as any other way, plus, honey really doesn't spoil... so you're good.

6 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

No. Honey is water and sugar. Too much water and it will spoil. Bees cap cells at <18% after evaporating with wings.

6 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

That's coming from the competitors....

6 years ago | Likes 54 Dislikes 2

Yes this can happen with flow hives. You cant tell from the side widow if all the honey in the frame is completed. If enough nectar gets 1/

6 years ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 1

in then the water content will be high enough for bacteria to ruin the honey.

6 years ago | Likes 7 Dislikes 1

EXACTLY

6 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

My dad has one. Freshly tapped honey has a delicious floral flavor. But it keeps forever.

6 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

No. Honey is water and sugar. Too much water and it will spoil. Bees cap cells at <18% after evaporating with wings.

6 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

I mean... I wasn't arguing with anything. It has a flavor. And its delicious. That was what I was trying to say

6 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Well you disputed by saying "it keeps forever". Which is not necessarily true, given my fact.

6 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 1

It crystallizes. At which point it gets even better. It does keep for like... ever

6 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

It's true. The reason is you can't see if it's capped and ready, thus rot. Flow hives are bad for bees.

6 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 5

Bees fill from the center out, if the edge is full, the whole frame is full.

6 years ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 1

I've personally seen bees cap one side and the center of a frame and not the other, if you don't open the hive and look, you'll miss it.

6 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 1

Just because a cell is full doesn't mean it is capped.

6 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

True, but you can see the caps

6 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

That is literally the stupidest thing I've read on the internet today.

6 years ago | Likes 8 Dislikes 9

Honey is water and sugar. Too much water and it will spoil. Bees cap cells at <18% after evaporating with wings.

6 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Also pouring the honey in concentrated sulphuric acid will spoil it. In its natural form; no.

6 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Please go buy a pint of honey, add a quarter cup of water, and report results. In finished honey the water content is too low for bacteria..

6 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Please go buy a beehive then try and contrive to get spoilt honey out of it. This is the case we are discussing after all.

6 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Honey can never expire. Expiry dates on honey is for the plastic container it’s stored in :)

6 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 1

Honey is water and sugar. Too much water and it will spoil. Bees cap cells at <18% after evaporating with wings.

6 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

But it can ferment/rot if collected too early.

6 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 3

Bingo

6 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 1

I don’t know why your being downvoted cause this seems like valuable information. Sauce?

6 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

if honey crystallizes just put the jar in warm water, it'll flow again

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The point is that if it's not finished and capped it can ferment and go rancid from the higher water content.

6 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Fermented honey is called mead, it's delicious.

6 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Under proper controlled situations using yeast, not bacteria, with a much higher water content, yes.

6 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Right, i've done open air fermentation, guess that's airborne yeast, but alcohol kills bacteria, so drink liquor not water to stay healthy.

6 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

The honey will flow.

6 years ago | Likes 15 Dislikes 0

He who controls the honey controls the universe.

6 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

After collecting nectar the bees lower the water content by evaporation. I guess you could collect the honey to early with a flow hive. 1/2

6 years ago | Likes 12 Dislikes 1

When the water content is high, and then there is a risk of fermentation. And fermented honey taste bad.

6 years ago | Likes 10 Dislikes 2

Unless you're doing it on purpose to make Mead. You're completely correct otherwise.

6 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Correctly fermented honey is mead and taste good!

6 years ago | Likes 16 Dislikes 0

No, I've made Mead and I've had fermented honey. Fermented honey is disgusting. Mead needs a controlled fermentation process to be good.

6 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Perfect name for this rebuttal

6 years ago | Likes 8 Dislikes 0

Honey doesn’t expire

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You still need to make sure the water can evaporate.

6 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

It does if its water content is high enough which allows bacteria to grow causing the honey to go rancid. Thats my issue with these Flow 1/

6 years ago | Likes 7 Dislikes 1

Is there no method to test or reduce moisture level after collection?

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Hives. You can tell honey is ready because bees will cap it off with wax. When using a flow hive, all you see is the very edge of the 2/

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frame. The cells past the edge may be uncapped nectar which has a water content high enough for bacteria growth. Source: I keep bees

6 years ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 1

Username checks out

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6 years ago | Likes 7 Dislikes 0

Depend on how much water is in it because it may cause it to ferment

6 years ago | Likes 24 Dislikes 3

I happen to like fermented honey.

6 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Mead is good. I like mead.

6 years ago | Likes 11 Dislikes 0

Mmmm mead

6 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

I had mead for the first last week. This sounds like a good thing tbqhfam

6 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

its not honey if it isn't capped properly by the bees.

6 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

^

6 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Even better, Honey Wine

6 years ago | Likes 22 Dislikes 0

I make loads of it every year, have a friend that sells me honey, and I buy from the store occasionally

6 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

I think it's called Mead

6 years ago | Likes 18 Dislikes 0

Don’t you try to steal my Honey Wine invention.

6 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

It is, but honeywine is also an accurate word

6 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

I have one of these. Here's mine from last fall

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If I ever manage to buy a house I would love this down the bottom of the garden.

6 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Beekake

6 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

This sounds like it might actually be a pretty cool hobby. especially with more stress free hive like that.

6 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

Really putting the bee in m-bee-a

6 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

What happens if they start putting brood in the honey frames?

6 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

So...that IS how this works?

6 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

How often do the jars fill. We have a location this would be great, but we only go there about every 2 weeks.

6 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

Cool

6 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

U're not supposed to drop it i would think

6 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

So how long would it take to fill all four of those bottles?

6 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

We have one and live in Hawaii. We harvest 2 Flow frames every 2 weeks. 14lbs of honey every 2 weeks. It is too much honey. Too much!

6 years ago | Likes 7 Dislikes 0

How do you know when it's all honeycomb and no babycomb?

6 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

The brood box is the bottom box. The top is honey comb.

6 years ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 0

There's a screen that keeps the queen out of the honey box.

6 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

AHA! This answered a question I had, like the bees are obviously gonna try & get their honey back as it's running out and end up in the jars

6 years ago | Likes 11 Dislikes 0

Then they end up like the worms in tequila bottles.

6 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

Spicy "worm"

6 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Happy with it? Been watching Frederick Dunn on YT and his Flow Hives. Looks really smart, and frankly less stressful for the bees.

6 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Somehow I feel those jars should be full of flies, ants and other beings.

6 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 1

The bees will attack, kill, and remove any insect dumb enough to wander into a hive.

6 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Wasn't the jar outside?

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Cooooooool.

6 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

Username does NOT check out, sir. That is exactly how it works

6 years ago | Likes 24 Dislikes 0

Pssst! If the bees pollinate marijuana, the honey becomes... "special".

6 years ago | Likes 7 Dislikes 0

You should be in Texas so I can buy your honey

6 years ago | Likes 12 Dislikes 0

Guaranteed with a little looking you can find someone local in texas

6 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Orrrr just buy from him and get it shipped

6 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

Where do I get one, how does it work, I need info op!

6 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

All the info is here https://www.honeyflow.com/

6 years ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 0

Yeah what do you guys have on tap ? Hopefully nothing light.

6 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

I read somewhere that its bad cuz the bees wont know that the honey is tapped from behind the caps. Or are these removed before being tapped

6 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

beekeep here - do you like them ?- we installed those in my friends hive and tbh it sucked, handling after 2nd season was a nightmare.

6 years ago | Likes 7 Dislikes 0

What made it suck? I’ve seen really mixed reviews on these. People either love it or hate it.

6 years ago | Likes 8 Dislikes 0

I haven't had any issues with mine. This is the third year I've had it. I pretty much leave it alone and harvest twice a year.

6 years ago | Likes 10 Dislikes 0

Do you want bears? 'Cause this is how you get bears.

6 years ago | Likes 21 Dislikes 1

Only chubby ones in midriff shirts though

6 years ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 0

Or Chinese presidents.

6 years ago | Likes 14 Dislikes 0

How do you stop bugs and dirt from getting in? Is there a screen on the top I’m missing?

6 years ago | Likes 13 Dislikes 0

It's got a roof. Like a doghouse. The bees protect the honey from other bugs.

6 years ago | Likes 10 Dislikes 0

I think he/she means the jars of honey that sit out. Do they protect that as well? Also, are there dirt and leaves that get in too?

6 years ago | Likes 8 Dislikes 0

The jars don’t sit out. Honey takes time for the bees to make, its nectar that’s been dehydrated through fanning and regurgitating.

6 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

Also anything that’s outside of the hive that’s got sugar in it, they’ll move to inside of the hive fairly quickly.

6 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

It's quick process. Takes about a minute to fill the jar. It comes out quickly. The last bit may take a few minutes as it slows.

6 years ago | Likes 8 Dislikes 0

Cool, I thought it was collecting there over hours/days like a tap on a sugar maple. Thanks!

6 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Ohhh okay, I thought you had the jars there for a while to fill as the bees made it

6 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

What was your total take for the year? How many pounds. I am also a bee keeper.

6 years ago | Likes 26 Dislikes 0

Let's be honest, you only keep bees so you can make tasty drinks from their spit.

6 years ago | Likes 10 Dislikes 1

I don't know who downvoted your comment, but you're 100 percent right.

6 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

"Meadmaker" nice

6 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

I would say about 20 lbs from the Flow Hive. I just do it as a hobby. I wanted a hive to help pollinate my gardens and have some honey.

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I wish I could give more than one upvote for this comment.

6 years ago | Likes 23 Dislikes 0

I'll give one of mine if that helps.

6 years ago | Likes 8 Dislikes 0

And mine too

6 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

doesn't it attract loads of other insects with the honey out like that?

6 years ago | Likes 23 Dislikes 1

There’s normally not an opening to get in, it’s a super you put on top of an 8 frame box. The flow frames still have to be prepped

6 years ago | Likes 12 Dislikes 0

By the bees, they have to close the sides and cap them still. You open up a panel on the side and effectively crack the cells from the side

6 years ago | Likes 11 Dislikes 0

And all the honey flows into the middle of the frame and out. 99% of the time that box isn’t going to be on the hive, and the bees will

6 years ago | Likes 12 Dislikes 0

Seal up any cracks between them and the outside with propolis. When I saw this marketed, it was advertised that you wouldn’t be bothering

6 years ago | Likes 11 Dislikes 0

I'd imagine you could fashion a lid for jars that locks the tube in. I'm surprised it doesn't come with them as standard.

6 years ago | Likes 18 Dislikes 0

Would you recommend this hive?

6 years ago | Likes 13 Dislikes 0

There’s a YouTube channel called vinofarm that got one of these, did a fairly comprehensive review 2 seasons later.

6 years ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 0

It's a little pricey, but yes. I've had no issues with mine. I'd recommend buying an established Nuc instead of just bees.

6 years ago | Likes 14 Dislikes 0

I got in on this during the kickstarter, so I got mine for less.

6 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

Is there any upkeep? Like cleaning out beeswax or anything?

6 years ago | Likes 7 Dislikes 0

I really just leave mine alone. I clean the parts that drain the honey. That's about it. I let the bees do their thing.

6 years ago | Likes 6 Dislikes 0

Woah, it good?

6 years ago | Likes 140 Dislikes 3

It's Hot, it's Ready.

6 years ago | Likes 27 Dislikes 0

Like yer mum

6 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

I said it's HOT and it's READY!

6 years ago | Likes 8 Dislikes 0

And I said like yer mum

6 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

I wish!

6 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Little ceasers of honey

6 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

It's awesome. Raw and unfiltered from wildflowers. No maintenance required.

6 years ago | Likes 173 Dislikes 0

But how does dried honey not gum it up? Can you bee keep in places where it snows a lot?

6 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

I hope you do still treat your bees for mites and what not

6 years ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 0

Unbeelievable! If only I didn't live in an apartment...

6 years ago | Likes 46 Dislikes 1

Nobody said you couldn't keep bees in your apartment. Just make sure to pay the pet deposit.

6 years ago | Likes 12 Dislikes 0

To be fair, the filter is the worker bee.

6 years ago | Likes 15 Dislikes 0

Unfiltered meaning you’ll get sugar crystals and wax bits

6 years ago | Likes 8 Dislikes 0

That’s what she proclaimed

6 years ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 0

See this is what I love about imgur. I am so going to buy one.

6 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

How do you keep dust and particles from landing in the open air jars?

6 years ago | Likes 6 Dislikes 1

It drains pretty fast, I think you can fill a jar in like an hour or whatever. Then you close the tap.

6 years ago | Likes 7 Dislikes 0

From what I've read, jars fill in close to a minute, and the tap doesn't close.

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