Sep 11, 2020 10:19 PM
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slyshadows8888
How did he even get down there,
that300ZXguy
Pennywise the swan. That's scary.
SexDrugsBirdsandRocknRoll
That guy is hella chill about holding a whole-ass swan like a football.
LiterallyAWizard
Love how they put the broom down there first, give him something to attack until the net gets there
nmarkroberts
That's a storm drain not a sewer. Sewers are for poos and wees.
Everyfootisalegend
Obligatory "Brutes putting swan in sewer":
theroadbetween
I'm pleased the swan did not start pecking the faces of it's saviors.
PrincePiggo
"TONIGHT, WE FEAST LIKE KINGS!"
brimstoneandfire
“Hey, just asked the kid if he wanted a balloon, no need to get physical” -swan
lostandlonelyguy
Remember, an unmarked mute swan on the Thames is regarded as belonging to the Queen by default, but they’re up for grabs in the sewers.
JennyIronTeeth
Weird oven, but ok
PurveyorOfInsanity
Fancy cobra chicken.
Dragonfury5
Hisssss
ElbowDeepInUserSub
Ma'am, you can't park that duck here.
AlfredGaebeli
I expected the swan to immediately run away - not disappointed by the outcome tho.
lumpinawesome
Swans and Geese are sort of the epitome of helping, because it's right, and not for gratitude or reward. They don't have a fuck to give.
GoodGraces
You are saved! - Oh screw you, buddy! I can totally bite you when you let go.
ZombieDK
They key to wrangling a swan or goose is to understand that you will get bit. A LOT. and not care
53526
Looks like he is taking it to make dinner
DoABarrelRoll1
Good thing it wasn't a black swan
HeresYourPzzaIdSayIDdntOrderAnyThydSayThnIdBeOffToMyNxtAdventur
Little bit of broth, some potatoes, got yourself s good stew going on
1potsie
Swany river
goodjobmyfellowman
Quit lookin' at me, swan!
[deleted]
Yes!
nonCanadianGoose
And you thought Pennywise was mean.....
CuzImALady
Was this at the lake?
Detoc
Yes, so you also know the one.
AmityvilleHodor
That chicken is like, "no, stop, I'm just hiding from the wife"
Firesofiso
Look at all those chickens!
chickensareawesome
updootyourpootsnoot
still being a dick while getting saved, typical swan
madeejit
My spirit animal is either a Wild Asshole, or a swan.
theoccultist
No need to be redundant.
shinagami091
I dunno. I thought he was being pretty calm. Not trying to peck people’s eyes out
Fancypants11
I know right, all things considered he was being pretty cool. I guess he didnt want them fake internet points tho ?
BlueCat1
My grandpa’s swan died because it picked a fight with his pickup truck. Truck won.
andalitebanditos
I once helped save a camel stuck in a hole. Bastard spit and bit and hollered and generally showed ZERO gratitude for our efforts :)
ProThespian
That must have been a huge hole
acertainjenesaisquoi
Nah, just a really small camel
tegfdd77
That’s your problem then. Animals feel under threat during events like this
Oh, absolutely. None of us blamed the camel at all. We just hosed green spit off each other and celebrated his freedom
Ah. Got it.
EnlightenmentSatori
How did he get in there? And why has nobody asked this question yet?
boldmove
We all assumed magic, as that is the only possible explanation.
wandergeist
We all float down here.
cre8majic
maybe the swan didn't get in at that particular point, it's just where they found him
Where did he get in at?
maybe one of those big intake pipes near a lake or pond, manmade body of water? they must have found him by his squawking? He couldn't...
You mean outtake pipe?
whoops, sorry!! Too much smoke in the air to think clearly, thanks for catching that. Out take or overflow pipe perhaps
go any farther so he put up a fuss? It must have been sound because he's practically invisible under the grate
BradleyNorby
"Hello, my swans escaped"-P.I. Staker
IWouldDoThings
P.I. Staker, right? Piss taker?! Come on!
MidLifeChrysler
It's just the one swan, actually
MrLurkerMcGurker
No luck catching them swans then?
freegallegal
Honk
localbloke
AstroINTJ
RenaissanceFaireMan
Inkutus
Just the one swan actually
UnicorninBanff
You're just gonna scare it
JK3600
Damn, this easily the best of the trilogy
PickleDemon5
It's incredible but I think SotD takes that title, think I watched it about 100 times
Scout70
slyshadows8888
How did he even get down there,
that300ZXguy
Pennywise the swan. That's scary.
SexDrugsBirdsandRocknRoll
That guy is hella chill about holding a whole-ass swan like a football.
LiterallyAWizard
Love how they put the broom down there first, give him something to attack until the net gets there
nmarkroberts
That's a storm drain not a sewer. Sewers are for poos and wees.
Everyfootisalegend
Obligatory "Brutes putting swan in sewer":
theroadbetween
I'm pleased the swan did not start pecking the faces of it's saviors.
PrincePiggo
"TONIGHT, WE FEAST LIKE KINGS!"
brimstoneandfire
“Hey, just asked the kid if he wanted a balloon, no need to get physical” -swan
lostandlonelyguy
Remember, an unmarked mute swan on the Thames is regarded as belonging to the Queen by default, but they’re up for grabs in the sewers.
JennyIronTeeth
Weird oven, but ok
PurveyorOfInsanity
Fancy cobra chicken.
Dragonfury5
Hisssss
ElbowDeepInUserSub
Ma'am, you can't park that duck here.
AlfredGaebeli
I expected the swan to immediately run away - not disappointed by the outcome tho.
lumpinawesome
Swans and Geese are sort of the epitome of helping, because it's right, and not for gratitude or reward. They don't have a fuck to give.
GoodGraces
You are saved! - Oh screw you, buddy! I can totally bite you when you let go.
ZombieDK
They key to wrangling a swan or goose is to understand that you will get bit. A LOT. and not care
53526
Looks like he is taking it to make dinner
DoABarrelRoll1
Good thing it wasn't a black swan
HeresYourPzzaIdSayIDdntOrderAnyThydSayThnIdBeOffToMyNxtAdventur
Little bit of broth, some potatoes, got yourself s good stew going on
1potsie
Swany river
goodjobmyfellowman
Quit lookin' at me, swan!
[deleted]
[deleted]
goodjobmyfellowman
Yes!
nonCanadianGoose
And you thought Pennywise was mean.....
CuzImALady
Was this at the lake?
Detoc
Yes, so you also know the one.
AmityvilleHodor
That chicken is like, "no, stop, I'm just hiding from the wife"
Firesofiso
Look at all those chickens!
chickensareawesome
updootyourpootsnoot
still being a dick while getting saved, typical swan
madeejit
My spirit animal is either a Wild Asshole, or a swan.
theoccultist
No need to be redundant.
shinagami091
I dunno. I thought he was being pretty calm. Not trying to peck people’s eyes out
Fancypants11
I know right, all things considered he was being pretty cool. I guess he didnt want them fake internet points tho ?
BlueCat1
My grandpa’s swan died because it picked a fight with his pickup truck. Truck won.
andalitebanditos
I once helped save a camel stuck in a hole. Bastard spit and bit and hollered and generally showed ZERO gratitude for our efforts :)
ProThespian
That must have been a huge hole
acertainjenesaisquoi
Nah, just a really small camel
tegfdd77
That’s your problem then. Animals feel under threat during events like this
andalitebanditos
Oh, absolutely. None of us blamed the camel at all. We just hosed green spit off each other and celebrated his freedom
tegfdd77
Ah. Got it.
EnlightenmentSatori
How did he get in there? And why has nobody asked this question yet?
boldmove
We all assumed magic, as that is the only possible explanation.
wandergeist
We all float down here.
cre8majic
maybe the swan didn't get in at that particular point, it's just where they found him
EnlightenmentSatori
Where did he get in at?
cre8majic
maybe one of those big intake pipes near a lake or pond, manmade body of water? they must have found him by his squawking? He couldn't...
EnlightenmentSatori
You mean outtake pipe?
cre8majic
whoops, sorry!! Too much smoke in the air to think clearly, thanks for catching that. Out take or overflow pipe perhaps
cre8majic
go any farther so he put up a fuss? It must have been sound because he's practically invisible under the grate
BradleyNorby
"Hello, my swans escaped"-P.I. Staker
IWouldDoThings
P.I. Staker, right? Piss taker?! Come on!
MidLifeChrysler
It's just the one swan, actually
MrLurkerMcGurker
No luck catching them swans then?
freegallegal
Honk
localbloke
AstroINTJ
RenaissanceFaireMan
Inkutus
Just the one swan actually
RenaissanceFaireMan
UnicorninBanff
You're just gonna scare it
JK3600
Damn, this easily the best of the trilogy
PickleDemon5
It's incredible but I think SotD takes that title, think I watched it about 100 times
Scout70
MrLurkerMcGurker
RenaissanceFaireMan
RenaissanceFaireMan