JacksNaggingProcrastination

58539 pts · July 21, 2015


Not just a joke… I was making a veiled reference to the very same ‘splodey rocket you mentioned! +1

7 months ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Probably used US notes and didn’t convert from freedom units to the rest of the world’s metric system

7 months ago | Likes 6 Dislikes 2

They recruit from BYU a lot, for the strait-laced conservative midwestern male dude that speaks multiple languages, doesn’t do drugs, stays relatively fit, and is good at being a cog in the Mormon system.

8 months ago | Likes 9 Dislikes 1

We appreciate the offer, but we’re probably just going to make Cascadia happen.

8 months ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Your mom had a bunch of contractions before you were even born!

8 months ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

*conscript - and probably not. They’re generally trying to keep someone like you out of the military. But IDK I’m just the peanut gallery and don’t make those kind of decisions

9 months ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

There’s also a sizable chunk that are too old to be any good to the military, but will expect the young to sit in that chair

9 months ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

Learn your history, people. Those who don’t are doomed to repeat it, and we really don’t need to repeat this BS

1 year ago | Likes 31 Dislikes 0

Them too 😆

1 year ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

*The Church of Satan has entered the chat*

1 year ago | Likes 12 Dislikes 3

Symbols are not words, they’re operators

1 year ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Jasmine… niiice

1 year ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Anyone have a better cropped version of this? I can’t tell what the green part is

1 year ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Bruh don’t do Corvids dirty like this. Not only do ravens and crows speak, they can mimic the way we sound. And they can sing & dance.

1 year ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

I was just giving what I think is pertinent information, make your own conclusions.

1 year ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

It only took about 50 generations for silver foxes to be fully domesticated by scientists, the study took somewhere around 50 years to complete

1 year ago | Likes 6 Dislikes 1

Either during the word “reconsider” or at the end, like a ❗️

1 year ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

🎼Multi-butthole freakazoids…
🎵Multi-butthole freakazoids!
🎶MULTI-BUTTHOLE FREAKAZOIDS!
🎵Butthole freaks bent over!
🎶Butthole power!

1 year ago | Likes 6 Dislikes 1

They’re paying you to commit to vote, which is the loophole.

1 year ago | Likes 13 Dislikes 1

So you are saying Ol’ Musky was the one who the dumpster fire of a 45 was referring to when he was praising Hannibal Lecter!

1 year ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Nope. But good news! There’s at least 5 pretty women out there, maybe more!

1 year ago | Likes 30 Dislikes 1

#25 what was this from?

2 years ago | Likes 30 Dislikes 2

Sauce???

2 years ago | Likes 6 Dislikes 2

2 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

“Better dead than red” is an old saying, but it kinda applies here maybe

2 years ago | Likes 10 Dislikes 0

Why would you break a perfectly good stick just to add a chain?

2 years ago | Likes 22 Dislikes 0