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Sexbots
But then, women will have sexbots too.
Feb 10, 2018 12:26 PM
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But then, women will have sexbots too.
yakusokuN8
Don't Date Robots!: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=IrrADTN-dvg
Individualsocksinthewashingmachine
NECKBEARDS ASSEMBLE!
EroticZombiePants
Women can just break away and start their own Amazon society.
mythology333
This is a rather tame episode of Black Mirror.
hellfrogger
Why the hell would we be desperate if there were sex bots
Talligan
I enjoyed my wedding.
Talligan
I also enjoy my marriage.
DrShrinker
You won't need no husband, won't need no wife, You'll pick your son, pick your daughter too, From the bottom of a long glass tube.
Boopdog
who hurt you?
IhaveTP4Bunghole
This was a woman's tweet.
BeerandCats
I love you more than the moon, the stars, the... POETIC IMAGE #36 NOT FOUND
IcandowhateverIlike
I... I hovered over that 36 expecting to see an image
BeerandCats
Not a 34 or 42 so nothing to see
Veggisaurus
What do gay men have?
LandSquid12345
Standards that don't require every guy be 6'2, 80k+ income and always the pursuer.
rocketturttle
still sex bots. just male
IcandowhateverIlike
Each other, gay relationships don't gotta try to deal with gender barriers
Trelkeen
They have bots for eveyrone
seedye
Husbands can share the sexbot so they don’t get the clap from the houseboy.
aleister94
Hookup apps
omadonnadellerose
Who need love? I've 2 labs!
BunchaCrunchOfHuman
but are you having sex with them?
Bennings
r/incels
AnnieBahde
Why y’all so damn salty? Women are people. Just like people in general, most just want to love and be loved in return.
bucketsandskirts
Amen
AnuErra
"Most"
aleister94
Because imgurians don't want real relationships they want supermodel sex mommies to Take care of them
itsybitsyspider
This! There are shitty women out there, but I want to be treated like a person, not just some sex trophy.
Ryanator50
Neckbeards
liam33
pretty sure its a joke nobody's actually serious about getting robotic sexdolls
AstronautChicken
Yeah....i think you might be wrong about that a little bit.
KartFnocker
seriously, actual relationships are not going to be dead in a decade, chill out imgur
w0od
well if the birth rate is any indication for most western countries or Japan/South Korea.. you have that decade and abit more left.
EricFromAccounts
Imgur exists in a self-reinforcing bubble of bitterness, low self-esteem, and hate for women. Don't burst it; it's all most of them've got.
Iriseon
A woman made this tweet. It’s a joke. Google friendo
Fanner50
Read as “Women are just like people, in general...”
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kobyashimaru
This is so true. You got so many downvotes because the truth hurts.
mteainside
um who hurt you....
AnnieBahde
Damn. That’s a rather dim view of one half of humanity. I’m not sure what I could even say to this. What’s your take on men?
LittleKnownOne
Statistics bear it out. Women can't wear the same dress twice, why? Sure as hell not some guy calling her out.
AnnieBahde
Where are you finding valid statistics about the amount times women wear the same dress and the reactions of other women?
BreadyStinellis
That one Tweet that gets reposted here every other day. That's it.
ThrowAwayAcct0000
As a woman, i don't even own 2 dresses. Quit stereotyping, moron.
LittleKnownOne
Here let me help: i'm stupid, ugly, worthless, moron. Doesn't change the fact that women dress and compete with other women. It's nature.
KartFnocker
Ahaha yea I want to see those statistics about dress choice comments too
HerrFraeulein
"In a thousand years, there will be no men or women. Just wankers. Sounds great to me."
kittykat
The women haters are out in force on imgur today. I guess the neck-beards had a tough Friday night.
Iriseon
Go on and use your favorite search engine to find the source of this tweet.
rugger
Since r/incels closed they have to find some place to complain.
LatchHookRug
Really? When did that happen? Sorry, I just got out from under a rock.
rugger
I think it was back in November.
stopshoutingicanthearyou
Valentines day makes everyone a little extra spiteful.
RubicksQoob
Every day ending in "y" is tough for them if women aren't swooning over them being misogynist assholes.
Trelkeen
i swear to the gods the terms "neckbeards" and "legbeards" are some of my favorite terms to see used. Well done!
KartFnocker
hah that'd be real interesting if you could track popular topics by day of the week
Mcmonkeybug
Whats wrong with marriage?
Mithi
What is not wrong with marriage? A concept left over from when a woman was the property of her husband and didn't have the means to be [1]
Mithi
self sustaining. [2]
itsybitsyspider
Or, you know, how about we let people who wanna get married, get married? And people who don't wanna ge tmarried, dont' get married?
ExplainsTheReasoningBehindHowHeVotes
tell that to Kozmonaut higher up the comment chain. Upvoted for living and let live. :)
flapperfemmefatale
nothing, but not everyone cares about it.
IcandowhateverIlike
In concept, nothing. In practice, we kinda suck as a species.
IhaveTP4Bunghole
Divorce/Family court. These offices NEED to justify their salaries so they go as heavy handed as possible against men.
Fanner50
Marriage, to the right person, can be OK. But weddings are a huge waste of time and money. They are just drama magnets.
Mcmonkeybug
My wedding cost a less than £1000, took less than a month to organise and was more of a marry me than a wedding tbh
itsybitsyspider
Hey, you don't like weddings. that's cool. Some people do. That's cool too. Let everyone be.
thecrossthebridge
Oh the CRINGE!
KartFnocker
that's real cynical, OP
Fanner50
Cynics/pessimists are usually right but optimists get promoted.
Corki
not sure why you got downvoted. bunch of simps in force i guess.
EetWontFlush
Women are gonna have sex bots before men, they damn near already do
Brandy321
We're just waiting for them to bring us a beer and a sandwich.
godsappointed11
This is so very true I have never had any complaints when it comes to pleasuring a woman until I found one with a huge motorized dildo
KurtHamster
Apparently they only need a certain part of the man..
dasklaus
And they like it better when it vibrates. If your dick were that tiny, you'd buy gadgets to jerk it efficiently, too.
Kyman201
As a guy... Y'know they're not wrong?
KurtHamster
Wrong in needing the D?
Kyman201
Not wrong in "Well we really only NEED that one part for sex times" (Disclaimer: Mostly sarcastic)
iLikeBeerandSquirrels
And us men only want certain parts of women. It's a fair trade.
Kyman201
I dunno... There's a LOT of great parts to women. I mean you got nice legs, the butt, the chest, nice waistline, pretty hair, sense of humor
KurtHamster
I like several parts! And they say men Are simple...
supersomatic
the majority of their tools look nothing like what a man has
luv2bintrouble
Personally, I tried toys. Doesn’t do it for me. Nothing gets me off like my man.
llamalibrarian
https://media.giphy.com/media/12YimfUI3xDZzq/giphy.gif
barqshasbyte
Same here.
Bivorski
Works both ways. I have a male toy that technically stimulates better than the real thing, but is nowhere near as good as the real thing.
TheOlsenTwins
Your man gets me off too.
luv2bintrouble
I know. He’s damn sexy like that.
CleverClint407
Because of emotions and stuff?
luv2bintrouble
A) dildos can’t do kinky shit B) nothing beats a warm body smacking against your thighs while being penetrated
MLGsamantha
So I just need to design heated robotic dildoes? Got it.
TheDivineUsersub
Can I manage the social media? I'll be the Wendy's Girl, only male, and instead of burgers, heated robodicks.
0x1CEB00DA
a high IQ bot, that goes to work, earns a lot of money, provides for a family and handles their bullshit? science isn't even close to that
tanksoldier
Neither is reality
dovebair
Hahahahahaha humans can't even manage all of those. Go fuck yourself, silly boy
Captainplanetmotherfucker
Like the gap for women wanting sexbots is going to go unfulfilled.
apexwarrior
AstronautChicken
This is the cringiest thing I have read all day
poochyena
DAE hate women??
Individualsocksinthewashingmachine
Wait till you read the comments
EricFromAccounts
Welcome to Imgur: there's always a bigger cringe round the corner
MrMemethief
sureasyourebornyourenevergoingtoseenounicorn
read some of the comment threads. It's amazingly terrible
pecc
I suppose I could just ctrl+F "incel" but there are some wholesome kitty pictures that demand my attention.
demoncandy
I guess they needed a break from ranting on redpill. I just wanna see some kitty pics and funny gifs dammit!
BenWyattCalzoneKingandIceTownClown
r/Inceltears
OmgWhyAmILikeThis
Children only conceived through artificial insemination. The sex bots collect sperm and send it off.
SuharuStormrage
Actually you don't need sperm to fertilize the eggs.
smirkinghighgardenwhore
First Gazorpazorp, now planet Earth.
Nuanra
YEAH BABY
DenseBulb1821221
I've seen that episode
LittleKnownOne
And then women chase em for child support
evergreenyankee
There was a really interesting biological article the other day about how this will be the case b/c of increasing frequency in C-sections 1/
evergreenyankee
C-sections allow children with larger heads and/or women with smaller hips to survive child birth, which reduces the selection pressure on2/
evergreenyankee
the traits as being undesirable, so over time big-headed babies and narrow-hipped women will continue to breed, to the point where 3/
evergreenyankee
conventional child birth will be all but impossible. 4/4
zimirken
Like some dog and cow breeds
bitchgoblet
Ew
JNied
They're deposited into the male sexbots which then "donate" them to the womenz.
Uhohasketios
Omfg that will actually be a thing. There'll be a collection box and a drone. And they deliver your baby in 6 months because science.
The701
"Inseminate in the next 4hrs 32min to have your Prime Baby delivered in 2 days, or choose no-rush shipping and get a $2 Pantry credit."
BangusDangus
Imagine being a sexbot baby. You'd never be accepted in school. Quarterback Lance would push you into the locker everyday.
Rheios
Hell, if the sexbot is doing some sort of genetic hyper-selection shit you might be able to breathe fire. Fuck the QB.
WorkerLurker
The locker will try to comfort you with wisdom pulled from the exo-net’s psychological databases.
OmgWhyAmILikeThis
Rick and morty called it.
eclecsys
I was just going to comment this
getridofTheSeaword
“Dropping loads”
DrShrinker
In the Year 2525.
ReginaXLuxuria
I think people need to start listening to that song again...
DrShrinker
Yeah, Good stuff. I hear it a few times a month on the station we listen to at work.
ReginaXLuxuria
It's a damn good one, yeah. It's also terrifying...from my personal standpoint. We're already about halfway there...
DrShrinker
You won't need no husband, won't need no wife, You'll pick your son, pick your daughter too, From the bottom of a long glass tube
AltHorrorPunk
If man is still alive.
purgethefilthyheretics
But what would be the fun or advantage in life in that?
OmgWhyAmILikeThis
Not having to deal with physco gfs. Removes the whole "chase" aspect. Allowing mankind to focus on important things.
purgethefilthyheretics
That's a very bad answer. Emotions and love is something that can't evolve neither individually or wholly without experience
OmgWhyAmILikeThis
It's just part of an ongoing joke. That if we as a species didn't care about sex we'd be much more advanced.
purgethefilthyheretics
Aah that joke went over my head.
AstroTibs
Like fucking robot toys. Exactly as the great philosophers of old predicted.
Ginkawa
AmHumanNotLizardMan
Exactly, what's wrong with having a sexbot at the same time as having a partner. It's literally just for providing more stimulation than 1/
AmHumanNotLizardMan
a regular sex toy, it's not a damn replacement. Could be useful for when partner isn't interested or away for a few weeks.
Ginkawa
honestly we get something like that its gonna probably get more use as a maid than a sex toy. less time cleaning, more time for fun.
Koalateaposts
Men are so fucking salty
Iriseon
It’s a woman’s tweet, sugar.
Koalateaposts
They're still salty
Fanner50
The taste all depends on what we’ve been eating.
IhaveTP4Bunghole
Found the feminist!
IcandowhateverIlike
Well I mean, ain't no shortage of "men are pigs" women out there either
Muffdiver9
Thanks Captain Sexism and Private Generalization.
Koalateaposts
Yw "muffdiver9". Sexism much?
Muffdiver9
Please explain how a name referring to a person who performs oral sex is sexist. Also, nice ad hominem, very compelling.
Radandie94
Those sex bots will be for lonely men who can't get a real woman
IhaveTP4Bunghole
Right, but when a girl owns 7 dildos because she can't find a man, she's just called naughty.
KurtHamster
Or can’t afford one..
Radandie94
Sounds like 2 guys that can't get a date
Fanner50
Many men can get dates but find over time that so many women aren’t worth the effort. I expect many women would say the same about men.
EricFromAccounts
"Many men and women" should maybe grow up and learn to communicate, instead of childishly whining that the other sex are the problem.
Fanner50
Not whining, men can be as much the issue as women.
Fanner50
But when you know that (due to certain traits) less than 1% of women would be matches, after a few decades, you give up.
Fanner50
Or don’t want one....
MyPalmsSpaghettiKneesWeakArmsSpaghettiTheresVomitOnMySpaghetti
You seem like a charmer. I can't figure out why you don't click with women. Clearly it's every woman on earth that's the problem, amirite?
Fanner50
Not complaining. At some point, you decide that life is better solo. Many women decide the same thing.
Crowlands
Like me. I've just accepted that. I'm happy with video games and pathfinder.
Crowlands
I may get a cat.
HerrFraeulein
Please don't fuck the cat, tho
Crowlands
You can't tell me what to do!
GloriousComment
Being a sexbot repair technician will be the highest paying job in the world.
treyryan3
Right behind sex robot crime scene cleanup
manowar669
You can have it
ovelanimimerkki
Or sexbot salesman. Selling sexbots, spare parts, and accessories.
Wanderingmaniac
Then we'll have an imgur post from them as work stories. Ahh the weirdness we will face then!
VirtualChessLessons
*cheesy music before the Pizza man and the repair technician show up at the same time to the Catholic girls college cheerleaders' dorm*
FreddThundersen
It gets all spent in the napalm shower every day after work.
SoftwareEngineerWithNotEnoughSalary
SteveNotSteve
And the stickiest.
ICantFigureOutGoodUsernameSoLetsSayIHadGreatIdeaButItWasTaken
SederHishtalshelus
Jesus
Elebez
Already am, I fix computers and your internet... (IT) so... you want a film, right?
LastRave
So u get pay for fixing somebody's "wife"? Lol
eazolan
Until sexbots become cheap and disposable.
Broonstar
The QA tester always goes home spent though.
RobotMassacre538
Until they build the repair robots
jakethecrown7
“So what were you doing when she shut down on you?”
KiwiGameDev
Wasn’t there a post about a guy who did this as his job but had people he blacklisted for just being derranged
Frogapus
I imagine it'll be sex bot cleaner that'll be the highest paid.
wrongLZ
You mean they won't end up like car mechanics ?
WakeMeUpB4UpostPost
But you’ll have to wear chemical suit.
malachilenomade
Yeah, between this and Sillyhammer's comment, I am officially skeeved (though I was thinking the exact same things).
LUCKELEO
Them to just show up will cost 50$ and for them to actully open it up and see whats wrong that's an extra 100$ Yea i can see that happening
Dsharppe
Mostly, I clean semen out of lap tops...
hajimedj
Unless it's just another robot.
SBSP129
Automatic Sex Machine Body Wash and Lube : Insert your dirty bots and get clean parts. 1 hour
jenmalove
"This week on Dirty Jobs..."
Ssssssssssss
Joke's on you. I'm already learning programming and robot repair so I don't gotta rely on anyone else.
soejmud
You can just become a repair technician, then.
Ssssssssssss
Nah dude, I'm gonna make my own OS and design, and sell my own.
InoffensiveUsername
He wants to clean that leaked dried cum stuck in the circuit boards.
KurtHamster
“We are looking at a blown cooch, and some extensive nip-maintenance. If you also choose the gluten free lube, it’s not gonna be cheap!”
Hybris51129
"The anal bearings are completely spun from lack of lube Look at how much metal shavings are coming out of the hole! How did you miss this?"
Beezlebubble
"Sir, this is the dominatrix BDSM bot, not the slave BDSM bot, it can't handle this level of abuse. Look at the damage here."
smarmageddon
Get you a bot that can do both
FecklessMillennial
ISayFuckAllTheTime
And the fucken ickiest
Sillyhammer
and the grossest
GuardsmanMiku
^this guy clearly hasn't worked with anything to do with waste
rezpawner
"flooded, you say..."
blabes
Hi I’m Mike Rowe and this is Dirty Jobs
Hairyballsack
Imgur gold for you
awildcharmander
Hi I'm Mike Rowe, and this, is my crow. Hi I'm Mike Rowe's Crow, and this, is my micro Mike Row. Hi, I'm Mike Rowe's Crow's Micro Mike Rowe
txtmylife
How is this not the best comment?
blabes
Hey thanks man https://media0.giphy.com/media/26BRpo3FiyV82bBL2/200w.gif
LezgoNecro
Not if it's the only remaining job in the world.
ThrowawayUsername121
Is this what they call cognitive dissonance?
deskrubbit
Gross, I think I touched one of Morty's loads.
jamesythe3rd
*being a male sexbot repair technician will be the highest paying job in the world.....
mjjt
But then there will just be sexbot repair bots
hesbeginningtobelieve
Lol dono why people are down voting this. Here’s +.72 for you :)
SQLdragon
dried up women downvote the truth
hesbeginningtobelieve
Actually after reading your username it looks like you get the full +1
hardytardigrade
A little light resentment toward women is usually good for a few hundred points here on imgur
Boopdog
I just want to ask the community generally, "who hurt all of you?"
RydWolf
Corki
this. exactly this.
demoncandy
Well someone finally says it! I prefer night imgur tbh. Less of this b.s.!
AstronautChicken
Ah but there is a certain time at night (9pm) whem the morning meanies come back out and will downvote you for anything.
AstronautChicken
LNI imgur just wants to be weird to every one with everything equally.
Arsikere
yeah really
liam33
considering the points you've received on your comment id say it works both ways
hardytardigrade
Honestly I'm shocked that I didn't get downvoted immediately. But I'm happy it works my way, so hurray?
treadwords
Women are allowed to publicly resent men so I think we can handle men doing likewise on one of their very few outlets.
hardytardigrade
"Women" isn't a monolithic group, nobody is saying anything here can't be handled, and imgur isn't a male outlet. Otherwise, fair point.
authorialowl
"Very few outlets." Don’t you mean near every outlet for most of humanity's recorded past?
treadwords
Where men get to resent women openly? Show me.
hardytardigrade
What will happen to the poor men if they don't have an outlet where they can freely attack women without being criticized at all? Sad!
treadwords
'Freely attack' please don't be so dramatic. Honestly.
demoncandy
r/redpill, where u belong
treadwords
I'm talking offline, sweety.
BreadyStinellis
Literally everywhere. Also, any comedy show. Also, here. Your comment specifically.
treadwords
I'm talking about offline; since even online someone had a problem with men resenting women
VesselOfHate
Notice how he has -36 points
authorialowl
Verablly to wives, daughters and strangers they don't know. In the news. In doctors offices where male doctors criticize women and 1/
treadwords
Men get reproached for doing that to women whereas women do not get reproached for doing it to men.
authorialowl
Them by telling them the pain they feel is just cramps or because of hormones or some other inane thing they say to avoid diagnosing women2/
sureasyourebornyourenevergoingtoseenounicorn
So many posts have this idea that women are going to be so hurt that dudes are leaving them alone. nah we cool. Have the robot.
IcandowhateverIlike
I mean, ya'll say you're comfortable without men but literally everything ya'll do is for them. Same can be said fo' us but we don't pretend
Ryanator50
Makes it easier to separate the men from the boys
jery007
I think the amount of men compared to boys is drastically underestimated. Boys aren't raised to be men. They are raised to be
jery007
entitled whiners - source: Am a guy
GorgeousGen
The type of guy who is going to stop persuing woman because of a sex robot is the type of guy women don't want to be pursued by.
Fwords
The type of woman who can be replaced by a sexbot is the type men are tired of pursuing. If they were out there, sexbots would not exist.
flapperfemmefatale
great! why do you think all women want to be pursued by all men?
GorgeousGen
cyno01
I mean yeah, theres a reason Grindr predates Tindr by like 3 years.
Fwords
Nice straw man. That's NOT what I said, but if you are a woman and don't understand how important sex is to a man, you're gonna be replaced.
GorgeousGen
Fun fact, women enjoy sex too. And if you don't understand the intricaties of relationships, you'll never get far enough to be replaced.
nicouk
The women that sexbots will replace are those who think they're entitled to be courted and expect men to do 90% of the work in relationship.
GorgeousGen
I don't know we're assuming more about in this thread; women, men, or sexbots.
flapperfemmefatale
... OR, we just don't want to deal with the type of man who just wants to fuck all the time. or in my case, men who still use the word 1