InoffensiveUsername

6901 pts ยท February 4, 2014


Hi I'm here for the dank memes.

May I have a daily reminder please and thank you.

5 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

How did you find this post. It should be in the deepest pits of usersub hell.

5 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Nothing to break our hearts like a dog stuck with debt.

7 years ago | Likes 15 Dislikes 0

Dude, is your brain on?

7 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 1

No you don't, you're just enjoying those sweet fake Internet points aren't you?

7 years ago | Likes 7 Dislikes 0

Can't do much about these idealistic kids. He won't listen to anyone.

8 years ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 0

Hello fellow northerner. I've helped push cars up from snow, dirt, off snowy/icy train tracks where the train was approaching. Great fun..

8 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Reality check: You should clean that shit EVERY time you use the dryer. Or at least once every day when you've used it.

8 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Then you haven't seen much.

8 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Of course it does when the trainers want to treat the animals like they're domesticated.

8 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

This. People don't seem to understand you can't fully tame a wild (dangerous) animal.

8 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

He wants to clean that leaked dried cum stuck in the circuit boards.

8 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

I'm gonna go ahead and assume it was Dr. Earl Bradley from Delaware.

8 years ago | Likes 63 Dislikes 2

And that kids, is how I met your mother.

8 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Is that you old greg?

8 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Please don't spread misinformation.

8 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Please don't spread misinformation.

8 years ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 4

No but you can exaggerate your language difficulties for comedic purposes.

8 years ago | Likes 8 Dislikes 3

Kind of suspiciously surprising.

8 years ago | Likes 8 Dislikes 4

Oh dear.

8 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Hot girls they have problems too. They're just like you, except they're hot.

8 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Ayy, you're the kinda guy who will hate people based on their skin color too huh?

8 years ago | Likes 8 Dislikes 3

LOL, sure

8 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

On behalf of everyone reading your comment, fuck off.

8 years ago | Likes 12 Dislikes 2

thank you

8 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

I guess murica's used to people with none of it whatsoever.

8 years ago | Likes 6 Dislikes 1

"Sick is something you can cure", not always. And there are diseases with no cures that you have to manage.

8 years ago | Likes 19 Dislikes 1

Yeah pants are for running errands and generally going outside.

9 years ago | Likes 16 Dislikes 0

Why do all amateur landscape/nature photographers dress the same?

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

That look, he will go ballistic after approximately 2.6 seconds of belly rubs.

9 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0