ItsWithAQ

2817 pts ยท August 24, 2015


Do you know what else is an "Awful experience for a chid"? Rape.

4 months ago | Likes 52 Dislikes 0

Comically large gun with a comically large bullet. Preferably from ACME.

5 months ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

It IS $45 Million. Just uh... you know... zimbabwean dollars.

9 months ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Should've taken out a low interest loan instead of learning math or something back in middle school :(

10 months ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

Who needs a freak show when I have a mirror?

11 months ago | Likes 12 Dislikes 0

The last bit has the same energy as "I make good life decisions" "That's not really a specia-" "no no no, she's our most important member"

1 year ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

Hey Batman, I caught Pokemon. You want to know what pokemon I caught?

1 year ago | Likes 13 Dislikes 0

I'd kinda welcome it at this point.

1 year ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

Some of you don't know "Evan's Spiked Tentacles of Forced Intrusion" and it shows.

1 year ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

I bet it tastes like grape. Or bleeding.

1 year ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

The "Mystery Flavor Airhead" of cats

1 year ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

I don't know why he keeps being caught. Just hit them with a Solar Flare and run off.

1 year ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

You humans sure are a contentious species.

1 year ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

If life is a highway. Would that mean she would ride it all night long?

1 year ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

You may be cool, but are you "that" cool?

1 year ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Kinda off topic, but I always love it when articles write X (formerly known as Twitter). It just feels like a funny/professional dig.

1 year ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

No Treat

1 year ago | Likes 21 Dislikes 0

She power blasted her bathroom with diarrhea. What else could she have done?

1 year ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Are we sure that's just a statue?

1 year ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Nothing much. What's uptown with you?

1 year ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

I don't know why they bother. I personally tell the weather "NO". It legally can't destroy everything that you own if you do.

1 year ago | Likes 39 Dislikes 0

If this trend continues, the next time he shows up he'll be in Uptown.

1 year ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 0

It may be blood and tears that's trickling, but technically still trickling down!

1 year ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

If you didn't score high after taking LSD, I'd be disappointed

2 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

Then it might become under-engardments

2 years ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 0

Be wary of men with crazy widow's peak or purple warlords in flying scooters.

2 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

To unlock your potential you just need to fly a space ship to planet Namek and have the Elder put his hand on your head. Easy.

2 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

I would be cool with the first one. Color the other side and you're golden.

2 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0