This is thriller!
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4
36
Bae caught me slippin.
1
5
43
And on the seventh day, he bust out some sweet moves.
12
5
186
Saving for every second of my life.
23
0
271
I love these feets.
15
4
41
Monopoly time, C'mon grab your friends.
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13
102
I thought this would be delicious,
16
36
59
Dis my pillow now.
4
0
64
Current events with my mother.
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10
25
Maybe he'll see this,
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9
58
It's that other time of the month...
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1
258
I saw Big Boo this weekend
5
15
71
The bus window is full of water.
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1778
Monopoly time, C'mon grab your friends
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10
9
I just want to watch Doctor Who on TV, dammit.
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6
26
Caught someone acting shifty in the underwear drawer.
6
2
42
Every time I pee...
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8
33
I've done it,
1
0
37
You just posted a picture of your wedding rings...
7
6
253
It's very hot in England at the moment.
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3
21
It gives me cringe shivers.
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87
I love you door, let's never be apart.
10
0
19
My office thinks it's in The Shining.
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18
60
#NoFilter #NoMakeup
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1
25
I know I'm a bit late...
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4
88
If you knew someone was cheating
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42
798
Sent a nude to the wrong recipient...
4
17
326
Marriage in a nutshell.
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105
Take that...
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7
56
Someone tried that negging shit on me...
10
28
900
That's enough internet for one night, hoomin.
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14
23
Really?
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10
1006
Well I'll just leave then.
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2
58
MRW one of my husband's friends blocks me on Facebook.
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6
24
Kitty cat fell asleep in my arms.
4
27
49
Pwease don't go to work today.
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10
48
Hey cutie, what you thinkin' about?
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8
88
When you're waiting all day to get home and fap
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5
1435
It tastes like b
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20
2
Cutest of the cute.
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1
31
If you sit down all day...
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0
97687
MRW a friend tells me he hates Tree Trunks.
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5
3369
I only noticed this when I played a PC version.
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8
36
Dis my bed naow.
10
0
48
MRW there are four nationalist parties on the ballot
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351
Hairy, sexy genius.
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283
It certainly was
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158
MRW if find out there's an American Psycho 2
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5
351
MRW people tell me how lucky I am to be married to a chef
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565