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12722 pts · May 9, 2015


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Something called an AAD. Automated activation device. Deploys the reserve if you’re falling too fast at about 1000ft

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Something like 1000ft. Without it. You go splat

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An Automated Activation Device (AAD) It connects to your reserve and deploys it if you are going a certain speed at a certain altitude.

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When did you feed it last

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Mine did this this morning.

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The camera lens makes it look like that. Round lens means curved edges

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That’s how he can fly. Just throws gravity around and just goes for a ride

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Feels amazing

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@ElbowDeepInAHorse

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the box says 2 half pound cups. So i would say 1 pound.

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@ThatUsernameAlreadyTaken

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I don't

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Probably couldn't find Canada

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An hour

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You punch the tree to get the wood. You get the wood to build the cabin.

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Turn the head off. Then you can't hit it

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Just sometimes they laugh at your penis

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No. You pass butter

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A new settlement needs your help

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*Waves while peeing standing up*

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I'll have some of your sugar chicken

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Fun fact: To speed up the softening up of a baby when dipping it in milk, boil the milk first.

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I asked for proof. He gave proof +1

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If you are logged in with a Google account you can make your phone ring even if it's on silent from a browser

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Pics or it didn't happen

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The username is kind of a give away

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Ur lying

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I just finished the first episode with my girlfriend. ^^thats what I'm gonna do.

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The video must have been inspirational

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I wish I had a copy of the clapping Mohawk gif

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