JDJMS

9819 pts ยท March 9, 2014


Do you want to go to a club where people wee on each other?

The dark haired one has stolen my moves!

11 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

You would make SOOO much money.

11 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

Someone once took a pen out of my hand to take a message, while I was writing with it...

11 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Definitely a gay porn.

11 years ago | Likes 13 Dislikes 0

I always thought she was just as retarded as him, in a different, PTSD kind of way.

11 years ago | Likes 9 Dislikes 14

True dat, if anyone wanted to pay to see me naked I'd happily do that instead of my current job.

11 years ago | Likes 9 Dislikes 2

How does 10 make her a bitch exactly?

11 years ago | Likes 96 Dislikes 4

Yeah, rescue right in the butt.

11 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Attention, especially if they do it in a bikini or something else equally 'look at me'.

11 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Good for you, unfortunately we've run out of medals.

11 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 1

Sex work is better than no work, I'm sure most would agree.

11 years ago | Likes 23 Dislikes 12

His face...

11 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

I think you have head problems, I don't wash my hair and it never gets full of cherries.

11 years ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 0

This is my girlfriend, Monica.

11 years ago | Likes 7 Dislikes 0

If you look like that, I'll go drinking with you OP. He'll, I'd shoot up if that's what you fancied doing.

11 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

http://imgur.com/G2kb2c5

11 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

Ugh.

11 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Daaaaad!

11 years ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 0

Aaand that's how you get paralyzed.

11 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

This is comedy genius on so many levels.

11 years ago | Likes 10 Dislikes 0

Homeward bound reboot.

11 years ago | Likes 6 Dislikes 0

http://imgur.com/FuSIzsh

11 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

If I end up looking like my mum it'll be a fucking miracle.

11 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

She looks like a Thundercat.

11 years ago | Likes 8 Dislikes 0

I really try, but I am an extremely intolerant atheist. Stuff like this realy grinds my gears.

11 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 6

Courtney Cox doesn't even look human anymore.

11 years ago | Likes 11 Dislikes 2

http://imgur.com/k8ObSJk

11 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Don't tell me what to do!

11 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

It was really terrible texturally as well as flavour.

11 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Ho, ho. Oh you.

11 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0