InductiveSeasoning

439 pts · May 1, 2016


Probably a race in GTA, you hold Y to respawn in your car at the last checkpoint you passed.

7 years ago | Likes 9 Dislikes 1

Well, fragile in most environments. The little bastards can survive up to 7 days in a vagina.

8 years ago | Likes 6 Dislikes 0

When your date looks nothing like their pictures but you have a good time anyways. ¯\_(ツ)_/¯

8 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Everything worked perfectly after that. A thousand ducks propelled with the might of a thousand men would not be enough to sate my bloodlust

8 years ago | Likes 7 Dislikes 0

I once spent all night trying to find a bug. The next morning I immediately saw it was just the i < N and i++ parts of a for loop switched.

8 years ago | Likes 10 Dislikes 0

Meh, it's a quick comedy bit, you might not realize it's a leg if it isn't oriented the way you usually see legs.

8 years ago | Likes 15 Dislikes 0

Nothing in between, just a big magnet that holds the metal door closed. You swipe a card that shuts it off momentarily so you can open it.

8 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Not necessarily, my apartment complex uses electromagnet locks.

8 years ago | Likes 7 Dislikes 0

Well first we killed their parents and took them as kids, but yeah the scratches probably helped.

8 years ago | Likes 8 Dislikes 1

Thank you for the clarification.

8 years ago | Likes 10 Dislikes 0

I like to think all these reaction images happened at the same time, like Chris Hansen, Judy, and a Clefairy are all here judging you.

8 years ago | Likes 8 Dislikes 1

"How did I get this?!" There's nothing you could have done differently, it's hereditary.

8 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Crumply hurt itself in its confusion!

8 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

I feel like learning how to say "Girlfriend, will you marry me?" wouldn't require a bunch of very important verbs...

8 years ago | Likes 18 Dislikes 0

ffs people he took an interesting picture of a garage door spring injury that just happens to be in a selfie format, lighten up a little.

8 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

/r/shestillsucking

8 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

Google "guy jumping on table stanford" gives several posts, but no credible report on if he was paralyzed by the fall.

8 years ago | Likes 6 Dislikes 1

Bondage, you and your friend should try it.

8 years ago | Likes 7 Dislikes 1

8 years ago | Likes 7 Dislikes 0

That just furthers the point. Even the program designed to be unbeatable was beaten.

8 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 1

Well duh you're the giver of food.

8 years ago | Likes 17 Dislikes 0

Super late to the party but "imgur stick figure objection ok" returned this as the first image. God bless Google.

8 years ago | Likes 14 Dislikes 0

Her windshield was iced over and she had a tiny portion scraped off to look through, couldn't even see the tree covering the whole road.

8 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

My dad almost died because of this. He was clearing out an entire tree that fell across the road, someone plowed right into it.

8 years ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 0

Huh, I've always thought hunter was a weird name but I could see that working. Tess for short?

8 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

It's plausible, me and some friends made the same joke on a hike once, probably would have joined in if some other hikers did it.

8 years ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 5

Curiosity killed the OP

9 years ago | Likes 16 Dislikes 1

He even explains the physics behind each toy or demonstration, which is where I'm guessing the post's description is from.

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

This is from a physics professor at the university I go to, he has tons of cool stuff like this on his instagram (hence the watermark)

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

I'd like to take my hobbit to her Isengard ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)

9 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0