JBum

7012 pts ยท April 10, 2013


Wipes not once, not twice, but thrice!!!

"Honey, where have you been and why does your arm smell like a horse's ass?"

9 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Would be great if this was a gif, even if just the eyes moved to look at you directly.

10 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Do you know how angry I would be if I made something like that and the next day found someone carved their initials into it? Well, a lot.

10 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 1

Fully agree. I'd rather be seen than not. Just too bad that some drivers aren't great drivers.

10 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

SOHTM?

10 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

I like this tip +1 for you

10 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Unfortunately it has also been proven that drivers tend to drive toward the object they are looking at such as hazard lights and flares.

10 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 1

But what if it doesn't fit?

10 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

I want to try that but I know I'd get my fingers pinched. I also have no idea where to buy a metal hoop in my size.

10 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

You didn't pay the toll

10 years ago | Likes 6 Dislikes 0

This reminds me of that Big Time video by Peter Gabriel.

10 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Waiting for it to burst into flame

10 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Ogre batter would not have been any better.

10 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Can someone explain the cover to me? Thought it was to protect from bird poop, but the hood would have been covered as well.

10 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Since it's an electric iron resting on a gas oven, I'll guess that there are no clean pans available. Just a huge pile of dirty dishes.

10 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

We also need more backers that are willing to pay for a structure like this to be built

10 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Isn't that what they would do on tv so they could rob a bank and then double back with a car a different color?

10 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 3

I've stared into that cat's mouth longer than I should have

10 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

97.4% APR? They forgot the option of knee caps plus arm and leg in the repayment field

10 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

I don't like cats.

10 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

They look like they're half a mile away from the water

10 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Why do so many people think the forbidden fruit was an apple? It doesn't say anything in the bible that it was an apple. I like apples.

10 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

"You're the Next" and then it looks like a picture of a UFO. Nice of them to give you advanced notice to get your affairs in order

11 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

"My nose will grow right now." (Does it?)

11 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Do they taste like banana Runts?

11 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Riding Miss Daisy?

11 years ago | Likes 10 Dislikes 0

Time has not been kind to dear Buttercup

11 years ago | Likes 12 Dislikes 1

What is that girl holding?

11 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

I love Sergio Aragones and Al Jaffee

11 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Is it the lens that lets you see who is on the other side of the door, like in hotel rooms?

11 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 1