InspectorCock

2290 pts ยท June 21, 2015


"Go forward, my minions. He is your bitch now." - momma cat probably

9 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 1

Kitties and titties*

9 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 3

Takes corn doggin' to a whole 'nother level

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Same here.

9 years ago | Likes 6 Dislikes 1

#3 when she's got that big ol' skull crushing booty but you ask her to seat on your face anyway.

9 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

Cat's face on the 3rd picture is priceless

9 years ago | Likes 16 Dislikes 0

As bad as it may sound, my butthole always betrays me. And no, nothing ever goes in there, just out.

9 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

No shit? Seriously?

9 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Idk, he is not a bassist to my knowledge. Would you like to be my cousin nonetheless? No, sorry, Im not in to incest fyi

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

said "nah". Yes. I literally asked my cousin if his bunghole burned the next day and said no, never.

9 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

Noooo...but that mofo eats spicy stuff like there is no tomorrow and has never complained of the fiery butthole. I've asked him too and he

9 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

Look* sorry grammar ferries, I've had more than a couple of beers

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Nicely done. I want to post a tutorial on how to make "new" wood looked "old" (reclaimed is the right term) but Im too lazy

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

How about the cat breeds? A

9 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

I can handle spicy in but not on the way out. My cousin in the other hand, must have an anus made of steel.

9 years ago | Likes 23 Dislikes 0

My type of cupcake

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

It's dispensing his crush, so nah.

9 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

Chemical warfare sounds like a good tactic to use to break others' concentration and spirit at the poker table.

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Just woke up cause I dont work Mondays. Looks like the start to a great day

9 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

Aye. Going back 25 just give another chance to make a brand new set of mistakes. No thank you. I'll take that 20 mil

9 years ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 0

These are beyond awesome. Made my day!!

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

I don't think we've got virgins in California...well, at least Orange County

9 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

I learned that "Suck my dick, bitch" will not, and I repeat, WILL NOT land you the job.

9 years ago | Likes 7 Dislikes 0

I shouldn't. Therefore I just try to keep away from "things". For some like me, it is hard to have self control :/

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Yes, but not everyone can do things in moderation. Take me for example, I tend to keep pushing it and pushing further, exploring limits

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

But guess what? We just got a test result with the same time frame as the bottom one...soooo, guess I'm gonna be a dad!!!

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

I recognize those faint lines...ectopic? I'm so sorry...my wife went through the same and it was devastating.

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0