1039 pts · August 30, 2014
Stuff
Just to clarify you also get to play Zelda, there’s no Zelda stuff in rise
New combo options for weapons, areas are more open and you get a pupper to ride on. Definitely worth getting a switch for, plus Zelda
I prefer swoosh personally
Did your dad win?
Sounds like something a robot would hope for
Don’t talk about your mother that way
Just the one swan actually
That’s foreplay where I’m from
Is it still a prank if you do this to yourself?
His girlfriend is his right hand
I’ve been running a marathon all week if it does
I think she’s dressed for a different kind of ride
I’m sure it was another substance making them that firm
I identify as deaf, this offends me...
Looks like the #2 I took last night, so it could be that?
Any vehicle can be a train so long as you scream choo choo enough times
Tell me your secrets, are you clairvoyant?
No, just the reigning champion
Ironically that’s also what I call my dong
Where’s Don Quixote when you need him?
Forget the exact name for it but it’s a form of nicotine that’s used in most herbicides
Only when it isn’t
Just need to drop 3 billion into a gila
How many fucks does this fucking spider do?
And flat earthers
Beat me to it
Store the outfit on your horse, then just pull out another one
She might not be for sale
Can confirm, I crawled out of it
Yep, stamped concrete, you can even acid stain it to get the color tone you want
Just to clarify you also get to play Zelda, there’s no Zelda stuff in rise
New combo options for weapons, areas are more open and you get a pupper to ride on. Definitely worth getting a switch for, plus Zelda
I prefer swoosh personally
Did your dad win?
Sounds like something a robot would hope for
Don’t talk about your mother that way
Just the one swan actually
That’s foreplay where I’m from
Is it still a prank if you do this to yourself?
His girlfriend is his right hand
I’ve been running a marathon all week if it does
I think she’s dressed for a different kind of ride
I’m sure it was another substance making them that firm
I identify as deaf, this offends me...
Looks like the #2 I took last night, so it could be that?
Any vehicle can be a train so long as you scream choo choo enough times
Tell me your secrets, are you clairvoyant?
No, just the reigning champion
Ironically that’s also what I call my dong
Where’s Don Quixote when you need him?
Forget the exact name for it but it’s a form of nicotine that’s used in most herbicides
Only when it isn’t
Just need to drop 3 billion into a gila
How many fucks does this fucking spider do?
And flat earthers
Beat me to it
Store the outfit on your horse, then just pull out another one
She might not be for sale
Can confirm, I crawled out of it
Yep, stamped concrete, you can even acid stain it to get the color tone you want